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So, what were you thinking for the stolen thing?

 

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Prometheus stole fire so that humans could thrive, right? Someone stole something from me, something that allowed you short haired people to do something I didn't want. *shrugs* It's just an idea.

 

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So wait, are you the god of the short-haired people?

 

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On 4/4/2019 at 9:07 AM, AonEne said:

I have been told to start a Short Hair Club. I have obeyed.

Short-haired humans, gather.

My hair reaches my chin when wet

Is that hair short enough

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24 minutes ago, Ark1002 said:

My hair reaches my chin when wet

Is that hair short enough

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Hmm…I would say it is, but for a guy it’s long. It’s conflicting.

 

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Huh. You're the only person to even remotely describe my hair as short

 

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It's all relative.

Either way, though, the long-haired people would be happy to have another person on our side - there isn't much of a balance at the moment.

 

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I'd call that short, Ark, regardless of gender.

 

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Oh @Ark1002 , I know you. It isn't that long. It just looks short 'cause it all sits on top of your head. 

And i can officially be part of this gang...mine hardly falls over my eyes

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#GOBUZZCUT!!!

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I will join this club and make my shame public, below I have attached 2 pictures of me. The first how I used to look, the second how I look now.

 
 
 
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How the mighty have fallen, I hope to one day regain my throne but until then I will dwell in squalor with the other short-haired people. Question If I still have my long hair and it's just not still attached do I count as a short-haired person, just wondering.

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TFA, did you...keep your cut-off hair? I would say you still count as a short-haired person. (We're awesome, zero squalor here!)

And @Mraize, yes.

 

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Dapper Prime himself appeared to Ria. "Evening," he began casually, "How would you like to join an expanded universe of sorts."

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If my hair has no gel in it sometimes it reaches about the middle of my forehead. Is this enough for the brotherhood?

Not waiting for an answer A.C. fell from the ceiling.

 

 

 

 

After a few seconds of groaning on the floor he got up to flip his beautiful, flowing, inch-long locks.

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If the long-haired...people won't take you, the Short Hair Army always will. ...I should make recruitment posters...

He looks like all your pseudo-characters, right? I think that was how you described him?

Ria was surprised to find this new man before her, especially as she noted his resemblance to the leader of the ones she was rebelling against. "I would not be opposed to discussing it more," she said cautiously.

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The long-haired are always accepting. Length isn't a set thing.

Recruitment posters...good idea...

*takes two minutes to toss something together* :ph34r:

A teenage girl pulled her hair into a bun to disguise its length. She snuck into the camp of the Short-Haired and left papers spread out all around. Then she escaped before anyone could catch or turn her in.

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Once away, she let her hair back down. It was quite a bit shorter than it had been before--cutting it would do that--but she'd donated enough so that someone else would be able to enjoy the pleasures of hair.

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Everyone in the camp who saw them happily picked them up, gathering as many as they could. Then threw them into fires.

A few people quietly got to work on making posters of their own.

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"Good." Dapper Prime nodded, "What do you know about the 17th Shard?"

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The Right Hand Regime shall strike aga— wait, wrong thread...

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20 hours ago, Dr. Dapper said:

"Good." Dapper Prime nodded, "What do you know about the 17th Shard?"

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Muahahaha please do blow my mind.

"I haven't heard that term before," Ria said coolly.

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"Wonderful, wonderful. Allow me to show you the full extent of your existence." Prime waved around himself expansively, "This world, your world, is one of a number of worlds. We call them Threads. These Threads are all a part of something larger, a multiverse of sorts. This multiverse is called the 17th Shard. We don't know how many Threads exist, but there are a finite number we can move between."

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She found herself nodding in interest despite herself; if this man could be believed... "Go on."

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"We recently decided to contact the leaders of each Thread and ask them if they wanted to merge into a single universe. The Unification, as I call it, is gonna take a lot of work, but it'll be beautiful when it's done."

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"And why are you doing this?" One of the first rules of warfare - always get as much information as possible.

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