Anyone want to buy a shardblade?

[ShardShaper Ferring]

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Roleplayer said:

Best I’ll do is Jah Keved. 

Please. That place is so worthless that Odium doesn't even care enough to destroy it! Now the Reshi Isles... throw those in and perhaps Azir and I'm willing to talk

[AonEne Shard]

1 minute ago, ShardShaper said:

Please. That place is so worthless that Odium doesn't even care enough to destroy it! Now the Reshi Isles... throw those in and perhaps Azir and I'm willing to talk

If it’s worthless, then perhaps just the Reshi Isles. And if I must, Marat. 

[ShardShaper Ferring]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Roleplayer said:

If it’s worthless, then perhaps just the Reshi Isles. And if I must, Marat. 

Appalling! How about Azir, The Reshi Isles, and five hundred Saphire Broams. Infused, of course.

 

 

[AonEne Shard]

You’re certainly not getting Azir, but the Isles and broams you can have. 

[ShardShaper Ferring]

If I don't have Aziz, I want Alethkar

[AonEne Shard]

We can add that. Just so long as it’s in good condition - preferably brand new. I expect nothing worse from you. 

[ShardShaper Ferring]

Done, and Done. Don't worry. We have TOP quality *mutters under breath*. TOP quality 

[AonEne Shard]

2 hours ago, ShardShaper said:

Done, and Done. Don't worry. We have TOP quality *mutters under breath*. TOP quality 

Excellent! *hands over deeds to the lands* Don’t go warring with the rest of my goods. 

[Wind Bloodsealer]

what about the whole final empire? for seven sets of shards?

Edited May 26, 2020 by A Windrunner

[One_Armed Obligator]

Do you sell scadrian allomantic air ships?

[Channelknight Fadran Stormfather]

So I'm a little short on kingdoms, but would you accept something else? I have a massive book full of information about the Multiverse; will that suffice?

[Enter a username Artifabrian]

Hmmm... Can I buy a Shardblade for a full set of aluminum armor? It's not 100% pure, but an alloy that still retains aluminum's inertness to investiture, while being almost 15x stronger. (Specifically, 14.95x.)

Edited July 3, 2020 by Enter a username

[Negative_Null Silent Gatherer]

*looks around at other customers*
... I'm just here for a job...?

[Enter a username Artifabrian]

I have a full set of aluminum armor. It is immune to investiture. It is 14.95x stronger than pure aluminum. It is half as heavy as pure aluminum. I would like to purchase a Shardblade.

Edited July 24, 2020 by Enter a username

[Nameless* Steel Inquisitor]

Do you sell Oathstones here?

[ShardShaper Ferring]

Yes, Yes, No, No, How's your cooking? Can you make a chouta?, Ok, We have 2 in stock.

[Negative_Null Silent Gatherer]

"Chouta? Can't be that hard"

[I Am A Fish Mistborn]

@ShardShaper

Can I purchase reincarnation?

Edited August 30, 2020 by I Used To Be A Fish

[Bearer of all agonies Rambleman]

Hey, can I buy another Honorblade?

[ShardShaper Ferring]

You're hired, No (that's a subscription service), and yes.

[Bearer of all agonies Rambleman]

Yay! How much?

[ShardShaper Ferring]

5 minutes ago, Bearer of all agonies said:

Yay! How much?

Scadrial.

The whole planet.

Barring that I'll accept Threnody and First of Sun. I don't have enough change for Yolen, Roshar, or Sel, so I'll take them, but I can't give you change.

Edited August 30, 2020 by ShardShaper

[Bearer of all agonies Rambleman]

Well I have two of those. . . How about Scadrial. 

[I Am A Fish Mistborn]

How can I subscribe to the service?

[ShardShaper Ferring]

3 minutes ago, Bearer of all agonies said:

Well I have two of those. . . How about Scadrial. 

Done, and done. Here's the blade of Jezereh'Elin

Just now, I Used To Be A Fish said:

How can I subscribe to the service?

*looks around*

Well... you have to... shshsssshshshhsh with a shshshshshshhhhh at shhshhhssh.