old man moomba Posted April 6, 2019 Report Share Posted April 6, 2019 Losers detected. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted April 6, 2019 Report Share Posted April 6, 2019 You must of set it off, @Dr. Dapper 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium Posted April 6, 2019 Report Share Posted April 6, 2019 Hey, I have short hair! Kind of. It's growing out right now, probably needs a trim. But I like to keep it a few inches below my ears. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted April 7, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2019 Roleplay detected. I raised my hand to still the army around me and gazed at the horizon meaningfully. "The eve of our war is upon us! We shall purge the world of those heretics who refuse to cut their hair!" Turning to my chief general, I spoke quietly as word was passed deeper into the ranks. "Whence should I enact our Plan of Retribution?" Quote Leaving details of gender, name, etc. up in the air so anyone who wants can take the position. I have a few ideas on where this should go, but am willing to accommodate a fair bit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted April 7, 2019 Report Share Posted April 7, 2019 (edited) “We must get scissors from the barber shops. They might want to join us.” Chief General Shadow took out a beautiful pair of black scissors. They were engraved with blood red paint. Edited April 7, 2019 by BringerofShadows 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man moomba Posted April 7, 2019 Report Share Posted April 7, 2019 Dapper stood in his tent, staring at the maps all over the table. Scout reports had shown a huge number of short-haired soliders gathering in the capitals. "Sir." a scout said, running in, "We've managed to convice those with mullets to join with us. Their statement was:" he pulled out an oddly stained piece of paper "'We'd rather party all the time than business all the time.' Whatever that means." he saluted and left. "Good, good. Our coalition grows." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted April 7, 2019 Report Share Posted April 7, 2019 “Seems like a band of wild Drunk mullets have joined the long haired army. That is good, as the probably brought alcohol for the rest of the army, so they can get drunk as well.” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vogelsang Posted April 7, 2019 Report Share Posted April 7, 2019 (edited) Those hippies’ fallen bodies will be a bridge into the new era: an era of style and proper personal care. Edited April 7, 2019 by Taradiddle 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted April 7, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2019 "That is a fine plan," I agreed. "Do you believe we can accomplish such a goal before the time of our battle arrives?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted April 7, 2019 Report Share Posted April 7, 2019 “Hmmm…If the barbers join our side and they give us there scissors and shavers. The world’s military have also joined us.” Chief General Shadow examined her engraved scissors. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted April 7, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2019 Quote Question. What should I be? Am I a queen, president, chieftain, prime minister, rebel leader, what? I think Dapper was trying to lean it toward us being the rebels, since he said we were gathering in the capitals. Or do we each have different countries? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted April 7, 2019 Report Share Posted April 7, 2019 Quote Rebel Leader, I think. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted April 7, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2019 Quote Cool, that's a first iirc. My character's name is Toria Locossi-Ellhhrray, Ria to her friends, of whom there aren't many - she doesn't like people getting close to her. (It's an anagram of 'short hair is really cool'.) She just generally has her followers call her ma'am, but will also answer to sir and Lady Toria. I nodded, beckoning over a messenger. "Send for Ambassador [character left open, again in case someone happens to want them]. S/he will need to gather the haircutters in this city and those surrounding it and request equipment and help." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted April 7, 2019 Report Share Posted April 7, 2019 C.G. Shadow was struck by a crazy, genius plan. “Have you ever seen the movie Edward Scissorhands, Lady Toria?” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted April 7, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2019 "I have not. Why?" Quote Is this a version of Earth? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted April 7, 2019 Report Share Posted April 7, 2019 (edited) Quote Yes. Have you ever seen Edward Scissorhands? “A man has giant scissors for hands, and he is an excellent sculptor and hair stylist. If we could invent something similar, and give it to our soldiers, they could cut off the hair of our enemies a lot faster.” Edited April 7, 2019 by BringerofShadows 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man moomba Posted April 7, 2019 Report Share Posted April 7, 2019 Dapper rode through the massive camp in the back of a Jeep. The coalition had managed to seize a large portion of the US military's equipment, through a series of coordinated strikes on various logistic sites all over the US. That had been in the early stages of the war, before the final collapse of the world's economic system and the ensuing chaos. Now the two sides were locked into a conflict that would define what the world was like for a very long time. Dapper shivered as he observed the camp, if it could be called that. An electic mix of tents, quick deployment military housing, and makeshift huts spread across the flatlands surrounding the Alaskan bay. A large number of warships floated in the bay, but only a few had their running lights on. A well bulit airstrip sat at the edge of the camp, surounded by several wings of fighters, bombers, and helecopters. All this was maybe half the coalition's active forces. The other half was mopping up resistances in their territory. The nonactive forces sat in reserve, spread across the coalition's territory. All this because of one stupid argument. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted April 8, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2019 Quote Nope. Yay for worldbuilding! If you ever write that argument, can I be the opposing side? "And how would we do that?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted April 8, 2019 Report Share Posted April 8, 2019 “We attach scissors to gloves, and specifically train them.” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre Posted April 8, 2019 Report Share Posted April 8, 2019 Admiral Geoffrey Washington had a buzz cut. That's why he was an admiral. "I will volunteer to be a part of this elite squadron os Scissor-hands!' Geoffrey yelled. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted April 8, 2019 Report Share Posted April 8, 2019 “It’s still in the idea phase. Once Lady Toria approves it, we can begin production, and you can develop a program.” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted April 8, 2019 Report Share Posted April 8, 2019 Quote Gosh, you actually make a roleplay. Good job. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted April 8, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2019 Quote Clearly, this is my calling in life. What country are we in? "You may lead the organization of such a group, admiral. I'm interested to see how it turns out." I beckoned a scout forward. "What are the conditions like past Wayward?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man moomba Posted April 8, 2019 Report Share Posted April 8, 2019 Quote Probably Alaska. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted April 9, 2019 Report Share Posted April 9, 2019 Quote Is Alaska a country? Or did Dr. Dapper not do his homework? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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