Wyndlerunner Posted May 16, 2019 Report Share Posted May 16, 2019 Since we have a 'Cosmere the Musical' here on the Shard, and given that creative muse struck me, I present WoT: The Musical! To kick things off The King George songs, as sung by Elaida Sedai Quote Spoiler You’ll Be Back- Elaida Sedai edition You say, the price of my stole’s not a price that you’re willing to pay. You cry, Forkroot weed that I put in your tea when I saw you go by. Why so mad? Remember that Siuan broke the Tow’r with her plotting and schemes- Now you should have been glad, remember despite our estrangement, I’m the Amyrlin. [Chorus] You’ll be Back- soon you’ll see. You’ll remember you should kneel to me. You’ll be Back- time will tell The tower will be whole; this I Foretell Dragons Rise, Nations fall The White Tower has stood through it all! And when push, comes to shove- I will strip you of the Shawl and birch you, To remind you of my love. Ya-Da-Da-Da-, Ya-Da-Da-Da- Elaida, Ya-Da-Da [2X] You Say my rule’s illegal and you won’t go on, But you’ll be the ones complaining when the world is gone. And no don’t change the subject! You all should be my subjects, sweet united subjects, completely loyal subjects. Forever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever. You’ll be back- as said before It will not come to open war. For your love, undying praise, and I’ll be Amyrlin till’ my dying days. While you’re gone- Rand goes mad. Please don’t destroy what hope we had And when push, comes to shove. I will send you into lonely exile... To remind you of my love Ya-Da-Da-Da, Ya-Da-Da-Da- Elaida, Ya-Da-Da-Da Everybody! Ya-Da-Da-Da, Ya-Da-Da-Da-Elaida, Ya-Da-Da-Da-Elaida. What Comes Next- Elaida Sedai edition They say, putting Rand in a box has a price I’m not willing to pay. I cry, with these tears that are so unbecoming of one who is Aes Sedai. I’m so blue(not ajah)- I thought I could trust Alviarin- that was a mistake Now I’m hers to subdue. Alviarin despite your rejection, I’ve got a small query for you. What comes Next? What decree-(Aside)- I want to balefire this girl indeed. I’m on my own (Sarcastic) Awesome, Wow! I don’t have a clue what happens now Dragons Rise, Nations Fall, (To Self): It’s much harder when it’s all your call All alone, on the Amyrlin Seat. Sardonic: I may run the Tower, but Alviarin’s running me! Ya-Da-Da-Da, Ya-Da-Da-Da- Elaida, Ya-Da-Da-Elaidaaa. I Know Her- Elaida Sedai Edition They say, the Rebels are choosing an Amyrlin to lead their way. Is that true? Because it would count as treason if they do. I’m perplexed. Would Sheriam even give up her authority? What will they do, is there anyone else in the rebels who loom quite as large? (Whispers) Egwene Al’Vere? I know her, this can’t be, that little Accepted who always hated me. She’ll last ten days, maybe five. That poor girl, The Hall will eat her alive! Dragons Rise, Amyrlins Fall. She’ll be a puppet by the end of it all All alone, let them run, They will tear the poor girl into pieces- By the Light, this will be fun. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 1 hour ago, Wyndlerunner said: Since we have a 'Cosmere the Musical' here on the Shard, and given that creative muse struck me, I present WoT: The Musical! To kick things off The King George songs, as sung by Elaida Sedai THIS IS AMAZING 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyndlerunner Posted May 17, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 14 minutes ago, Lunamor said: THIS IS AMAZING Aw thanks Luna 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 I love it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyndlerunner Posted May 17, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 Anyone else got any suggestions for other songs? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyndlerunner Posted May 20, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2019 (edited) Apologies for double posting, however, I have had muse strike yet again Presenting- Falcon in the Dive, as sung by Lord Perrin Goldeneyes Spoiler [Perrin] Hunt for my Faile Comb the town, every street, every tent, You put a guard at every gate Get her out, shout the moment that you find her. Light! Knock in their doors, outflank their army Track her down, search the town And be quick about it, now How in the Light do I ever prevail When I’m just a man? But I can never be duped I’ll not lose my Falcon again! I wasn’t born to walk on water, I wasn’t born to sack and slaughter But on my soul I wasn’t born To leave my love forlorn, and buckle under. A man can learn to steal some thunder I can learn to work some wonder And when the stakes are down, I will rise into the sky! And soon the world will smolder And the Winds of Time shall drive Yes a man grows older, But his soul remains alive All those tremulous stars still glitter And I will survive And my heart grows colder, Oh Light! Please let my Falcon be alive! [Gaul] Life is a dream, a dying ember Life is a dream I will remember But I will resurrect that dream Though blood does stream and the cost grows steeper [Faile] For here in Hell, where life grows cheaper Oh, here in Hell, the pain runs deeper And when the final duel is nigh, I’ll lift my soul and fly! [Perrin and Faile duet] If we wait through our darkest hour Till love does spring alive Then with soul of fire We’ll devour like a falcon in the dive! [Aram] These are the days, yes, days of glory Days of rage, where souls do scream And golden darkness preys on my soul Gnawing night and day and Clawing through my brain No, never kneel, never