old man moomba Posted April 10, 2019 Report Share Posted April 10, 2019 12 hours ago, Silva said: Does it...split into more than one piece with crisp edges? Well I wouldn't call the paper I cut crisp. It's more like half ripped, half cut in a way that looks like someone ripped it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vogelsang Posted April 10, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2019 Alright, If you bring fried pickles, then you can totally join the club. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unhinged Posted April 12, 2019 Report Share Posted April 12, 2019 Can I join I'm an ambi but I write and hold a knife with my left. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I think I am here. Posted April 13, 2019 Report Share Posted April 13, 2019 (edited) On 06/02/2019 at 9:49 PM, Taradiddle said: Go for the hand! They basically can’t do anything without their right hand! R00d I can draw a really shaky stick figure. The Right Hand Regime is back! Now stay still while we handcuff to this desk... Muahaaha! Edited April 13, 2019 by I think I am here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man moomba Posted April 13, 2019 Report Share Posted April 13, 2019 On 4/10/2019 at 5:48 AM, Taradiddle said: Alright, If you bring fried pickles, then you can totally join the club. Done 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silva Posted April 14, 2019 Report Share Posted April 14, 2019 On 4/13/2019 at 4:35 AM, I think I am here. said: The Right Hand Regime is back! Now stay still while we handcuff to this desk... Muahaaha! Huh. You know, the lefty versions are so much better. Spoiler Even the color is less obnoxious. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I think I am here. Posted April 14, 2019 Report Share Posted April 14, 2019 3 minutes ago, Silva said: Even the color is less obnoxious. But your chair has holes. Our Right-handed chair is so much better. *smugness intensifies* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silva Posted April 14, 2019 Report Share Posted April 14, 2019 (edited) 14 minutes ago, I think I am here. said: But your chair has holes. Our Right-handed chair is so much better. *smugness intensifies* You're right. Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Instead of copying commonly used right-handed designs and just reversing them, we should decide to be better than them and invent desks that work for all, left-handed, ambidextrous, or right-handed. *gains some smugness* Edited April 14, 2019 by Silva 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I think I am here. Posted April 14, 2019 Report Share Posted April 14, 2019 11 minutes ago, Silva said: You're right. Reveal hidden contents Hide contents Hide contents Hide contents Instead of copying commonly used right-handed designs and just reversing them, we should decide to be better than them and invent desks that work for all, left-handed, ambidextrous, or right-handed. *gains some smugness* That would be a diplomatic solution. I like the way you think. ... But we’re still going to ask you if you’re left handed every. Single. Time you write something and then bring out the story that my uncles friend’s sister is left handed so we should totally be friends. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShardGuard Posted April 16, 2019 Report Share Posted April 16, 2019 So... I know this one guy who happens to be a right hander. If this one guy were to join... would this one guy see equal treatment? Would this one guy become the scapegoat of the right hander humor, or would this one guy be celebrated for his differences and accepted into a tribe of open minded left handers? Just let me know... you know... so I can tell this one guy. He's great by the way... this one guy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I think I am here. Posted April 16, 2019 Report Share Posted April 16, 2019 5 hours ago, ShardGuard said: So... I know this one guy who happens to be a right hander. If this one guy were to join... would this one guy see equal treatment? Would this one guy become the scapegoat of the right hander humor, or would this one guy be celebrated for his differences and accepted into a tribe of open minded left handers? Just let me know... you know... so I can tell this one guy. He's great by the way... this one guy. You can always join the Right Hand Regime! We’re happy to accept new right-hand members! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vogelsang Posted April 19, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2019 On 4/16/2019 at 3:18 AM, ShardGuard said: So... I know this one guy who happens to be a right hander. If this one guy were to join... would this one guy see equal treatment? Would this one guy become the scapegoat of the right hander humor, or would this one guy be celebrated for his differences and accepted into a tribe of open minded left handers? Just let me know... you know... so I can tell this one guy. He's great by the way... this one guy. I guess we have to decide if were a revolutionary group, attempting to play a reverse card on right handed society or if we're an organization simply advocating for cooperation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man moomba Posted April 20, 2019 Report Share Posted April 20, 2019 HMMMMMMMMMM Down with the Right Hand Regime!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Invocation Posted April 20, 2019 Report Share Posted April 20, 2019 43 minutes ago, Dr. Dapper said: Down with the Right Hand Regime!! Allez les gauchers! A bas les droitiers! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShardGuard Posted April 23, 2019 Report Share Posted April 23, 2019 On 4/19/2019 at 2:55 AM, Taradiddle said: I guess we have to decide if were a revolutionary group, attempting to play a reverse card on right handed society or if we're an organization simply advocating for cooperation. I'll remain in the shadows just in case this gets dangerous. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silva Posted April 23, 2019 Report Share Posted April 23, 2019 He seems pretty safe. Possible proof that not all of them are set on sole right-handedness domination? @Taradiddle 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pagliacci Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 On 24/04/2019 at 8:45 AM, ShardGuard said: I'll remain in the shadows just in case this gets dangerous. Does that make you the left hand of darkness? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShardGuard Posted May 13, 2019 Report Share Posted May 13, 2019 On 5/6/2019 at 2:11 AM, Pagliacci said: Does that make you the left hand of darkness? Only if it's cool. If it's lame, then no way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silva Posted June 30, 2019 Report Share Posted June 30, 2019 We have been silent for too long. Time to fix that, as we can't let the Right Hand Regime think they've won. So, introducing, a lefty guide to some of the emojis of Shard: - Looking to the left inconspicuously to try and find a left-handed desk before entering a room. - The look you give people when they say your checks are backwards. - The feeling you get when for once you find a pair a lefty scissors. - Noticing the righty sitting next to you and knowing soon they'll notice the pencil in your dominant hand and ask the question of, "Are you a lefty?" - Relief when they don't ask for once. (We live in hope that this day might come, but will it though?) - When someone assigns you a seat in the middle or right side of a table next to a bunch of righties. - When they assign you to a left end. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borio Singaldi Posted July 4, 2019 Report Share Posted July 4, 2019 I believe I've found another place to call home on here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I lost my flute Posted July 30, 2019 Report Share Posted July 30, 2019 *queue being struck down by a poison dart thrown by a right hand* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I lost my flute Posted July 30, 2019 Report Share Posted July 30, 2019 (edited) . Edited July 30, 2019 by I lost my flute 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackout8444 Posted September 22, 2019 Report Share Posted September 22, 2019 I'm left-handed. The worst thing in my opinion is when you write, and your hand smudges all the writing. You also get black marks all across your fingers, which I get so tired of. That's why I like Japanese. The writing goes from right to left, and book bindings are on the right. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silva Posted September 22, 2019 Report Share Posted September 22, 2019 12 minutes ago, blackout8444 said: I'm left-handed. The worst thing in my opinion is when you write, and your hand smudges all the writing. You also get black marks all across your fingers, which I get so tired of. That's why I like Japanese. The writing goes from right to left, and book bindings are on the right. Yeah. English was not designed for lefties. Neither were spiral notebooks. Or can openers. Or most things. Like, seriously, we may be only about 10% of the population, but we still exist. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overlord stick Posted September 23, 2019 Report Share Posted September 23, 2019 I can't remember if i've posted here or not, and I'm too lazy to check. Either way, being left handed blows. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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