Jump to content

The Happy Inquisitor: A Restaurant


Lunamor

Recommended Posts

And Lunamor proceeded to knock him unconscious before he could repeat the fiasco that Bean caused. 

“Is better that he is unconscious than dead. He will likely wake in about an hour.”

He turned to Zeoy, holding the bottle of white.

”This drink, please dispose of him. I am done with dealing with him.”

He then proceeded to turn towards Dapper, thunder in his eyes.

”And you! If you ever attempt to serve white to any more guests, I will toss you off large cliff! Understand?”

Edited by Lunamor
Link to comment
Share on other sites

On January 31, 2019 at 8:00 PM, Lunamor said:

Hello all, and welcome to The Happy Inquisitor! This is a restaurant located in Urithiru, Roshar. We have a diverse, delicious, and ever expanding menu! Check it out below. The only payment required for your meal is a story! This restaurant is managed by:

Me, Lunamor as the owner and a cook/waiter

@Shard of Thought as the drinkmaster

@The Last Post as the head of advertising and a baker

@MacThorstenson as a baker

@Dr. Dapper as the barkeep

@Daybone as the greeter

and @beantheboy12 as a baker.

Menu:

Signature Stews - A tasty, filling entree that is the preferred choice of bridgemen. We have Exploding, Solid, Talking, Awakened, Color Changing, Luminous, Chouta, Cookie, and Plain flavors (Horn free options available, Awakened Stew costs one breath)

Chouta- Delicious fried meat wrapped in flatbread, which is also fried. Lopen’s favorite!

Pancakes- We have all ten types of pancakes from Yeddaw.

Cookies- Our cookies are delicious and completely spike free (maybe)

Cake- We have many flavors such as Boot, Pineapple, and Carrot

Drinks: We have the Pessimistic Dula, the Pale Breath, the Pewter Savant, the Rhythmless Singer, the Medieval Desert Boom Box, the Metalborn Snap, and Lemonade

We also have seasonal drinks available- Apple Cider and Hot Chocolate.

(And if you are feeling especially hungry, ask your waiter about our ever growing collection of souls!)

Please, change my @ thing so it reflects my real shard name, and also call me the pastry chef, my true second job a the happy inquisitor 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

A man blundered in the door. He's wearing a large backpack that appears to be overflowing with scrolls, but he can carry the weight easily from years of exploration and adventure. He stood up tall inside the restaurant and appraised his surroundings.

"What does it take to get a decent drink in this town? Honestly!"

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Zeoy smiles. "Comin' right up." She turns around and pulls two bottles from the cupboard and sets them on the counter beside a glass. Filling the glass almost to the top with the first, the then uncaps the second bottle and leans down, looking intently at the surface of the red translucent liquid. She pours from the second bottle into the glass, but the liquid's level doesn't rise. She riffles through some vials in her apron pocket for a moment before selecting one and putting three punctuated drops in it. The liquid gradually turns a pale orange and she gently pushes the glass to the newcomer. "Enjoy. I'm here if you need anything else."

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...
  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
×
×
  • Create New...