bend Rend him to bits, bite Now the beauty of the fight I am a man who shall find justice And my spirit shall try, To be younger and fiercer and fly! [All] Piercing into the sky and higher And the strong shall thrive Yes the weak will cower While the fittest will survive If we wait through the darkest hour Till battle springs alive Then with claws, and souls of fire We’ll devour like a falcon in the dive! Edit: 5/22/19 I have had more ideas strike me yet again, So I now present 'Dear Thom Merrilin' a lyrical parody of 'Dear Theodosia' (Heavy spoilers here, so if you somehow are reading this without finishing at least Knife of Dreams, don't read this) Spoiler Dear Thom Merrilin, what to write for you, If you read this, you’ll hear I have been slain, Though you know this a lie, you cry, and it breaks my heart I’m dedicating all these words to you, though gleeman’s life was never quite my style. When you smile, you knock me out, I fall apart, And I thought I was so smart. You will come to me with young Mat Cauthon, He’ll bleed and fight for you, I’ll make it right for you If I lay a strong enough foundation- For Rand must think me through, the world will think it true And I’ll blow them all away, Someday, someday You will come for me someday Someday, someday. -- Moiraine Edited May 22, 2019 by Wyndlerunner 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lidolas Posted June 3, 2019 Report Share Posted June 3, 2019 The way men describe using Saidin makes me think of Tightrope from The Greatest Showman. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyndlerunner Posted June 3, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 3, 2019 1 hour ago, Lidolas said: The way men describe using Saidin makes me think of Tightrope from The Greatest Showman. ooh, that's a good one... I also have thought of Rand's nasty habit of burning women's names into his soul as working well with 'Hellfire' (Written as Balefire of course) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turin Turambar Posted June 4, 2019 Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 Sweet! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singer Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 I am so glad this thread already exists, because I am right now working on a piece that I call. "I am the Very Model of A Major Robert Jordan Fan." If I can get it up to speed, I'll make an MP3 to share with my lyrics. Wish me luck! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyndlerunner Posted September 16, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 2 hours ago, Singer said: I am so glad this thread already exists, because I am right now working on a piece that I call. "I am the Very Model of A Major Robert Jordan Fan." If I can get it up to speed, I'll make an MP3 to share with my lyrics. Wish me luck! Awesome! I'm really looking forward to that! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singer Posted December 16, 2019 Report Share Posted December 16, 2019 Here is my own parody composition: "I am the very Model of a Major Robert Jordan Fan," I had to practice it A LOT to get it fast enough to record it. Then I had to cut down the karaoke track, because they all include the chorus singing the original lyrics. Unfortunately, the cuts are very noticeable...ah well! But I guess I practiced enough because the final product was done with 2 takes. And I noticed after all that, all this time, that I've got a name in there twice! Oops. 100% spoiler free, this song is dedicated to anyone who has every grown overwhelmed or confused by the huge cast and all their various names... Lyrics are in the spoiler tag, the recording is here for you to listen to: I am the very Model of a Major Robert Jordan Fan.m4a Spoiler There's Moiraine Lan Elayne Trakand Mat Cauthon and Thom Merrillin Rand Al'Thor Aginor Eqwene Nyneave and Gareth Bryne Padan Fain Perrin Logain Morgaise Loial Asmodean Galad Elaida Min Anaiya Gawyn Tam and Verin Aviendha Bayle Mesaana Gaul Faile and Sammael Siuan Leane Bain Romanda Rahvin and Elza Penfell Juilin Uno Hurin Saerine Aludra and Balthamel Elyas Chiad Androl Genhald Gaidal Caine Ishamael Byar Mela Graendal Suroth Rahvin Chesmal Tarna Bors Damer Flinn Egeanin Toviene Eben Fedwin Morr Pedron Niall Balwer Tuon Be'lal Setalle Anan Rodel Ituralde Silviana Falion Lyrelle Myrelle and Basil Gill with Rhuarc Bair and Couladin Lini Lanfear Davram Bashere Agelar Moghedien Eamon Valda and Sevanna Olver Trom Nalesean Beslan Noal Birgitte and Talmanes and Chel Vanin Alliandre and Annoura Berelaine and Temaille Slayer Hopper Bael Bera Darlin and Mishraele Cadsuane Taim Lelaine plus Semhirage and Morindin Arangar Osangar Vandene Masema Lliandrin Dapple Feather Smoke Oak Dancer Snowy Dawn and Erian Master Hammond Shaidar Haran The Gholam and Beldemaine Merillile Teslyn Renna Sumeko Carlynia Tylee Sheriam Gabrelle Tenobia Alivia Joiya Jeaine Joline Janduin Jori Jain Jahar Narishma Adeleas Alviarin Amys Asne Ilyena Laman Lamgwin Laras Luc Prince Kaisal Kari Katerine Coladar Karldin Cowinde and Doesine Ingtar Erith Naeff Pevara Hammar Sleete and then Tigraine Norry Alric Ihvon Grady Dyelin Abell and Seane Theodrin Nicola Irena Petrah Faolaine Edesina and Halima Estean and Melaine Talenvor and Demandred Delana Nesta Zaida Ned Rogosh Yulan Hawkwing Sulin Liah Luca Damodred Mandarb Swallow Mist and Arrow Aldieb and Ba'alzamon Stayer Stepper Bela Pips and Lews Therin Telamon 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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