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7 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Experience died a painful death.

Unfortunately, Jell had spent the earlier parts of her life in a violence-proof forcefield, and as even the combined efforts of multiple narrators were not enough to kill Jell then, it was completely impossible for Bowser to kill her. (Jell said anything that makes him different from other turtles.)

Well at least I have pancake powers that can NOT be taken away or destroyed, NO MATTER WHAT!

7 minutes ago, Experience said:

Pancakes??!? No! You must draw upon the superior waffles powers.

NO!!! @Experience, you fell to the dark side! Come to the light!

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Jell finished molding Bowser into a perfectly normal turtle. Then she turned towards Experience. "No more shall you argue ceaselessly over pancakes and waffles." Jell transformed all pancakes, waffles, and doughy products into one thing. Bread. It was all the same.

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5 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Jell finished molding Bowser into a perfectly normal turtle. Then she turned towards Experience. "No more shall you argue ceaselessly over pancakes and waffles." Jell transformed all pancakes, waffles, and doughy products into one thing. Bread. It was all the same.

Well, life sucks now doesn't it. Bowser made his way to the Pits of Hathsen, because life doesn't matter without pancakes.

Going down the tubes. - Imgflip 

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11 hours ago, AonEne said:

Ene looked at Salad warily, wondering if she was a Ghostblood. 

Salad assured Ene that they weren’t a Ghostblood. They were just a naturally gifted assassin. No one suspects that bowl of salad in the fridge. 

11 hours ago, Nameless said:

Narrator Jell came back to life. Then assassinated Salad.

But Salad talked to Jell, and showed them how Nameless was manipulating them. 

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20 minutes ago, The Awakened Salad said:

Salad assured Ene that they weren’t a Ghostblood. They were just a naturally gifted assassin. No one suspects that bowl of salad in the fridge. 

Experience saw Salad talking to Ene, trying to convince them they weren't a Ghostblood. I haven't experienced enough crazyness lately, Experience thought. He wrote on a paper: Salad actually is a Ghostblood, and their mission envolves you. He then passes it to Ene.

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