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Christmas in the Cosmere

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Its Christmas season in the Cosmere, even though they do not have Christmas.

Scadrial: Parents tell their children that if they are good, the Survivor and his crew will leave baywraps, small amounts of coins, or little vials of metals at the fire place or foot of the bed at the winter solstice. Death will visit if the children are bad and steal them away if they are bad. Harmony and the Kandra tell the Survivor and Death which children have been bad or good that year and are most often disguised as either a wolfhound or a Terris delivery man. 

Nathlis: Warbreaker the peaceful brings a huge tree into town and hands out food to those who are hungry, but beware the sword on his back, for he uses it to smite the rich who try and cheat the poor.

Sel: The Elantrians hold a light festival in which the whole city modified with an Aon that turns it red and green for a week. It is literally lit up like a Christmas tree.

Roshar: In Alethikar, Kelek will randomly build toys for children, Jezrien can be seen slaying Voidbringers at the darkest hour of the night, and Taln can be seen hauling the weapons of his enemies to distribute to his soldiers. In Azar, the child who writes the best essay and fills out his or her forms correctly gets to pick out a gift from a hat. in Urithiru, Shallan and the ardents soulcast a huge vat of mulled purple wine, Kaladin and Bridge Four dress up as an Iri myth of a man in a red and blue suit who has a cart pulled by Axehounds who distributes gifts to all the children. Adolin and Renarian are the helpers of Santnas claus. Dalinar locks himself in his office because he thinks the lights are a waste of Stormlight and has a war to plan. Lift attempts to eat all the food and Navani makes some Fabrials that give off a happy feeling. Syl dresses up with a little flopply hat that has bells. Pattern looks like a snowflake. The Stormfather does not care as long as Dalinar does not start singing.

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Nalthis is definitely going to Elf-on-the-Shelf their kids...

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9 hours ago, Quantus said:

Nalthis is definitely going to Elf-on-the-Shelf their kids...

Elf on the shelf is creepy enough as it is, I do not want it turning into a Chucky sort of scenario.

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Sentient awakened elf on the shelf with the command, "Report evil."

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Nah, tell elf on the shelf "change positions gradually and only when not watched."

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In Southern Scaridial, The Sovern flies around in a big shiny red airship and gives new masks and hot chocolate to all the chilren who are good. The bad children get ettmetal bombs and have their heatminds taken away.

(I am a very cruel person, aren't I?)

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I just imagined hordes of dirty skaa children playing and throwing balls of compressed ash at each other and sledding down ash covered hills. Don't steelpush coins at each other; you'll shoot your eye out, kid.

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