The Tenth Pancake

Fantastic sarcastic bombastic wheel of time poems

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Okay first off, I have just started on wheel of Time 5 (I think... It's fires of heaven) so please be nic e17 sharders and not spoil anything beyond that okay? Thanks. (And don't judge okay. If I say anything mean about a character, it's because I'm only at the 5th book and frustrated with them) Feel free to reply with your own dinky poems. Yeet

Roses are red,

Hair can get tangled,

Nyneave Al'Meara 

Deserves to be strangled

 

Roses are red,

I like to eat bacon

Morgase's lover

Is a flipping forsaken

 

Roses are red,

Perrin has Faile,

Avienda's confusing

And so are the Aiel

 

Roses are red

Cheese is for grating

I have no idea

Why the heck I'm berating,

But hey let's be prudential

We all have that person

Who has obvious potential

And who seems to always worsen

Before you can see them get better

And that person is flipping Nyneave Al'freaking Meara

The end

 

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Roses are red

And so is my spleen

The worst character ever

Is Amyrlin Egwene

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1 hour ago, Lidolas said:

Roses are red

And so is my spleen

The worst character ever

Is Amyrlin Egwene

They literally asked for no spoilers.

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Roses are red

So is my spleen

You freaking spoiled it

How dare you, you're mean

 

Roses are red,

Violets are average

Egwene in Dreamland

Is a flipping savage

 

 

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On 12/8/2018 at 0:21 AM, Lidolas said:

Roses are red

And so is my spleen

The worst character ever

Is Amyrlin Egwene

"Egwene" rhymes with "pain"... a missed opportunity?

Roses are red
Spoiling's a sin
But I have to mention
I can't stand Gawyn

That there's the limits of my poetical capabilities.

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