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Hey, I have short hair! Kind of. It's growing out right now, probably needs a trim. But I like to keep it a few inches below my ears. ^_^

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I raised my hand to still the army around me and gazed at the horizon meaningfully. "The eve of our war is upon us! We shall purge the world of those heretics who refuse to cut their hair!" Turning to my chief general, I spoke quietly as word was passed deeper into the ranks. "Whence should I enact our Plan of Retribution?"

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Leaving details of gender, name, etc. up in the air so anyone who wants can take the position. I have a few ideas on where this should go, but am willing to accommodate a fair bit.

 

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“We must get scissors from the barber shops. They might want to join us.” Chief General Shadow took out a beautiful pair of black scissors. They were engraved with blood red paint.  

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Dapper stood in his tent, staring at the maps all over the table. Scout reports had shown a huge number of short-haired soliders gathering in the capitals. 

"Sir." a scout said, running in, "We've managed to convice those with mullets to join with us. Their statement was:" he pulled out an oddly stained piece of paper "'We'd rather party all the time than business all the time.' Whatever that means." he saluted and left.

"Good, good. Our coalition grows."

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“Seems like a band of wild Drunk mullets have joined the long haired army. That is good, as the probably brought alcohol for the rest of the army, so they can get drunk as well.”

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Those hippies’ fallen bodies will be a bridge into the new era: an era of style and proper personal care.

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"That is a fine plan," I agreed. "Do you believe we can accomplish such a goal before the time of our battle arrives?"

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“Hmmm…If the barbers join our side and they give us there scissors and shavers. The world’s military have also joined us.” Chief General Shadow examined her engraved scissors. 

 

 

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Question. What should I be? Am I a queen, president, chieftain, prime minister, rebel leader, what? I think Dapper was trying to lean it toward us being the rebels, since he said we were gathering in the capitals. Or do we each have different countries?

 

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Rebel Leader, I think.

 

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Cool, that's a first iirc. My character's name is Toria Locossi-Ellhhrray, Ria to her friends, of whom there aren't many - she doesn't like people getting close to her. (It's an anagram of 'short hair is really cool'.) She just generally has her followers call her ma'am, but will also answer to sir and Lady Toria.

I nodded, beckoning over a messenger. "Send for Ambassador [character left open, again in case someone happens to want them]. S/he will need to gather the haircutters in this city and those surrounding it and request equipment and help."

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C.G. Shadow was struck by a crazy, genius plan. “Have you ever seen the movie Edward Scissorhands, Lady Toria?” 

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"I have not. Why?"

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Is this a version of Earth?

 

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Yes. Have you ever seen Edward Scissorhands?

“A man has giant scissors for hands, and he is an excellent sculptor and hair stylist. If we could invent something similar, and give it to our soldiers, they could cut off the hair of our enemies a lot faster.”

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Dapper rode through the massive camp in the back of a Jeep. The coalition had managed to seize a large portion of the US military's equipment, through a series of coordinated strikes on various logistic sites all over the US. That had been in the early stages of the war, before the final collapse of the world's economic system and the ensuing chaos. Now the two sides were locked into a conflict that would define what the world was like for a very long time.

Dapper shivered as he observed the camp, if it could be called that. An electic mix of tents, quick deployment military housing, and makeshift huts spread across the flatlands surrounding the Alaskan bay. A large number of warships floated in the bay, but only a few had their running lights on. A well bulit airstrip sat at the edge of the camp, surounded by several wings of fighters, bombers, and helecopters.

All this was maybe half the coalition's active forces. The other half was mopping up resistances in their territory. The nonactive forces sat in reserve, spread across the coalition's territory. 

All this because of one stupid argument.

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Nope.

Yay for worldbuilding! If you ever write that argument, can I be the opposing side?

"And how would we do that?"

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“We attach scissors to gloves, and specifically train them.”

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Admiral Geoffrey Washington had a buzz cut. That's why he was an admiral. 

"I will volunteer to be a part of this elite squadron os Scissor-hands!' Geoffrey yelled.

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“It’s still in the idea phase. Once Lady Toria approves it, we can begin production, and you can develop a program.”

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Gosh, you actually make a roleplay. Good job. 

 

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:P Clearly, this is my calling in life.

What country are we in?

"You may lead the organization of such a group, admiral. I'm interested to see how it turns out." I beckoned a scout forward. "What are the conditions like past Wayward?"

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Probably Alaska.

 

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Is Alaska a country? Or did Dr. Dapper not do his homework? :D

 

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