Rosharan A.C. Posted May 13, 2019 Report Share Posted May 13, 2019 Hey there everybody! I am very excited to start this forum thing. Unfortunately I understand only about a third of what I've seen so far, but that's no biggie! It can't be that hard, right? I mean, I have no experience in social media either, so this is all very new to me. BUT. I will learn. Ignorance is only a small speed bump in the highway of life, and I'm going a solid 12 mph right now, so I think I'll be good. I don't think I will be on here SUPER often, but I will do my best. After all, school is hard, and I'm one of those people who usually stays up till midnight studying. And speaking of which, I will have you know TRUTHLESS OF SHINOVAR, that I have been at school all day, and literally made my account like 17 hours ago, so give me a break. Plus you haven't even really explained to me what I'm supposed to do on here. All I know that I can do is post a "topic", change my profile picture, and give people points (although I've only half figured out that part). But it is okay. I forgive you for being hasty, and pardon you for all your sins. Including the time you dumped a bowl of spaghetti on my head (hehe that actually never happened, but no one on here knows that). Okay. I think that's all I have to say for now, so if you don't mind i'm going to go study for the next four and a half hours. Oh yea P.S., The Cosmere rocks. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethan_sedai Posted May 13, 2019 Report Share Posted May 13, 2019 Welcome to the Shard! Have a cookie! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mraize Posted May 13, 2019 Report Share Posted May 13, 2019 (edited) Yes! I got here second...Do Not eat a cookie if someone asks you to, they are spiked with Hemalurgy...Do Not Pledge anything to anyone, especially to @Ark1002, and if you need information, ask a mod or someone who seems to know what they are doing What are your favorite cosmere books? Edited May 13, 2019 by Mraize 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted May 13, 2019 Report Share Posted May 13, 2019 Welcome! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted May 13, 2019 Report Share Posted May 13, 2019 Hola! Como estás? Quien es to personaje favorito en el universo de Sanderson? (I am also white, but I've been in bilingual classes since kindergarten...) ACCEPT THE COOKIES. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mushroom Catalog Posted May 14, 2019 Report Share Posted May 14, 2019 The cookies are spiked (not drugs). You could take them... However, I wouldn't recommend to anybody who likes their soul. The people who say to take the cookies are bakers murderers in the dark alley. Consider yourself warned. Don't worry too much about being confused. People who read a whole bunch of the forums start to catch on. I did (It only took, like, a week. And a few double posts.) On a more serious note, Hi! Welcome to the forums. What Sanderson books have you read (Or haven't read) and which is your favorite? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted May 14, 2019 Report Share Posted May 14, 2019 2 hours ago, Rosharan A.C. said: I mean, I have no experience in social media either, so this is all very new to me. Yay, someone else who doesn’t have social media! *high fives* 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mraize Posted May 14, 2019 Report Share Posted May 14, 2019 7 minutes ago, Lunamor said: Yay, someone else who doesn’t have social media! *high fives* Yay! Two more people who don't have social media! *Cheers* 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted May 14, 2019 Report Share Posted May 14, 2019 Just now, Mraize said: Yay! Two more people who don't have social media! *Cheers* *does manly Horneater victory dance* 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted May 14, 2019 Report Share Posted May 14, 2019 (edited) Hah! Make it three people who don't have social media! 3 hours ago, Rosharan A.C. said: And speaking of which, I will have you know TRUTHLESS OF SHINOVAR, that I have been at school all day, and literally made my account like 17 hours ago, so give me a break. Plus you haven't even really explained to me what I'm supposed to do on here. Heheh, sorry about that. Yeah, pretty much you just post stuff, and discuss the cosmere and have 500-page-long stories about a guy named Butt Venture and Narrators and a bunch a roleplay stuff. Oh yeah, and this guy's my cousin!! Edited May 14, 2019 by Truthless of Shinovar 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mraize Posted May 14, 2019 Report Share Posted May 14, 2019 2 hours ago, Truthless of Shinovar said: Yeah, pretty much you just post stuff, and discuss the cosmere and have 500-page-long stories about a guy named Butt Venture and Narrators Shhh....he's not supposed to know about that yet... