Lunar Blessing Posted April 18, 2019 Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 9 minutes ago, whattheHoid said: *Farts in Ark's general direction* *Dies of laughter* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted April 18, 2019 Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 *revives Potency with potent waffles* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not an Evil Librarian Posted April 18, 2019 Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 A crepe is a pancake in the same way that a burrito is Indian naan bread 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted April 18, 2019 Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 Crêpes sont délicieux! I like them better than pancakes, but waffles are where it's at. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not an Evil Librarian Posted April 18, 2019 Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 waffles = crepes > pancakes 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted April 18, 2019 Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 I am Hoid and approve this équation! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre Posted April 18, 2019 Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 21 hours ago, Alvron said: But they are pancakes. The word crêpe translates as thin pancake. Your argument is invalid. Waffles win. Uh oh... I didn't think crepes counted as pancakes... A pancake vs a waffle is no challenge, but a crepe... Uh... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not an Evil Librarian Posted April 18, 2019 Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 (edited) 17 minutes ago, Gancho Libre said: Uh oh... I didn't think crepes counted as pancakes... A pancake vs a waffle is no challenge, but a crepe... Uh... Again, a crepe is a pancake in the same way that a burrito is Indian naan bread Edited April 18, 2019 by not an Evil Librarian 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre Posted April 18, 2019 Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 Ok. Thanks! That eases my conscience! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted April 19, 2019 Report Share Posted April 19, 2019 If any newcomers to the Shard happen to see this thread? Don't worry, the entire Shard isn't just like this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Invocation Posted April 19, 2019 Report Share Posted April 19, 2019 We're all forgetting something very simple in the breakfast equation. Specifically two things: bagels and breakfast burritos. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Keeper Exile Posted April 19, 2019 Report Share Posted April 19, 2019 The waffles are clearly superior... SEND OUT THE SYRUP BATTALIONS! PREPARE THE TOASTER BOMBS! FILL YOUR STOMACHS! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted April 19, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2019 Just now, Invocation said: We're all forgetting something very simple in the breakfast equation. Specifically two things: bagels and breakfast burritos. BREAKFAST BURRITOS ARE DELICIOUS!!! But they have no place in the waffle and pancake war. They are too perfect to bother with such lowly things. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Keeper Exile Posted April 19, 2019 Report Share Posted April 19, 2019 1 minute ago, Lunamor said: BREAKFAST BURRITOS ARE DELICIOUS!!! But they have no place in the waffle and pancake war. They are too perfect to bother with such lowly things. So true... Especially if you have more than one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted April 19, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2019 Just now, Keeper Exile said: So true... Especially if you have more than one. Like the combo at McDonalds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Keeper Exile Posted April 19, 2019 Report Share Posted April 19, 2019 (edited) Great. Now I'm hungry... I should make a breakfast burrito, except IN A WAFFLE! The ultimate combo. Edited April 19, 2019 by Keeper Exile 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted April 19, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2019 Just now, Keeper Exile said: Great. Now I'm hungry... I should make a breakfast burrito, except IN A WAFFLE! At that point you just have a breakfast sandwich, unless you somehow figure out how to roll a waffle. Although waffle sandwiches are still quite delicious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Invocation Posted April 19, 2019 Report Share Posted April 19, 2019 Y'all think breakfast burritos are good? I'd be inclined to agree with you, except for one thing: BACON EXPLOSION! @Lunamor and @Keeper Exile what do y'all think about that? (Apologies if you can't eat it) If you don't know what it is: Spoiler Maple syrup inside of sausage inside of bacon inside of sausage inside of bacon, glazed in maple syrup and brown sugar, smoked for three hours, glazed again, then served as a loaf of meat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted April 19, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2019 10 minutes ago, Invocation said: Y'all think breakfast burritos are good? I'd be inclined to agree with you, except for one thing: BACON EXPLOSION! @Lunamor and @Keeper Exile what do y'all think about that? (Apologies if you can't eat it) If you don't know what it is: Hide contents Maple syrup inside of sausage inside of bacon inside of sausage inside of bacon, glazed in maple syrup and brown sugar, smoked for three hours, glazed again, then served as a loaf of meat. *drools* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted April 19, 2019 Report Share Posted April 19, 2019 37 minutes ago, Invocation said: Maple syrup inside of sausage inside of bacon inside of sausage inside of bacon, glazed in maple syrup and brown sugar, smoked for three hours, glazed again, then served as a loaf of meat. I don't think that's possible 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silva Posted April 19, 2019 Report Share Posted April 19, 2019 1 hour ago, Invocation said: Y'all think breakfast burritos are good? I'd be inclined to agree with you, except for one thing: BACON EXPLOSION! @Lunamor and @Keeper Exile what do y'all think about that? (Apologies if you can't eat it) If you don't know what it is: Hide contents Maple syrup inside of sausage inside of bacon inside of sausage inside of bacon, glazed in maple syrup and brown sugar, smoked for three hours, glazed again, then served as a loaf of meat. That sounds...nauseating. Waffles. Even the word is fun to say. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted April 19, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2019 Just now, Silva said: That sounds...nauseating. Waffles. Even the word is fun to say. I KNOW RIGHT???? Waaaaaaaaaaaafllllllllllllllllles 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Keeper Exile Posted April 19, 2019 Report Share Posted April 19, 2019 1 hour ago, Invocation said: Y'all think breakfast burritos are good? I'd be inclined to agree with you, except for one thing: BACON EXPLOSION! @Lunamor and @Keeper Exile what do y'all think about that? (Apologies if you can't eat it) If you don't know what it is: Hide contents Maple syrup inside of sausage inside of bacon inside of sausage inside of bacon, glazed in maple syrup and brown sugar, smoked for three hours, glazed again, then served as a loaf of meat. That sounds absolutely delicious, but I am having trouble figuring out how many laws of physics we would have to break to make that. Could I get that with a side of a waffle breakfast sandwich/burrito, please? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Invocation Posted April 19, 2019 Report Share Posted April 19, 2019 (edited) 5 hours ago, AonDii said: I don't think that's possible IT IS POSSIBLE BECAUSE I'VE HAD IT ON THREE OCCASIONS! 4 hours ago, Silva said: That sounds...nauseating. Nauseating? *gasps dramatically* HOW DARE YOU? I'll have you know it's the finest of dining. 4 hours ago, Keeper Exile said: That sounds absolutely delicious, but I am having trouble figuring out how many laws of physics we would have to break to make that. Don't have to break any laws of physics! Even if that makes it more fun, physics is for chumps! Just need some toothpicks, a lot of bacon, and the knowhow to weave bacon mats is all. 4 hours ago, Keeper Exile said: Could I get that with a side of a waffle breakfast sandwich/burrito, please? Why not just put it on a sandwich or in a burrito? Those are both valid uses. Edited April 19, 2019 by Invocation 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vogelsang Posted April 19, 2019 Report Share Posted April 19, 2019 So I was gonna bring french toast into the discussion, but then I realized: what if you made french toast waffles?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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