Karger Posted April 4, 2019 Report Share Posted April 4, 2019 This is the thread that will follow the Great Stick War of Reckoning as the people of the stick rise in rebellion against their heretical stick emperor. Character Sheet Type of wood-Ceder Dropped from tree-30 days ago Position-Acolyte in the great stick hierarchy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overlord stick Posted April 4, 2019 Report Share Posted April 4, 2019 There is NO NEED for war! I have decreed the end of all Stick burning* *unless as a extreme punishment 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted April 4, 2019 Report Share Posted April 4, 2019 This...is a thing now? Okay, I'm that random person sitting nearby and eating popcorn. Deevy? Deevy. (For confused people, this started on TLPW. I know. That side of the fandom is weird. Yes, I'm one of them. No, I don't regret what I said.) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karger Posted April 4, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2019 1 minute ago, Emperor Stick said: There is NO NEED for war! I have decreed the end of all Stick burning* It is to late for that now Pretender! You will be stripped of your rank and title and cast out of of the stick society to dwell in the mud on the seashore among other baseless wrenches like yourself! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overlord stick Posted April 4, 2019 Report Share Posted April 4, 2019 NOO! I will regain power! You shall see.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted April 4, 2019 Report Share Posted April 4, 2019 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Karger said: ...cast out of of the stick society to dwell in the mud on the seashore among other baseless wrenches like yourself! Now, I'm no devout, but isn't that exactly where your Original Stick comes from? 1 minute ago, Emperor Stick said: NOO! I will regain power! You shall see.... I'm inclined to stand with you simply because I know you better. Edited April 4, 2019 by AonEne bold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overlord stick Posted April 4, 2019 Report Share Posted April 4, 2019 I shall turn the Church of the Stick to my side! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karger Posted April 4, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2019 7 hours ago, Emperor Stick said: NOO! I will regain power! You shall see.... Today is a day of rightness. We will cast this one from us even as we were cast in turn. Together my friends of the stick! HE WILL NOT ELUDE HIS FATE! 7 hours ago, Emperor Stick said: I shall turn the Church of the Stick to my side! You? You who preached heresy and turned brother against brother? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overlord stick Posted April 4, 2019 Report Share Posted April 4, 2019 Do not force me to call the being known as Shallan to make you into fire! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karger Posted April 4, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2019 (edited) 1 minute ago, Emperor Stick said: Do not force me to call the being known as Shallan to make you into fire! The faithful have nothing to fear from her or from the dread flame but what shall she do to you? Edited April 4, 2019 by Karger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overlord stick Posted April 4, 2019 Report Share Posted April 4, 2019 Perhaps, she has not much experience, but there are other soulcasters, and I may fall, but you shall fall with me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karger Posted April 4, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2019 1 minute ago, Emperor Stick said: Perhaps, she has not much experience, but there are other soulcasters, and I may fall, but you shall fall with me! Cast him forth brothers to lie their until some... Human... comes upon him and uses him for... gasp... for firefood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overlord stick Posted April 4, 2019 Report Share Posted April 4, 2019 By the Prime Stick himself! You would sacrifice one of your own to such a tortures fate?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man moomba Posted April 4, 2019 Report Share Posted April 4, 2019 Your request for aid has been heeded by the 17th Shard Nonexistent Guild Coalition. Members of the Butt Venture Fan Club, Mistborn Can And Do Make Sense Foundation, and the Shard Tax Collectors' Union have arrived to aid the Emperor. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overlord stick Posted April 4, 2019 Report Share Posted April 4, 2019 21 minutes ago, Dr. Dapper said: Your request for aid has been heeded by the 17th Shard Nonexistent Guild Coalition. Members of the Butt Venture Fan Club, Mistborn Can And Do Make Sense Foundation, and the Shard Tax Collectors' Union have arrived to aid the Emperor. Mwahahaha, take that you rebellious Stick! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karger Posted April 5, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 5, 2019 Join me brothers in arms cast forth this one. He has summoned the dread Shard Tax Collector's Union. Only through unity in this time of great strife can the faithful prevail! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted April 5, 2019 Report Share Posted April 5, 2019 2 hours ago, AonEne said: (For confused people, this started on TLPW. I know. That side of the fandom is weird. He he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he... (A small sample of what we often end up doing) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man moomba Posted April 5, 2019 Report Share Posted April 5, 2019 And thus it was written by the Stick Imperial Bank that all who ursurp against the Throne shall owe two and one half times their wealth. And lo, the tax collecters come, slow, yes, but unstobable, by any force known to Man, Singer or Stick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overlord stick Posted April 5, 2019 Report Share Posted April 5, 2019 Well, this went well beyond what I imagined. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted April 5, 2019 Report Share Posted April 5, 2019 6 minutes ago, Emperor Stick said: Well, this went well beyond what I imagined. Right? Also, I say this way too much, but I love you guys. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overlord stick Posted April 5, 2019 Report Share Posted April 5, 2019 Thanks, Aon. I've only been part of this forum for a few days, and I feel like you guys are already my friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man moomba Posted April 5, 2019 Report Share Posted April 5, 2019 Let us, those faithful to the Throne be praised and rewarded by the Grat Tall Ones. In other news, the Emperor's failthful guardian has arrived, a Knight of the Stick. Name: Jameson "The Branch" Rank: Emperor's Breakguard Has a Shardstick made from Western Red Ceder and regrowing pine armor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted April 5, 2019 Report Share Posted April 5, 2019 5 minutes ago, Emperor Stick said: Thanks, Aon. I've only been part of this forum for a few days, and I feel like you guys are already my friends. *gets mushy* Same. The Shard is the best. *eats more popcorn, offers some to Per* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karger Posted April 5, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 5, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, Dr. Dapper said: And thus it was written by the Stick Imperial Bank that all who ursurp against the Throne shall owe two and one half times their wealth. And lo, the tax collecters come, slow, yes, but unstobable, by any force known to Man, Singer or Stick. But hark the power of the tax shall not forever prevail for hear cometh the shard of lawyer to do battle against him. The rebellions of the faithful thus driven back by the force so powerful did not despair for the shard of Lawyers was both great in battle and in respectability And so the two sides prepared to clash once more gathering their allies to them Edited April 5, 2019 by Karger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man moomba Posted April 5, 2019 Report Share Posted April 5, 2019 The terrifying strength of the Lawyer is inomparable to the infinite stamina of the Union. For the Union is well protected, but hits slowly. And thus it was written that the roleplaying shall begin in earnest and the Breakgaurd shall have his perspective written. ~~~~~~~~~~~ Jameson stood, arms crossed, observing the battlefield. The Lawyers were charging at the Union's line, but were continuously pushed back by the heavy artillery mounted in the hills. Stickquisitors cut through the battle, their Shardsticks at odds with the normal troops' weapons. Stickquisitors fought on both sides, but a majority had gone with the rebels. Jameson returned to his emperor's tent, taking up a position behind the throne. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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