Vogelsang Posted May 24, 2019 Report Share Posted May 24, 2019 I don't know if this has ever been tried before, but this is an attempt by me to make the shortest thread ever... Once upon a time, in a non-Cosmere world, there was woman with absolutely no investiture who chose not to take over the Universe. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted May 24, 2019 Report Share Posted May 24, 2019 The end. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mushroom Catalog Posted May 24, 2019 Report Share Posted May 24, 2019 (edited) The thing is, nobody should post in this now. Why did I? I'm special. By that, I mean I don't really care that nobody should post because I am bored. Edited May 24, 2019 by Mushroom Catalog 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karger Posted May 24, 2019 Report Share Posted May 24, 2019 HHHmmmm. I kinda want this to become the longest thread ever just for the irony. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaladin's successor Posted May 24, 2019 Report Share Posted May 24, 2019 Yes definitly 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overlord stick Posted May 24, 2019 Report Share Posted May 24, 2019 YEE 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk Posted May 24, 2019 Report Share Posted May 24, 2019 This is sacrilege. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vogelsang Posted May 24, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2019 2 hours ago, Lunamor said: The end. ...but it wasn't because the story made a ton of money in merchandise. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overlord stick Posted May 24, 2019 Report Share Posted May 24, 2019 So they made a spin-off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyndlerunner Posted May 24, 2019 Report Share Posted May 24, 2019 Which was panned by critics, but still enjoyed by the dedicated fanbase. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium Posted May 24, 2019 Report Share Posted May 24, 2019 Narrator Star was appalled by this disgrace. The Longest Thread was the longest thread for a reason and so long as she had a say in it, things would stay that way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overlord stick Posted May 24, 2019 Report Share Posted May 24, 2019 Narrator Stick noted you use italics not bold here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium Posted May 24, 2019 Report Share Posted May 24, 2019 But Star didn’t care. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk Posted May 24, 2019 Report Share Posted May 24, 2019 This thread would die a painful death. The Narrators would make sure of it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted May 24, 2019 Report Share Posted May 24, 2019 Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man moomba Posted May 25, 2019 Report Share Posted May 25, 2019 (edited) Sadly, the massive Cryptics that acted as guards for short threads wouldn't allow it to be destroyed. Narrator Dapper was pretty ok with another TLT(M) spinoff. Edited May 25, 2019 by Dr. Dapper 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vogelsang Posted May 25, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2019 (edited) Taradiddle the Bard explained that narrators had no power here. Also if you want to make anything happen, you have to make it rhyme, 'cause hey, why not? Edited May 25, 2019 by Taradiddle 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted May 28, 2019 Report Share Posted May 28, 2019 Ark made Star into bark, and covered it in tar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 Truthless made a slight necro in hopes of creating a third infinitely long thread 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 (edited) On 5/27/2019 at 11:11 PM, Ark1002 said: Ark made Star into bark, and covered it in tar. Star transformed back into herself. Tar was smeared on her arms and her dress and her face. She tried to wipe some off her forehead, but only succeeded in smudging it. "Really?" she asked. Edited June 2, 2019 by Shard of Thought 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 “Italics!” Truthless cried. “Italics, or it’s meaningless!” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 (edited) Star complied. However, she was also feeling vengeful, so she turned Ark into a bowling ball, stuck needles in it, and sent it to the bottom of the deepest ocean. Edited June 2, 2019 by Shard of Thought 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted June 3, 2019 Report Share Posted June 3, 2019 That’s an oof 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium Posted June 3, 2019 Report Share Posted June 3, 2019 Star cackled. She was real good at cackling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted June 3, 2019 Report Share Posted June 3, 2019 Truthless, however, crackled. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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