Lunamor Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 (edited) Hello all, and welcome to The Happy Inquisitor! This is a restaurant located in Urithiru, Roshar. We have a diverse, delicious, and ever expanding menu! Check it out below. The only payment required for your meal is a story! This restaurant is managed by: Me, Lunamor as the owner and a cook/waiter @Shard of Thought as the drinkmaster @DoomStick as the head of advertising and pastry chef @MacThorstenson as a baker @Dr. Dapper as the barkeep @Taradiddle as the greeter and @beantheboy12 as a (now retired) baker. Menu: Signature Stews - A tasty, filling entree that is the preferred choice of bridgemen. We have Exploding, Solid, Talking, Awakened, Color Changing, Luminous, Chouta, Cookie, and Plain flavors (Horn free options available, Awakened Stew costs one breath) Chouta- Delicious fried meat wrapped in flatbread, which is also fried. Lopen’s favorite! Pancakes- We have all ten types of pancakes from Yeddaw. Cookies- Our cookies are delicious and completely spike free (maybe) Cake- We have many flavors such as Boot, Pineapple, and Carrot Drinks: We have the Pessimistic Dula, the Pale Breath, the Pewter Savant, the Rhythmless Singer, the Medieval Desert Boom Box, the Metalborn Snap, and Lemonade We also have seasonal drinks available- Apple Cider and Hot Chocolate. (And if you are feeling especially hungry, ask your waiter about our ever growing collection of souls!) Edited June 20, 2019 by Lunamor 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alvron Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 And introducing Alvron as the lovable barfly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I think I am here. Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 Itiah walks in. “Do I exist? Does anything exist?” He points at the barfly. “Do you exist?” He begins to break down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alvron Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 Alvron looks up from his drink. "What does it mean 'to exist'?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I think I am here. Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 Itiah looks up. “ @I Don't Know” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 Can I also be a cook? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 You can be the Sous Chef. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man moomba Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 Dapper barged in, along with Dwig, who was acting as a packman for Dapper. Dapper snaped his fingers and Dwig disappeared into Booklight. The stuff Dwig was holding, mostly bags full of various books, fell to the ground. "Ah me. Shouldn't have done that." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 3 minutes ago, Shard of Thought said: You can be the Sous Chef. Growls 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Don't Know Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 3 minutes ago, I think I am here. said: Itiah looks up. “ @I Don't Know” "Me either...?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I think I am here. Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 Itiah looks at the person who just appeared. “What’s your name?” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 2 minutes ago, The Last Post said: Growls In the kitchen, Shard of Thought laughs. "Being Sous Chef ain't such a drag." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 How about pastry chef 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 Fairly sure that's beantheboy's job. Ask him, not me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted February 1, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 (edited) Maybe you can be the sous pastry and regular chef? Edited February 1, 2019 by Lunamor 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Don't Know Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 5 minutes ago, I think I am here. said: Itiah looks at the person who just appeared. “What’s your name?” I Don't Know pauses to consider. "I'm not sure," she finally says. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man moomba Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 Dapper snapped his fingers again and Dwig reformed out of Booklight. "Hey boss." he said before begining to pick up the bags. The the bags were cleaned up, the pair walked over to a table and sat down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacThorstenson Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 Could I sign up as a baker? I promise that I won't kill beantheboy12, or any customers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 Sure! I've no problems with it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 Beantheboy’s job is Baker, as in savory baking, including (but not limited to), metallic meat pies and BioChromatic bread (new menu editions), I do desserts, like Mastrell’s mousse and my incoming set of 16 assorted metallic desserts 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I think I am here. Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 4 minutes ago, I Don't Know said: I Don't Know pauses to consider. "I'm not sure," she finally says. “That’s a weird name,” Itiah said. “My name is I think I am here, though you can shorten that to ITIAH.” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacThorstenson Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 I can take a more specific role as cookie chef if needed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 I would ask the owner for jobs @Lunamor 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 (edited) I think we might need you as Sous Chef. We have two bakers, a head chef and a barista. Edit: And yeah, ask Lunamor. Ninja'd Edited February 1, 2019 by Shard of Thought 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted February 1, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 I think that @beantheboy12 was specifically the cookie chef, so I will just put him, you, and @The Last Post as bakers. We can specify which types once Bean sees this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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