NameIess Posted March 19, 2020 Report Share Posted March 19, 2020 Nameless threw the thread into a river. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Awakened Salad Posted March 19, 2020 Report Share Posted March 19, 2020 It grew gills and started to swim. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted March 19, 2020 Report Share Posted March 19, 2020 (edited) Except that the rive was made of LAVA. the burning thread swam blindly over the edge of a 15,000 foot lavafall with a void of death and destruction beneath it. (The void of death and destruction destroys anything that touches it). The air around the Thread disappeared, leaving it in a vacuum. Edited March 19, 2020 by Nameless 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Awakened Salad Posted March 19, 2020 Report Share Posted March 19, 2020 Salad posted on the thread again, resurrecting it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted March 19, 2020 Report Share Posted March 19, 2020 Nameless prepared a narrativium-bomb to destroy the entire Thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToaCalune Posted March 19, 2020 Report Share Posted March 19, 2020 The narrativium bomb vanished. It went to a secret tunnel. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted March 19, 2020 Report Share Posted March 19, 2020 Were the timer kept ticking slowly down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted March 19, 2020 Report Share Posted March 19, 2020 But it was in a black hole, so it would only detonate an infinite time in the future. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted March 19, 2020 Report Share Posted March 19, 2020 Good thing Nameless had a backup. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted March 19, 2020 Report Share Posted March 19, 2020 Ene ate the backup. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elend Venture Posted March 19, 2020 Report Share Posted March 19, 2020 Elend attempted to convince Ene to cough the backup back up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted March 20, 2020 Report Share Posted March 20, 2020 Good thing Nameless had a backup plan. He pulled out a pair of Shardglasses (patent pending) and put them on. Then he began the ritual necessary to summon antimatter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted March 20, 2020 Report Share Posted March 20, 2020 (edited) Ene threw pinecones in his ritual to mess it up. And would not be convinced. Edited March 20, 2020 by AonEne 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted March 20, 2020 Report Share Posted March 20, 2020 But the pinecones were just what nameless needed to complete the ritual. Nameless finished his ritual, summoning antimatter from the negative dimension. He managed to summon a chunk of antimatter the size of a bowling ball. The resulting explosion was over four times as powerful as the most powerful nuclear weapon ever tested. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToaCalune Posted March 20, 2020 Report Share Posted March 20, 2020 Bit the thread had narrationplate on, so it was completely ineffective. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted March 20, 2020 Report Share Posted March 20, 2020 (edited) Nameless pulled out an anti-narration laser cannon, designed to end threads. While secretly starting the ritual again, this time summoning a piece of anti matter the size of the sun. Edited March 20, 2020 by Nameless Forgot a period. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToaCalune Posted March 20, 2020 Report Share Posted March 20, 2020 (edited) @Nameless forgot to italicize his post so the cannon isn’t canon. Edited March 20, 2020 by ToaCalune 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted March 20, 2020 Report Share Posted March 20, 2020 (edited) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nameless shouted, cracking the thread with his voice alone.The ritual only needed one more post to be complete. Edit- Nameles pulled out two cannons like the aforementioned non-canon cannons. They would not be effective against the thread, but against @ToaCalune, they would do just fine. Edited March 20, 2020 by Nameless 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToaCalune Posted March 20, 2020 Report Share Posted March 20, 2020 @ToaCalune screamed as he burned to cinders. Then he rose from the ashes like a majestic Phoenix. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted March 20, 2020 Report Share Posted March 20, 2020 IT IS COMPLETE! Nameless finished the ritual, summoning a piece of antimatter the size of the sun. I was also imbued with Narrativium, giving it unlimited power. It exploded with a force strong enough to demolish an Omniverse. (highlight my earlier posts) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted March 20, 2020 Report Share Posted March 20, 2020 3 minutes ago, Nameless said: IT IS COMPLETE! Nameless finished the ritual, summoning a piece of antimatter the size of the sun. I was also imbued with Narrativium, giving it unlimited power. It exploded with a force strong enough to demolish an Omniverse. (highlight my earlier posts) But Nameless had overlooked one critical fact- this was the Land of Dreams, a place where nothing could ever be truly destroyed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Awakened Salad Posted March 20, 2020 Report Share Posted March 20, 2020 2 hours ago, Nameless said: It exploded with a force strong enough to demolish an Omniverse. “Nah,” Salad said, sipping their tea. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted March 20, 2020 Report Share Posted March 20, 2020 “Ooh, is that herbal?” Truthless said, walking into the perfectly fine, healthy thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted March 20, 2020 Report Share Posted March 20, 2020 Hahahahahahahaha! I have blown up the Thread! (By which I mean the planet that the thread started on.) Now I can make it all over again! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomerang Guy Posted March 20, 2020 Report Share Posted March 20, 2020 WUT! Nooooooo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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