Darth Woodrack Posted December 13, 2018 Report Share Posted December 13, 2018 Voidus is the great grandfather who is always telling the youngins that they need to go on a great quest, before the mothers take their kids away from him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I think I am here. Posted December 13, 2018 Report Share Posted December 13, 2018 “No, you cannot give our kids cookies with needles in them.” “They’re spikes.” “Ok...” 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Woodrack Posted December 14, 2018 Report Share Posted December 14, 2018 "Wait, aren't needles just really small spikes?" "Yes" "So what's the difference?" "The fact that you kids already ate them" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre Posted December 14, 2018 Report Share Posted December 14, 2018 "Mommy, why do I feel like there are spikes in my belly?" "...because there are some..." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Woodrack Posted December 14, 2018 Report Share Posted December 14, 2018 "Oh. Will I die?" "Not if you join the DA" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted December 15, 2018 Report Share Posted December 15, 2018 "Well, you still might die" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Woodrack Posted December 15, 2018 Report Share Posted December 15, 2018 "It just wouldn't be from the cookie" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I think I am here. Posted December 15, 2018 Report Share Posted December 15, 2018 (edited) “So what’s the difference between giving a cookie with spikes in it and giving a cookie with needles in it?” “Well, one is using the dark magic of Ruin to rip out a piece of your soul to Frankenstein-like graft it onto another soul, usually creating unimaginable Abominations you’d see in nightmares. And the other is just pure evil.” Edited December 15, 2018 by Ookla the Guacless 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted December 16, 2018 Report Share Posted December 16, 2018 "So wait, which one is evil" "Hurting people" "They both did that" "But one was interesting about it" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I think I am here. Posted December 16, 2018 Report Share Posted December 16, 2018 “And one granted superpowers.” “...this is why you’re not allowed near our kids.” 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted December 16, 2018 Report Share Posted December 16, 2018 "I don't get it" "Yeah, grampa is nice" "You'll understand when you're older" "If he survives that long..." "What was that?" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Woodrack Posted December 17, 2018 Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 "...Nothing..." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted December 17, 2018 Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 "Are you sure?" "Stop asking or I will kill everyone you love." "I really thought I heard something..." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenod Posted December 17, 2018 Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 How did we go from a thread casting alleyverse members as weird family members to a thread about Voidus threatening children and parents using cookies? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted December 17, 2018 Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 Well, it's about the family of the Alleyverse, this is included. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Sorana Posted December 18, 2018 Report Share Posted December 18, 2018 *sits in the corner and reads a book* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 You know how there's that stereotype of writing not being a real job? That's me in this family. "C'mon, Ene, you don't even roleplay. GBWHIPS isn't a thing!" "LIES! I can make a career out of this!" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 So, I just realized a really sad one for myself. That one guy so depraved of social interaction that when he tries to interact he comes across as insane. And it's true IRL as well... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Sorana Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 59 minutes ago, 2001Kra said: That one guy so depraved of social interaction that when he tries to interact he comes across as insane. And it's true IRL as well... Actually I don't share that opinion... You don't seem insane to me... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherlock Holmes Posted January 6, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 3 hours ago, 2001Kra said: So, I just realized a really sad one for myself. That one guy so depraved of social interaction that when he tries to interact he comes across as insane. And it's true IRL as well... Once again, that also applies to me. Except that I’m not socially inept, I’m just actually insane. At least, I act like it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted January 7, 2019 Report Share Posted January 7, 2019 5 hours ago, Sorana said: Actually I don't share that opinion... You don't seem insane to me... Good. That's my goal. 2 hours ago, taerGehtsuilexA said: Once again, that also applies to me. Except that I’m not socially inept, I’m just actually insane. At least, I act like it. I've got a lot of issues, but I am also socially inept... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherlock Holmes Posted January 7, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2019 Depends on your definition, actually. Does being socially inept include being famous for having got in the most trouble for punching the same person over and over and him somehow remaining your best friend? Because if it does, I'm screwed. Funny thing: I'm a huge nerd, but also the scariest and most muscly out of anybody in my friend group. The quietest. The most obnoxious in the presence of close friends, or teenagers older than himself. The best at writing and rock climbing. One of the worst at running. Yup. I'm that guy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted January 7, 2019 Report Share Posted January 7, 2019 I'm the best at writing in my friend group, and (debatably) the most nerdy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silva Posted January 7, 2019 Report Share Posted January 7, 2019 Creative writing, yes, I'm on top. There are two who outrank me in essay writing. One who outranks me in nerdiness. And all of them beat me in strangeness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man moomba Posted January 7, 2019 Report Share Posted January 7, 2019 I have no clue about the nerd level of my friends. We came together over a mutual love of gaming, JoJo, bad jokes, and making fun of people. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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