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Left Handers Club

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Go for the hand! They basically can’t do anything without their right hand!

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Raises left hand.

May I join?

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Sure, welcome. We're currently in a war with the Right Hand Regime, though there hasn't been any activity for nearly a month.

Say...you're not one of those ambidextrous double agents, are you?

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1 hour ago, P's and Q's said:

Say...you're not one of those ambidextrous double agents, are you?

Are you accusing me of being a double agent just because I'm ambidextrous?

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I’m saying that if you are ambidextrous, you can either be a double agent for us or for them.

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3 minutes ago, P's and Q's said:

I’m saying that if you are ambidextrous, you can either be a double agent for us or for them.

I am offended. You owe me a pair of boots. I'm only ambidextrous because I was forced to learn to use my right hand.

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*Gives Invocation two left boots*

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*puts out left hand to shake* I too, am left handed.

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It just occurred to me that I skateboard like a rightie. Probably because a rightie taught me how.

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So you skateboard with your left foot in front? Are you left footed or right footed?

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Left footed because of skateboarding. Left footed and left handed. It’s weird.

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On 4/5/2019 at 9:35 PM, Emperor Stick said:

*puts out left hand to shake* I too, am left handed.

Personally, I shake right handed, as Alexander the Great invented the right handed handshake so he could hold his enemie’s dominant hand in place as he stabs them in the back.

However, I will make an exception among my left handed brethren.

*shakes back*

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My left handed friends, I think that we are clearly the best club on the shard, and that others should be forced to acknowledge our greatness. 

What say ye?

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Agreed.

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The question remains, how do we do this?

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17 minutes ago, MacThorstenson said:

The question remains, how do we do this?

War.

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1 hour ago, Invocation said:

War.

I like this.

I propose we make two sub-groups.

The first is the Left handers Inquisition. Nobody will see us coming. They will search the ranks for spies.

Then we found the Order of left handers. These will be our Knights leading the Holy Crusade against the Right handers and all that they stand for.

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Fried pickles.

Can I join? I can't write well with either hand but I can do basicly everything else with both.

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11 minutes ago, Dr. Dapper said:

Fried pickles.

Can I join? I can't write well with either hand but I can do basicly everything else with both.

Are you left handed?

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I wear my watch on my left arm, but that's tradition more than dominance.

I guess what I'm trying to say is I'm abmidextrous because I can't write with either hand.

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On 4/7/2019 at 4:40 PM, MacThorstenson said:

My left handed friends, I think that we are clearly the best club on the shard, and that others should be forced to acknowledge our greatness. 

What say ye?

I say nay. 

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On 4/7/2019 at 7:40 PM, MacThorstenson said:

My left handed friends, I think that we are clearly the best club on the shard, and that others should be forced to acknowledge our greatness. 

What say ye?

I believe we must first infiltrate their ranks and take them down from within. Through left-handed scissors. And checkmarks they call "backwards". *grimaces*

On 4/7/2019 at 11:26 PM, Dr. Dapper said:

I wear my watch on my left arm, but that's tradition more than dominance.

I guess what I'm trying to say is I'm abmidextrous because I can't write with either hand.

Can you cut paper? Do you get graphite all over your hands? At the table, do you bump elbows with righties?

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Can I cut paper? 

Depends on what your defination of "cut" is.

I get ink all over both of my hands no matter which hand I use. Don't ask me why. 

Yes. I do. When I eat with my left hand, of course, which is about 50% of the time.

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Does it...split into more than one piece with crisp edges?

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I shall join, for I am a leftie through and through. 

Also, Leftie Life Hack: Pens with quick drying ink. I haven't had an ink smudge in weeks!

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