ShardShaper Posted April 13, 2019 Report Share Posted April 13, 2019 The ShardShop Welcome to ShardShop, the Cosmere's only store for all your shard-based needs. Come to our shop, situated just inside the pits of hathsin for reasonably priced shardblades (only one & a half kingdoms each) and hemalurgic spikes (we have Steel, Iron, Gold, and Atium options). Merchandise includes: ShardBlades & Plate ( 1.5 kingdoms each) Hemalurgic spikes (fifty extra boxings for pre invested) Steel (Fifty boxings) Iron (Fifty boxings) Gold (Seventy five boxings) Atium (Four hundred boxings) Hemalurgic spiked chicken monsters (at the owners own risk) Shin spiked chicken (free interworld shipping) Fabrials (without stormlight) Seons (for all your money + 5 boxings) Harmony's patented slideshow device (as seen in The bands of mourning) And much more!!! Come to the ShardShop today!* *At your own risk. We tried spiking a chasmfiend, and were not exactly sure where in the store it is. 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wandering Investor Posted April 13, 2019 Report Share Posted April 13, 2019 An atium spike for only four hundred boxing? I'll take 20. Do you also sell bindpoint manuals? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man moomba Posted April 13, 2019 Report Share Posted April 13, 2019 (edited) Do you accept trades? Cause I'd like to trade 40 tons of aluminum foil for a Shardblade. I'll also take 60 atium spikes. Edited April 13, 2019 by Dr. Dapper 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I think I am here. Posted April 13, 2019 Report Share Posted April 13, 2019 I will take Harmony’s Patented Slideshow Device. That stuff is legendary. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShardShaper Posted April 14, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2019 (edited) Hi, we have more products now. We finally were able to catch the hemalurgic spiked chasmfiend (which was hiding under the fabrial section), and can now safely ship: More spike varieties! Pewter (fifty boxings) Tin (sixty boxings) Tin foil hats (bowler & top hat variates) Potted grass (shin breed) Horses (ten thousand broams) Ryshadiums (one shardblade) Whitespine tusks (aged) Gemhearts Chasmfiend variaty And much more!!! Edited April 14, 2019 by ShardShaper 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silva Posted April 14, 2019 Report Share Posted April 14, 2019 How much for the chasmfiend? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShardShaper Posted April 14, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2019 (edited) It's free, but does not come with restraints. Come pick it up tomorrow, and we'll pay for your coffin! Dr. Dapper, is your aluminum pure? we take allomatic purity very seriously here at the ShardShop. Edited April 14, 2019 by ShardShaper 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted April 25, 2019 Report Share Posted April 25, 2019 I'll take a aluminum foil bowler hat! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShardShaper Posted May 9, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 On 4/25/2019 at 4:10 PM, Ark1002 said: I'll take a aluminum foil bowler hat! Ok, thats ten boxings. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted May 11, 2019 Report Share Posted May 11, 2019 Do you, by chance, have *mumbles under breath*? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShardShaper Posted May 11, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2019 Yeah, we have *mumbles under breath*, but let me tell you, it's not cheep. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightblood Posted May 13, 2019 Report Share Posted May 13, 2019 It says 50 extra boxing for some pre-invested hemulurgic spikes... Can we choose who you spike to get the charge? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShardShaper Posted May 16, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2019 Hmm... we have strict confidentiality laws on how we make our spikes, but for the right price... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lillylyantha Posted May 21, 2019 Report Share Posted May 21, 2019 Ive got a perfectly good bottle of wine seems fair enough for a shardblade 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted May 22, 2019 Report Share Posted May 22, 2019 Do you sell Rosharan wines? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lillylyantha Posted May 22, 2019 Report Share Posted May 22, 2019 (edited) Yes actualy I can sell with or without metal. Come to The Metal keg for all your alomantic (or other wise) needs! Edited May 22, 2019 by Dedspren 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShardShaper Posted May 23, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2019 On 5/21/2019 at 11:45 PM, I am a stick!!!!!!!!!!!!!! said: Do you sell Rosharan wines? Well, we have some horneater lager, but we mostly keep that around as a joke. Or a weapon. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HemalurgicBeaverOfDeath Posted May 23, 2019 Report Share Posted May 23, 2019 (edited) Do you have any Hemalurgicly spiked animals? I want to free my cousins from slavery. Edited May 23, 2019 by HemalurgicBeaverOfDeath 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShardShaper Posted May 24, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2019 22 hours ago, HemalurgicBeaverOfDeath said: Do you have any Hemalurgicly spiked animals? I want to free my cousins from slavery. Whaaaaaa... Um, we've got hemalurgicaly spiked everythings (even plants,shades, and spren). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElendVenture Posted August 6, 2019 Report Share Posted August 6, 2019 I will give you 2 kingdoms for shardblade and plate if you also throw in three atium spikes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I lost my flute Posted August 6, 2019 Report Share Posted August 6, 2019 (edited) Im in if you you add 500 horneater lagers plus a hair of an Elantrian and a royal lock. Really its not much, only 2 strands of hair and 500 bears. Edited August 6, 2019 by I lost my flute 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElendVenture Posted August 7, 2019 Report Share Posted August 7, 2019 I will give you 400 horneater largers (100ml) and 1 elantrian hair. Final deal 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted December 4, 2019 Report Share Posted December 4, 2019 On 5/11/2019 at 3:49 PM, ShardShaper said: Yeah, we have *mumbles under breath*, but let me tell you, it's not cheep. What do you want for it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShardShaper Posted December 17, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2019 On 12/4/2019 at 1:27 PM, Ookla the Roleplayer said: What do you want for it? How about Roshar? All of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted December 17, 2019 Report Share Posted December 17, 2019 1 hour ago, ShardShaper said: How about Roshar? All of it. Best I’ll do is Jah Keved. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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