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Yes indeed! The world could not see me coming, and now I can make this world anew. 

 

The Ghanderflaffle Refugees came through the portal. The voice had told them that on the other side of it lay a place where they could remake their lives. Where they could start over. They gaped at the beautiful plain, covered in grass and flowers. They quickly got to work setting up crops and homes. None of them noticed the portal closing behind them, and if they had, they wouldn't have cared. No one wanted to go back to the burning wasteland that used to be called the Ghanderflaffle empire. 

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7 minutes ago, Nameless said:

They did NOT die. Nameless had brought them here from TLT to live a more peaceful life. The refugees settled down and formed the Ghanderflaffle association, to help people and kingdoms displaced or destroyed by narrator action.

what he said!

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39 minutes ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

Truthless used his Ninja’d powers to steal the said coconut slices.

Hero Puts on the Zora mask, then decapitates Truthless with his Boomerang fins. Then immediately regrets his decision, so he steels the Coconut slices back and plays the song of Healing.

Then Plays the song of soaring and fly's away.

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Narrator Elend pulled out anti-police cannons and went in guns blazing. He had previously sucked the atmosphere of the planet into a large underground tank and used his telekinesis to make the ball of anti-matter levitate about half a kilometer in the air as to not be effected by touching any matter whatsoever. Unfortunately, this meant that anyone without unique powers or supplied air would perish painfully within minutes.

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Just to be safe, Hero played the song of healing to heal himself from his 'anti-narrator cannon' wounds  and flew to the the temple of time Took the master sword and opened the gateway to the Sacred realm (With the 3 sacred stones) and took the Power of The TriForce (all three pieces of it)and Became A GOD!

Then promptly enjoys The coconut slices @The Awakened Salad Had Kindly given to Hero a little over 5 hours ago.

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The police decided they couldn't handle both a narrator with narrator powers, and a god narrator with narrator powers and god powers. They called in the big guns. Nathan godkiller approached, flying in full Shardplate towards the two narrators, one hand ready to use Division, and the other wielding the warhammer of Justice, a long lost weapon that embodies the ideal of Justice. Nathan blasted Elend into atoms with Division, then smashed Hero with the hammer of justice.

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Hero Lying there crumpled, Thinking about how awesome Shardplate is, Plays the song of healing, Then Hero travels back in time to when Nathan was but a youngster, kills him, Gets some Shardplate of his own and moves the planet away from the sun Causing an eternal Ice age. Then Hero teleports back to the Sacred Realm And starts making some Delicious chocolate waffles. Then Hero sends out an invitation with his mind to anybody who likes waffles--and who does't want to kill him or smash him with a hammer,--to come over and enjoy some amazing chocolate waffles.

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