SandersonFanderson Posted February 28, 2019 Report Share Posted February 28, 2019 So I just had this thought: What if Prof directed a play and David was the stage manager? This resulted in a series of vignettes I wrote between David and Prof. My friend wrote a couple of these so I will post mine and then post the ones she did. Spoilered for length, this has no actual spoilers. Mine Spoiler *Prof talking to other Reckoners* Prof: I'm just not sure how to end this musical number Cody: They all dab Prof: That's the stupidest idea I've ever heard David: *Barges into room* DID SOMEBODY CALL FOR THE STUPIDINATOR Prof: I told you to never say that word again *Prof talking to David* David: So I heard you're directing a play Prof: What you've heard is true David: So am I going to be in it? I mean, I've got the looks, I could be your leading man. Prof: David, you'd ad lib the whole thing David: And what's wrong with improvising? Prof: Actually...I have the perfect position for you. David: Sweet, so do I get my script now or... Prof: *sets a script on the table* Start getting a prop list together, you're going to stage manage David: So I won't have any lines? Or do some of these wicked dance moves? *Dances awkwardly* Prof: I'm...uh...afraid not My Friend's Spoiler *Rehearsal* Prof: *to actor* Keep swirling the brandy throughout the scene. David: *Spontaneously dumps brandy over actor's head* Prof: David, what are you doing? David: Wouldn't that make it more interesting? Prof: Whatever, go do some paperwork or something *Party* Prof: *Talking to a woman, hitting it off quite well* David: *Approaches Prof, ironically swirling Brandy* Oh, hi there. I'm Prof's stage manager. Prof: *Whispering* David, you weren't invited to this party. How did you get past security? David: Well, I have my ways. Prof: What did you do? David: I kind of snuck in through the...*gestures to ceiling panel on the floor, then to the ceiling, which is missing a panel* Prof: David, please leave One We Both Made Spoiler *Prof and David Talking* Prof: We're choreographing the big number today. Are the yo-yos ready? David: Uhh, about that... Prof: What is it this time? David: Well, you see, they're a little broken. They don't yo no mo. Prof: *about to scold him* That one was actually okay. David: Really? Prof: No. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tenth Pancake Posted March 21, 2019 Report Share Posted March 21, 2019 They don't yo no mo Lol I bet Abraham would get super into his character. Like he'd play the villain or a character with a tragic past and he'd get like super deep and take it really seriously 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vargo Seldon Posted March 28, 2019 Report Share Posted March 28, 2019 Another one: Spoiler Prof: Alright now David, when Megan gives the cue, lower the prop. David: *holding the prop's rope* What? What's the cue? Megan: *Gives the cue* *Prop crashes to the ground* These are great. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tenth Pancake Posted March 31, 2019 Report Share Posted March 31, 2019 I wonder what mizzy would end up doing... Maybe like, singing her heart out cuz she just loves music and has a crazy awesome voice and everyone's shook and like, "holy cow you sound amazing!" but it turns out she can't act for the life if her. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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