Anyone want to buy a shardblade?

[I Am A Fish Mistborn]

I think I can shshsssshshshhsh with a shshshshshshhhhh at shhshhhssh. This text is so small... Remember Tar, and go be stupid...

Edited October 6, 2020 by I Am A Fish

[Bearer of all agonies Rambleman]

Yay! Now I am Jezrien and Taln. Hey, @ShardShaper can I buy some atium?

Edited September 3, 2020 by Bearer of all agonies

[Enter a username Artifabrian]

What can I get for a hundred pounds of Ettmetal?

[ShardShaper Ferring]

RIGHT HERE! That'll be 40056 boxings, or 280 pounds of infused gemstone.

[Condensation Mistborn]

Hey, I'd like directions to the location of the Fellowship of the Thing. I'm supposed to meet someone there. Does that cost anything?

[ShardShaper Ferring]

ermmm.... I definitely know where that is, and I'll definitely tell you if you give my 5 clips. Definitely.

[I Am A Fish Mistborn]

Just now, ShardShaper said:

ermmm.... I definitely know where that is, and I'll definitely tell you if you give my 5 clips. Definitely.

If you're the end of souls, where can I find the beginning of souls?

[Condensation Mistborn]

21 minutes ago, ShardShaper said:

ermmm.... I definitely know where that is, and I'll definitely tell you if you give my 5 clips. Definitely.

Here's my five clips, but you can't have them until you tell me where they are.

[Enter a username Artifabrian]

On 9/27/2020 at 5:41 PM, ShardShaper said:

RIGHT HERE! That'll be 40056 boxings, or 280 pounds of infused gemstone.

I'd like half of each. So 20,028 boxings and 140 pounds of infused gemstone. Can I have that?

[ShardShaper Ferring]

Condensation, it's... over there. That way *points.*

Enter a username, fair enough. Here ya go, 100 pounds of Ettmetal. 

[Bearer of all agonies Rambleman]

Can I buy some atium?

[Condensation Mistborn]

14 hours ago, ShardShaper said:

Condensation, it's... over there. That way *points.*

Enter a username, fair enough. Here ya go, 100 pounds of Ettmetal. 

Thank you. Here you go, 5 clips.

Edited October 2, 2020 by Condensation

[Chasmgoat Full Shardbearer]

"Do you sell..."    *glances at other customers and starts to whisper*  "sticks that want to be fire?"

[Bearer of all agonies Rambleman]

“Yeah. I was wondering the same thing. Do you?”

[ShardShaper Ferring]

Well....

Technically. It's not exactly easy to transport. Very flammable.

One of our earlier models caused the destruction of Roshar's second continent in a massive firestorm. 

[Chasmgoat Full Shardbearer]

I assure you, I can compensate for any expenses in transportation.

[Condensation Mistborn]

Hey, I'm back. Do you have Aviar?

[ShardShaper Ferring]

Condensation, YES! Please, take them off our hands! Discount rates! Definitely, no metallurgic spikes that turned them into steel inquisi-avier!

Chasmgoat, are you sure you want it? 
Have you heard of Australia? It didn't cause that, but it did cause Eta Carinae. And Ashyn.

If you do want it, proceed to checkout on Isle 8.

[I Am A Fish Mistborn]

May I be hired?

[ShardShaper Ferring]

Hmm...

You know what? Sure.

You're hired.

Your first job is ensuring that the flaming stick burns the goat, and no one else.

 

[Condensation Mistborn]

20 minutes ago, ShardShaper said:

Condensation, YES! Please, take them off our hands! Discount rates! Definitely, no metallurgic spikes that turned them into steel inquisi-avier!

Chasmgoat, are you sure you want it? 
Have you heard of Australia? It didn't cause that, but it did cause Eta Carinae. And Ashyn.

If you do want it, proceed to checkout on Isle 8.

I don't want a Steel Inquisi-Aviar, I want an Aviar. Preferably black and rare.

[Chasmgoat Full Shardbearer]

*gallops down to aisle 8*

"What a mighty fine stick I got here"

*waves to fish*

"Hey, does this stick burst into flame randomly or what?"

[Condensation Mistborn]

Do you have any regular Aviar?

[I Am A Fish Mistborn]

10 hours ago, Chasmgoat said:

*gallops down to aisle 8*

"What a mighty fine stick I got here"

*waves to fish*

"Hey, does this stick burst into flame randomly or what?"

*Stick bursts into flame*

I'm guessing it does...

8 hours ago, Condensation said:

Do you have any regular Aviar?

Huh?

I'll go and check.

*Walks back into storage and comes back covered in birds*

Yep, apparently we do...

[Chasmgoat Full Shardbearer]

1 hour ago, I Am A Fish said:

*Stick bursts into flame*

I'm guessing it does...

Ah, okay, I will buy one of these. How much are they? I assure you I can pay the cost.