GreyPilgrim Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 (edited) And once again they have gone totally nuts today. Edit: And now they're addressing their posts directly to the 17th Shard! Edited August 26, 2014 by GreyPilgrim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabriele Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 Someone in India has a wicked sense of humour and too much time. Probably bookmarked this thread. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted August 27, 2014 Report Share Posted August 27, 2014 Hobart has now been attacked, I have it on good authority that Hobart==BlackMagic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Quitecontrary Posted August 27, 2014 Report Share Posted August 27, 2014 There should be a filter somewhere for: 1. New members that sign up that have babaji in their usernames. 2. Post titles that have +91 or vashikaran or any of the other spammy stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted August 27, 2014 Report Share Posted August 27, 2014 In my inbox I just filtered anything with the 2 or 3 phone numbers they use, haven't had another email yet, and it's unlikely to catch anything it shouldn't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreyPilgrim Posted August 27, 2014 Report Share Posted August 27, 2014 I have to say, I find it hilarious when the bots create account pictures. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Observer Posted August 29, 2014 Report Share Posted August 29, 2014 (edited) Whatever you guys did with the filter, it's working pretty well. I'm here at the time Spambots normally post, and so far only two posts have made it in. Edited August 29, 2014 by Observer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Posted August 29, 2014 Report Share Posted August 29, 2014 I bet the spambot masters were just feeling lazy today. They'll be back in force soon enough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Joe in the Bush Posted August 29, 2014 Report Share Posted August 29, 2014 Yes, don't worry, my Minions will be back later. Wait, UH, I mean, Yah! No Spam Bots! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightsworn Panda Posted August 30, 2014 Report Share Posted August 30, 2014 I have to say, I find it hilarious when the bots create account pictures. I personally find it creepy. There's nothing more disturbing than an entire row of scary Indian vashkira whatever faces staring at you from the recent topics section. It's even more disturbing when you realize it's a bot. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Observer Posted August 30, 2014 Report Share Posted August 30, 2014 (edited) Am I the only one really disturbed by what's being advertised here? Vashikaran, so far as I've gathered, is a form of magic used for controlling the mind and body of another person. This is being advertised as a way to either find or reclaim your love. Controlling somebody to get what you want out of them. That's what they're offering us. I think there's a word for that. It's called, as I recall, "rape". Edited August 30, 2014 by Observer 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Joe in the Bush Posted August 30, 2014 Report Share Posted August 30, 2014 Huh, there's a new Spambot named Proffesor Sipho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Observer Posted August 31, 2014 Report Share Posted August 31, 2014 Guys.....I just figured something out. Something terrible. These bots specialize in spam. Spam shares a definition with a type of meat. Sharing is caring, and caring is a form of kindness, which is one of the seven heavenly virtues. The counterpart to kindness is the sin Envy, and Envy is a homunculus that can change its shape at will. You know what else can change its shape at will? A Kandra. The kandra take over and replace people to act as spies, and spies are the one of the only two units that can defeat a 10 in Stratego. Stratego is a turn-based strategy board game, just like Chess and Checkers. Chess and Checkers both start with C, and C is for cookie, which is good enough for most people. But I'm not done yet. Cookies are codeword for spikes on the 17th Shard, Spikes are used to create an Inquisitor in the Mistborn books. Mistborn was published in 2006, and has two more trilogies left. Two trilogies is 2 x 3 = 6 = 2006, You know what else remains yet unpublished and has to do with the number three? The third Stormlight Archive book is what. You know when the first Stormlight Archive book came out? 2010. You know what the arc-number in that series is? 10! Coincidence? I THINK NOT! You know what character featuring in that series has a lot to do with coincidences? Hoid. You know what his books are called? Dragonsteel. Steel is a metal in the Mistborn series, and Dragons are hinted at in the Way of Kings. It all fits together. It all points in one unified direction. This logic is unassailable. The spambots. Are Hoid. 