Ooktapus The Fierce

Attack of the Spam Bots!

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I went on to the new Spambot topic whatchamacallit to report it and the Spambot was watching me. Should I be scared?

The NSA should really try harder to camouflate their spying. :P

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And more vashnikaran vishy vashy spammy spam.  :o 

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The introduction forum is flooded with the things again. How are they getting past the filter? I thought 17S used captchas and an entry question?

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They are intelligent enough to get the captchas. Quasi-sentinent critters, soon to take over the internet. We need an army of spren to fight them.

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They are intelligent enough to get the captchas. Quasi-sentinent critters, soon to take over the internet. We need an army of spren to fight them.

 

In ten posts, members of the Moderators Radiant can summon their Spamblades.

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In ten posts, members of the Moderators Radiant can summon their Spamblades.

 

Meanwhile, the Rith-moderators should hold the line with some chalk circles.

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Little known fact: astrology was in fact an Olympic sport in the early days of the Games. Contestants would each map out the constellations of the night sky.

Well known fact: I am a liar.

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Little known fact: astrology was in fact an Olympic sport in the early days of the Games. Contestants would each map out the constellations of the night sky.

Well known fact: I am a liar.

 

My star charts say to trust bronies with names beginning with "Q" today, so I see no reason to doubt the validity of the above.

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Contestants would each map out the constellations of the night sky.

 

Shortly thereafter, they would passive-aggressively attempt to predict the bloodiest fates for the other contestants, and then covertly make them a reality. The winner was picked from the few remaining olympians, and ties were decided by creativity and minor-detail accuracy.

 

EDIT: Aaaaaand there's a ton of them in general discussion.

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Love Problems? On this forum? Dear bots, have you seen all the shipping going on here (esp. in the Stormlight threads)? This place if full of love. :wub:

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General discussion, Introduction, and Brandon Discussion are stuffed with these things, all shouting off about divorces and love problems. Honestly, I really, honestly would like to know. Who falls for this enough for it to be considered a viable advertisement option?

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Some people do, obviously. A few months ago a woman went to court here because the bank refused to refund the money she lost in a Nigeria scam. The judge said she should have known better; it's been over the media for years, and the bank is not to blame for the stupidity of its customers. :P

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Well, yeah, but that's a Nigerian Prince scam. It's written out to invoke pathos and to appeal to people's generosity. These are just random collections of words and sounds that make no sense at all. When was the last time anybody paid money for....whatever those words are supposed to mean specifically?

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Yeah, but come on. Who doesn't want to learn black magic in order to solve their marital problems?

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Have you seen the fake documents one? It's... A Forger

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they've hit general brandon discussion again

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The Intros too

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There's finally a weight loss spell. About time that one showed up. I mean this is an online geek place.

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Who needs spells when you have Bendalloy :P

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The day they hit the Chatbox is the day I die crying.

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If you do die please tell me so I can do another eulogy. The last one was quite emotional and that's always nice.

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Why have a eulogy when you can remove them with the very black magic they sold you? The irony will be so thick you could taste it!

 

There's practically nothing that could go wrong at all with this totally not-bogus black magic they claim to be able to give you. It's just too perfect a deal not to take! :3

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We now have call girls in the general discussion :S

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At least they aren't becoming an equinonymous herd. That would truly be terrifying.

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