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Anyone want to buy a shardblade?

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The ShardShop

 

Welcome to ShardShop, the Cosmere's only store for all your shard-based needs. Come to our shop, situated just inside the pits of hathsin for reasonably priced shardblades (only one & a half kingdoms each) and hemalurgic spikes (we have Steel, Iron, Gold, and Atium options). Merchandise includes:

  • ShardBlades & Plate ( 1.5 kingdoms each)
  • Hemalurgic spikes (fifty extra boxings for pre invested)
    • Steel (Fifty boxings)
    • Iron (Fifty boxings)
    • Gold (Seventy five boxings) 
    • Atium (Four hundred boxings) 
  • Hemalurgic spiked chicken monsters (at the owners own risk)
    • Shin spiked chicken (free interworld shipping)
  • Fabrials (without stormlight)
  • Seons (for all your money + 5 boxings)
  • Harmony's patented slideshow device (as seen in The bands of mourning)

And much more!!! Come to the ShardShop today!*

 

 

*At your own risk. We tried spiking a chasmfiend, and were not exactly sure where in the store it is.

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An atium spike for only four hundred boxing? I'll take 20. Do you also sell bindpoint manuals?

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Posted (edited)

Do you accept trades?

Cause I'd like to trade 40 tons of aluminum foil for a Shardblade.

I'll also take 60 atium spikes.

 

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  • I will take Harmony’s Patented Slideshow Device. That stuff is legendary. ^_^
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Posted (edited)

Hi, we have more products now. We finally were able to catch the hemalurgic spiked chasmfiend (which was hiding under the fabrial section), and can now safely ship:

  • More spike varieties!
    • Pewter (fifty boxings)
    • Tin (sixty boxings)
  • Tin foil hats (bowler & top hat variates)
  • Potted grass (shin breed)
  • Horses (ten thousand broams)
    • Ryshadiums (one shardblade)
  • Whitespine tusks (aged)
  • Gemhearts
    • Chasmfiend variaty

And much more!!!

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How much for the chasmfiend?

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Posted (edited)

It's free, but does not come with restraints. Come pick it up tomorrow, and we'll pay for your coffin!

Dr. Dapper, is your aluminum pure? we take allomatic purity very seriously here at the ShardShop.

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I'll take a aluminum foil bowler hat!

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On 4/25/2019 at 4:10 PM, Ark1002 said:

I'll take a aluminum foil bowler hat!

Ok, thats ten boxings.

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Do you, by chance, have *mumbles under breath*?

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Yeah, we have *mumbles under breath*, but let me tell you, it's not cheep.

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It says 50 extra boxing for some pre-invested hemulurgic spikes...

Can we choose who you spike to get the charge?

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Hmm... we have strict confidentiality laws on how we make our spikes, but for the right price...

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Ive got a perfectly good bottle of wine seems fair enough for a shardblade

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Do you sell Rosharan wines?

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Posted (edited)

Yes actualy I can sell with or without metal. Come to The Metal keg for all your alomantic (or other wise) needs!

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On 5/21/2019 at 11:45 PM, I am a stick!!!!!!!!!!!!!! said:

Do you sell Rosharan wines?

Well, we have some horneater lager, but we mostly keep that around as a joke. Or a weapon.

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Posted (edited)

Do you have any Hemalurgicly spiked animals? I want to free my cousins from slavery. 

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22 hours ago, HemalurgicBeaverOfDeath said:

Do you have any Hemalurgicly spiked animals? I want to free my cousins from slavery. 

Whaaaaaa... Um, we've got hemalurgicaly spiked everythings (even plants,shades, and spren).

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I will give you 2 kingdoms for shardblade and plate if you also throw in three atium spikes.

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Posted (edited)

Im in if you you add 500 horneater lagers plus a hair of an Elantrian and a royal lock. Really its not much, only 2 strands of hair and 500 bears.

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I will give you 400 horneater largers (100ml) and 1 elantrian hair. Final deal

 

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