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Joe in the Bush Posted August 31, 2014 Report Share Posted August 31, 2014 How long did that take you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Observer Posted August 31, 2014 Report Share Posted August 31, 2014 (edited) Time taken: 10 minutes Sense made: 0 Mission accomplished. Edited August 31, 2014 by Observer 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightsworn Panda Posted August 31, 2014 Report Share Posted August 31, 2014 Guys.....I just figured something out. Something terrible. These bots specialize in spam. Spam shares a definition with a type of meat. Sharing is caring, and caring is a form of kindness, which is one of the seven heavenly virtues. The counterpart to kindness is the sin Envy, and Envy is a homunculus that can change its shape at will. You know what else can change its shape at will? A Kandra. The kandra take over and replace people to act as spies, and spies are the one of the only two units that can defeat a 10 in Stratego. Stratego is a turn-based strategy board game, just like Chess and Checkers. Chess and Checkers both start with C, and C is for cookie, which is good enough for most people. But I'm not done yet. Cookies are codeword for spikes on the 17th Shard, Spikes are used to create an Inquisitor in the Mistborn books. Mistborn was published in 2006, and has two more trilogies left. Two trilogies is 2 x 3 = 6 = 2006, You know what else remains yet unpublished and has to do with the number three? The third Stormlight Archive book is what. You know when the first Stormlight Archive book came out? 2010. You know what the arc-number in that series is? 10! Coincidence? I THINK NOT! You know what character featuring in that series has a lot to do with coincidences? Hoid. You know what his books are called? Dragonsteel. Steel is a metal in the Mistborn series, and Dragons are hinted at in the Way of Kings. It all fits together. It all points in one unified direction. This logic is unassailable. The spambots. Are Hoid. ... Who are you, Ryan Higa in disguise!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Observer Posted August 31, 2014 Report Share Posted August 31, 2014 The more research I do into these spambots of Hoid, the more horrific they look. For one, they ambiguously advertise being able to teach you black magic to "get rid of" your enemies. They're also advertising a form of yoga that is a little creepy. With info painstakingly retrieved from a 4 minute Google search, it appears to be a form of "yoga" that allows you to cause excruciating pain to an individual or a group of people through the use of magic. Combines with the above statement they've made, they're basically saying they'll tell you how to remotely torture the people you don't like, just for kicks and giggles. There are so many things wrong with this. Also if I keep going back and forth between joking and pointing out how scary these bots are, the mood whiplash might kill somebody. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted September 1, 2014 Report Share Posted September 1, 2014 Also if I keep going back and forth between joking and pointing out how scary these bots are, the mood whiplash might kill somebody. Remotely kill someone!? He's one of them!!!! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted September 1, 2014 Report Share Posted September 1, 2014 Every time I see the Vashikaran thing, I wonder if anybody's actually dialed the number they leave. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightsworn Panda Posted September 1, 2014 Report Share Posted September 1, 2014 I might try if the phone bills weren't so astronomical (yeah, I'm a very cheap person. ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Observer Posted September 1, 2014 Report Share Posted September 1, 2014 Ugh, they've learned how to alter fonts and sizes. Also, take a look at this fun little snippet about the services their "wise men" offer to help you get your love back: And Others Make An Image And Pick It With Pins Yup, straight up voodoo murder is what they're offering now. Also, they've started posting six hours later instead of their usual time. Very odd. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Elsa Steelheart Posted September 3, 2014 Report Share Posted September 3, 2014 They should probably just ban straightaway any people that sign up as Babajji or have that or the word 'baba' in their name. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atilium Posted September 3, 2014 Report Share Posted September 3, 2014 Ugh, they've learned how to alter fonts and sizes. Also, take a look at this fun little snippet about the services their "wise men" offer to help you get your love back: And Others Make An Image And Pick It With Pins Yup, straight up voodoo murder is what they're offering now. Also, they've started posting six hours later instead of their usual time. Very odd. This is sounding worryingly close to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Observer Posted September 3, 2014 Report Share Posted September 3, 2014 (edited) Problem here being that they don't actually have those words in their names half the time. If we were going to try netting them, we'd be better off banning anybody who attempts to post one of those phone numbers or more than one instance of one of their more common sentences. EDIT: Okay, they're not even being subtle now. This new one is outright offering hypnotism as a way of getting your ideal love. There is so much wrong with that. SO MANY THINGS. In two words, it is FRACTALLY WRONG. I'm done researching this stuff. I need a shower... Edited September 4, 2014 by Observer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Elsa Steelheart Posted September 6, 2014 Report Share Posted September 6, 2014 (edited) They're back again! I haven't usually seen them at this hour. Edited September 6, 2014 by Queen Elsa Steelheart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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