Kelsier'sGodComplex Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 So, my mom just had her birthday and she got all the things she wanted. I thought, What would Kaladin want? So folks, what do you think the characters of Stormlight Archive would want for their birthdays? Also, what is the weirdest thing you got for your B-Day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 Dude, I was going to post a thing like this on my birthday, but about the whole cosmere. You stole it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex Posted February 23, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 I think Shallan would give Kaladin boots. Adolin would give Kaladin a horse. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGirlWhoLookedUp Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 (edited) Lopen would ask Jasnah for a bronze wall to go with his palace. Edited February 23, 2019 by TheGirlWhoLookedUp 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex Posted February 23, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 The weirdest thing I got for my B-Day, was a birthday card with a conga line of dachshunds, wearing tutus and party hats. Twas a strange card indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen’sWit Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, TheGirlWhoLookedUp said: Lopen would ask Jasnah for a bronze wall to go with his palace. If you give the Lopen a palace, he'll want a bronze wall to go with it. Edited February 23, 2019 by ThaylenEyebrows 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Use the Falchion Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 (edited) Jasnah would ask for some secret knowledge. If not that, then the Heralds. And if not that, then something to help with the Desolation. Dalinar would agree with this while Navani would roll her eyes and request Shallan's help picking out decorations for a homemade cake (Jasnah would never eat it otherwise). Rock would want "Happy Birthday" sung in his native language. He would never ask, but Bridge 4 would do their best anyways. Adolin would want fashionable clothes. Kaladin would give him a Bridge 4 uniform (and demand it back by the end of the day...but wouldn't be too upset if it turned up "missing" or with a couple of "design suggestions"). Shallan would give him fashionable clothes. Jasnah would give him some book to read with Shallan. Dalinar would give him a new Ryshadium. And Renarin would help make a meal that Evi used to make. Dalinar...probably wouldn't really advertise it (I mean, neither would Jasnah, but when you're a queen...). Jasnah would give Dalinar a book about the Radiants. Adolin, Renarin, Kaladin, and (secretly) Sebarial would do their best to make sure Urithiru was running smoothly, so Dalinar could relax for a day with Navani. Hoid would come in and sing a special song. Edited February 23, 2019 by Use the Falchion 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGirlWhoLookedUp Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 For Hoid’s birthday, he’d want his flute back. He’d spend the day pestering Kaladin about it and sighing dramatically. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmikey357 Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 Dalinar wants Unity! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 11 hours ago, TheGirlWhoLookedUp said: For Hoid’s birthday, he’d want his flute back. He’d spend the day pestering Kaladin about it and sighing dramatically. Does Hoid HAVE a birthday? And, if so, does he know it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex Posted February 23, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 (edited) If he does have, what planet's calendar is it on? And how old will he be on his next birthday? Edited February 23, 2019 by Kelsier'sGodComplex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathrangking Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 Odium would want his freedom + a better PR agent. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karger Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 I think Jasnah would appreciate some socks instead of all the books she normally gets. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmikey357 Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 19 minutes ago, Nathrangking said: Odium would want his freedom + a better PR agent. Considering some of the people he's turned I'm not sure he has many problems in the PR department. He doesn't have a 100% strike rate but then again who does? I'd give Pattern a scientific calculator as a pet he could talk to and an Esher painting so he could study visual contradictions in his spare time. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathrangking Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 1 minute ago, Bigmikey357 said: Considering some of the people he's turned I'm not sure he has many problems in the PR department. He doesn't have a 100% strike rate but then again who does? Well he does want to rebrand though I'm not sure anyone would take help him of their own accord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGirlWhoLookedUp Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 On the Nightwatcher’s birthday she wouldn’t give out any boons to people. She would demand they give something to her instead. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Config2 Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 What would Lift get? Like, besides food. Also Nightblood would get that hot hot destroying evil action. Axies would get to see his inprisonment spren (I think that's the one he is looking for at the end) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 On Lirin's birthday Hesina would probably make him take a day off. Then, on Hesina's birthday he would do so without anyone asking him, spending the day with her. Kaladin would be there on both days, dividing his time between thinking about how the day would go if Tien was there and enjoying with his family, but in general, happy to know days like this still exist. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyRioter Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 6 hours ago, Kelsier'sGodComplex said: If he does have, what planet's calendar is it on? And how old will he be on his next birthday? Obviously he does have a birthday, and it would be in the Yolish calendar, and that's a question everyone would like to know the answer to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGirlWhoLookedUp Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 10 minutes ago, Config2 said: What would Lift get? Like, besides food. Lift would spend her birthday stealing food from all the important people around Urithiru like the Highprinces and Jasnah, or Odium if she found time. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex Posted February 27, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2019 (edited) Lift would get to partake of unlimited amounts of Rock's stew. Edited February 27, 2019 by Kelsier'sGodComplex 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSSoto Posted February 27, 2019 Report Share Posted February 27, 2019 On Shallan's birthday, I would give her a computer with Adobe Photoshop installed and a graphic tablet, and then let her discover the joy of digital artwork! 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathrangking Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 (edited) I think Jasnah would want the complete set of the works of the great philosophers and some real jam!! @WannabeWorldhopper and @Kelsier'sGodComplex Questioner [PENDING REVIEW] When's Hoid's birthday? Brandon Sanderson [PENDING REVIEW] I have not said when Hoid's birthday is. Because it's on Yolen, I don't even know if the days will line up, when we finally get there, to our world. Idaho Falls signing (Dec. 29, 2018) Edited March 1, 2019 by Nathrangking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord of the Dark Lands Posted March 2, 2019 Report Share Posted March 2, 2019 Lift: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!! (like loads of it). Wyndle: A stronger replacement so that he doesn't have to carry around a super-fat Lift. Dalinar: a time machine so that he can go back and NOT burn down Rathalas. Axies: An ancient, huge book, entitled: Fantastic Beasts Spren and Where to Find them Lopen: A really big palace, with super cool Voidbringer killer machines and the king of Herdaz's daughter as his wife. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex Posted March 3, 2019 Author Report Share Posted March 3, 2019 If Dalinar didn't burn down Rathalas, he wouldn't have gone to the Nightwatcher. Then we wouldn't know that he could have talked to Cultivation. I think that is some crucial information. But everytime I think of that, I tear up a little. I MISS YOU EVI!!! Do Adolin and Renarin know about what happened? In the books, Shallan asks Adolin where his mom is, and Adolin tells her that assassins killed her. HMMMMMM? Sorry if I spelled her name wrong, haven't read OB in a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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