Dragon Reborn Posted December 11, 2018 Report Share Posted December 11, 2018 Dalinar: You could be fire!!! Evi: But I’m not a stick!!! post your bad stormlight jokes 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Invocation Posted December 11, 2018 Report Share Posted December 11, 2018 The only bad joke in Stormlight is Moash. 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yezrien Posted December 11, 2018 Report Share Posted December 11, 2018 What do you call a giant evil fungus that may or may not be buried under Kholinar? Spoiler Ba Spoiler Ado Spoiler Mushroom 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonoskay Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 11 hours ago, Invocation said: The only bad joke in Stormlight is Moash. What about kaladin's love life 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSuperLee Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 54 minutes ago, sonoskay said: What about kaladin's love life That's not a joke, it just doesn't exist. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoiseSpren Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 16 hours ago, Soulcast said: Dalinar: You could be fire!!! Evi: But I’m not a stick!!! post your bad stormlight jokes You twisted, sick, wonderful...! :'-D ‡-'D 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ripheus23 Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 This is not a joke a not is this? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post +Hoiditthroughthegrapevine Posted December 12, 2018 Popular Post Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 A bright lady, a thief, and a Knight Radiant walk into a bar. And then Shallan orders a drink. 27 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 Why did the bartender ask to see the one armed Herdazian? Spoiler He needed a bottle Lopen-er 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
What's a Seawolf? Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 (edited) 9 hours ago, HSuperLee said: That's not a joke, it just doesn't exist. Seriously not fair. Kaladin gets 0 while Adolin has 3. Edited December 12, 2018 by What's a Seawolf? grammer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BooksBeforeDeath Posted December 13, 2018 Report Share Posted December 13, 2018 (edited) Ooh! Bad jokes! I'll be sure to come back to this post and edit in new jokes when I think of them. Kaladin: Shallan, you can't control me any more than you can control the storm. Shallan: What starts with b and rhymes with shoots? Kaladin: No offense, Dalinar, but you can't control these lighteyes any more than you could a storm. Dalinar: *Bonds to the Stormfather* Patient: I'm feeling depressed. I feel like life is Misreable, Opposing, And Super Hating. Doctor: *leans in* We call that the Moash feeling. Edited December 14, 2018 by BooksBeforeDeath 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pagliacci Posted December 13, 2018 Report Share Posted December 13, 2018 Man walks into a Azish clinic to see a doctor. He tells the doctor he feels alone in an uncaring world. The doctor says "Treatment is simple. Go see the great Worldsinger Pagliacci. He'll make you feel better." Man bursts into tears. "But doctor," he says, "I am Pagliacci." 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winds Alight Posted December 13, 2018 Report Share Posted December 13, 2018 (edited) Quote Spoiler a friend of mine told me once that Dalinar should’ve used a massive tiger’s eye stone instead of a ruby to capture Nergaoul, because then “it’s the eye of the tiger and the thrill of the fight”, and to this day that’s both the best and the worst cosmere joke i’ve ever heard Source: https://shooty-shooty-whacky-whacky.tumblr.com/post/170634217521/a-friend-of-mine-told-me-once-that-dalinar (Oathbringer spoiler) Edited December 13, 2018 by Winds Alight Putting this in spoilers as it's OB 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necessary Eagle Posted December 16, 2018 Report Share Posted December 16, 2018 On 12/13/2018 at 1:44 PM, Winds Alight said: Source: https://shooty-shooty-whacky-whacky.tumblr.com/post/170634217521/a-friend-of-mine-told-me-once-that-dalinar (Oathbringer spoiler) *Immediately steals this to tell her Sanderfan friends* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arith Matic Posted December 16, 2018 Report Share Posted December 16, 2018 what do you call a sad, sad, little man? A Moash! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StormblessedSurvivor Posted December 17, 2018 Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 This isn't really a joke but in Oathbringer Spoiler Dalinar says he imagined the Thrill as "malignant and insidious" like Odium and Sadeas. Perhaps malignant and in-sadeas? *raises eyebrow* 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine Posted December 19, 2018 Report Share Posted December 19, 2018 Putting the pun in punishment, I sheepishly present to ewe a very baaaad joke. What does a narcissistic male sheep say? Spoiler Amaram, Amaram, Amaram 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoiseSpren Posted December 19, 2018 Report Share Posted December 19, 2018 Only weapon able to resist Nightblood? Spoiler Daylymph 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Personification Posted December 19, 2018 Report Share Posted December 19, 2018 On 12/11/2018 at 5:19 PM, Soulcast said: Dalinar: You could be fire!!! Evi: But I’m not a stick!!! post your bad stormlight jokes Sick* sick burn** burn On 12/12/2018 at 10:02 AM, NoiseSpren said: You twisted, sick, wonderful...! :'-D ‡-'D Sick sick* sick burn** burn burn *as in twisted and disturbing **as in having been hurt by fire Also: Q: Why don't the Shin ever go to war? A: Because they're so cowardly that even their war hawks are chicken! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ripheus23 Posted December 20, 2018 Report Share Posted December 20, 2018 (edited) A modern Rosharan: "Why did the joke cross the road, the crossing joke did why?" An ancient Rosharan: "I don't know, to get to the Origin?" "No, to get to the other side." *Puzzled look* "I don't ketek."* EDIT: *"I don't get it." "Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The black sphere." "The black sphere who?" "No, the black sphere what!" Edited December 21, 2018 by Ripheus23 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ixthos Posted December 21, 2018 Report Share Posted December 21, 2018 (edited) On 12/19/2018 at 9:33 PM, Personification said: Sick* sick burn** burn I think you mean stick :-P Why did the chicken cross the road? Spoiler Because it was a Red Heron Did you know Shallan has tried to turn several things into fire, and use them for cooking? Spoiler More than she can bake a stick at. I think we all need to Cultivate a better sense of humour - some of these jokes are Odious Edited December 21, 2018 by Ixthos 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoiseSpren Posted December 21, 2018 Report Share Posted December 21, 2018 What size of beer Nale likes? "N" Spoiler He likes "N"ale. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ixthos Posted December 21, 2018 Report Share Posted December 21, 2018 What type of spren will Ash bond? Spoiler An Ashspren 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrikerEZ Posted December 21, 2018 Report Share Posted December 21, 2018 @Ixthos Ash will bond an Ashspren and turn people into Ash. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalakaar Posted December 23, 2018 Report Share Posted December 23, 2018 What is the name of Ba-Ado-Mishram's sibling on a farm? Spoiler Bah-Ram-Ewe 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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