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosharan A.C. Posted May 14, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2019 Well Cool! I didn't really expect so many people to respond to that! I think by now that cookie is a liiiiitle stale, so I'll just keep it on my shelf. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mushroom Catalog Posted May 14, 2019 Report Share Posted May 14, 2019 18 hours ago, Truthless of Shinovar said: Hah! Make it three people who don't have social media! Strike that. Four! The Shard is the closest I come to social media. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosharan A.C. Posted May 14, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2019 1 minute ago, Mushroom Catalog said: Strike that. Four! The Shard is the closest I come to social media. Haha! make that five... wait no I was the first one to say that. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted May 14, 2019 Report Share Posted May 14, 2019 1 minute ago, Rosharan A.C. said: Haha! make that five... wait no I was the first one to say that. ‘Tis an endless cycle. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShardGuard Posted May 14, 2019 Report Share Posted May 14, 2019 3 minutes ago, Mushroom Catalog said: Strike that. Four! The Shard is the closest I come to social media. Five! Five of us don't have... oh wait. No, I do have social media. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mushroom Catalog Posted May 14, 2019 Report Share Posted May 14, 2019 Just now, ShardGuard said: No, I do have social media. How dare you! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShardGuard Posted May 14, 2019 Report Share Posted May 14, 2019 1 minute ago, Mushroom Catalog said: How dare you! Blast! I am revealed! The blogs, the shares, the retweets... the socialness of the media is seeping into my blood! It's an epidemic! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted May 14, 2019 Report Share Posted May 14, 2019 Just now, ShardGuard said: Blast! I am revealed! The blogs, the shares, the retweets... the socialness of the media is seeping into my blood! It's an epidemic! You must be quarantined immediately!!! *puts on hazmat suit* 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosharan A.C. Posted May 14, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2019 No no, what may seem like a disease could actually be a leech on your forearm that gives you magical powers. -clears throat- OH GREAT AND POWERFUL SHARDGUARD. PLEASE ENLIGHTEN US WITH THE MAGICAL WORKINGS OF BOOKFACE AND HIS PARTNER TWEETER. TELL US: HOW FARE"S THIS WORLD THAT WE CANNOT REACH? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShardGuard Posted May 14, 2019 Report Share Posted May 14, 2019 Just now, Lunamor said: You must be quarantined immediately!!! *puts on hazmat suit* Doctor! Are you the doctor? Am I sick? Oh Stormfather, where am I?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted May 14, 2019 Report Share Posted May 14, 2019 "GET 'IM, BOYS!" *proceeds to tackle shardgaurd* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosharan A.C. Posted May 14, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2019 (edited) Well. I guess it's too late now. *watches with a bowl of popcorn as shardguard is dog piled on* Edited May 14, 2019 by Rosharan A.C. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShardGuard Posted May 14, 2019 Report Share Posted May 14, 2019 1 minute ago, Rosharan A.C. said: No no, what may seem like a disease could actually be a leech on your forearm that gives you magical powers. -clears throat- OH GREAT AND POWERFUL SHARDGUARD. PLEASE ENLIGHTEN US WITH THE MAGICAL WORKINGS OF BOOKFACE AND HIS PARTNER TWEETER. TELL US: HOW FARE"S THIS WORLD THAT WE CANNOT REACH? I... I am distracted! I will tell you of these things of which you do not know. 1 minute ago, Truthless of Shinovar said: "GET 'IM, BOYS!" *proceeds to tackle shardgaurd* *sounds of fists, heavy-handed grappling, and possibly but definitely NOT a little bit of crying* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted May 14, 2019 Report Share Posted May 14, 2019 2 minutes ago, ShardGuard said: Doctor! Are you the doctor? Am I sick? Oh Stormfather, where am I?! Remain calm, we will not hurt you. We only wish to make sure you are safe. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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