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Meanwhile, a brave iron golem stepped through a mysterious portal. On the other side of the portal was TST. The iron golems name was snowtom.

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15 hours ago, Edgedancer_of_spirits said:

Select your starting month! Options: Pancake, Crepe, Latke, Boxty.

Crepe. 

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I’m sorry, I’ve never played the Oregon Trail, so I wouldn’t know how to progress the game. 

Potatoes were raining from the sky. 

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"GO HASH BROWNS!!!!!!!!!"  Nameless shouted.

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Hash browns entered the ring, ready to face potato latkes on the other side

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YES we’re doing this whole thing fight me 

Ene cheered on the latkes. 

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Posted (edited)

Hash Browns darted forwards and delivered a swift uppercut, sending Latkes flying backwards.

Edited by Truthless of Shinovar
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Latkes flew out of the arena. The announcer stepped forwards "AND THE HASH BROWNS WIN IT! ON TO THE NEXT MATCH! THE MIGHTY POTATO SOUP, VERSUS THE BARBARIC RAW POTATO!" The audience cheered. 

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Potato soup had some trouble getting into the ring without spilling everywhere. 

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But fortunately for it, Raw potato got expelled for bringing a club.

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Next up was the potato chip army vs. the tater tot army. Both were innumerable.

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Both got kicked for having more than one contestant.

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Salad cheered on their cousin potato salad as they faced off against hasselback potatoes. 

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But then a young man that hadn't ate for days noticed a wierd action in one small thread. he peaked in and saw a bunch of potatoes fighting.

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 Meanwhile, waffle fries had beaten every other type of fry. 

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And then the young hungry man ate all the dead and alive potatoes and quited his hunger.

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Except that the tournament was held in Soviet Roshar.

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5 hours ago, AonEne said:

 Meanwhile, waffle fries had beaten every other type of fry. 

However, they were defeated by Mashed Potatoes.

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So the final was between Hashbrowns and Mashed Potatoes.

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@Vogelsang was requested to make a poll.

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WHERE IS THE GRATIN?!?!?!

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