The Tenth Pancake Posted December 7, 2018 Report Share Posted December 7, 2018 Okay first off, I have just started on wheel of Time 5 (I think... It's fires of heaven) so please be nic e17 sharders and not spoil anything beyond that okay? Thanks. (And don't judge okay. If I say anything mean about a character, it's because I'm only at the 5th book and frustrated with them) Feel free to reply with your own dinky poems. Yeet Roses are red, Hair can get tangled, Nyneave Al'Meara Deserves to be strangled Roses are red, I like to eat bacon Morgase's lover Is a flipping forsaken Roses are red, Perrin has Faile, Avienda's confusing And so are the Aiel Roses are red Cheese is for grating I have no idea Why the heck I'm berating, But hey let's be prudential We all have that person Who has obvious potential And who seems to always worsen Before you can see them get better And that person is flipping Nyneave Al'freaking Meara The end 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lidolas Posted December 7, 2018 Report Share Posted December 7, 2018 (edited) I'm sorry. I made a stupid mistake. Edited December 10, 2018 by Lidolas 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seon Are Posted December 8, 2018 Report Share Posted December 8, 2018 1 hour ago, Lidolas said: Roses are red And so is my spleen The worst character ever Is Amyrlin Egwene They literally asked for no spoilers. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tenth Pancake Posted December 8, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 8, 2018 (edited) Roses are red So is my spleen You freaking spoiled it How dare you, you're mean Roses are red, Violets are average Egwene in Dreamland Is a flipping savage Edited December 8, 2018 by The Tenth Pancake Adding another verse 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just a Lifetime Posted December 9, 2018 Report Share Posted December 9, 2018 (edited) On 12/8/2018 at 0:21 AM, Lidolas said: [Redacted] "Egwene" rhymes with "pain"... a missed opportunity? Roses are red Spoiling's a sin But I have to mention I can't stand Gawyn That there's the limits of my poetical capabilities. Edited December 10, 2018 by Just a Lifetime Redact now-retracted poem 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lidolas Posted December 10, 2018 Report Share Posted December 10, 2018 On 12/7/2018 at 5:03 PM, Ookla the Seon Are said: They literally asked for no spoilers. Shoot! I am the worst.....I'm sorry. I'll edit that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tenth Pancake Posted December 16, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2018 Roses are red Barley is milled Siuan Sanche Is a way better character now that she's stilled Roses are red The waste is filled with rubble Gareth Bryne tracked down the ladies And OOOF they're in TROUBLE!!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyndlerunner Posted December 17, 2018 Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 Roses are red, But I've got a feelin' That old Thom Merrilon Is more than a gleeman 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tenth Pancake Posted December 24, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 Roses are red, My favorite word is catalyst, Who would have known That Mat is a master strategist Roses are red The dark one's a threat I think I'm starting to like The character Birgette 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tenth Pancake Posted February 8, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 Ayt well I finished book 5 earlier and I forgot to make poems so here we go. (Book 5 climax spoilers) Roses are red, Morgase is dEaD Rand needs some sense Smacked into his head Roses are red, Melhindra was eViL I want to pat Poor mat on the back That didn't rhyme whatever Roses are red There's no hecking way Moraine is actually dead I say nay Roses are red A leg has a calf I think Moraine Will pull a Gandalf Roses are red A sheep has a lamb HOLY COW MOGHEDIEN IS IN A'DAM Roses are red I want to relax That was one Heck of a climax 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just a Lifetime Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 Roses are red Violets are fine Should we help Asmodean Find some decent wine? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tenth Pancake Posted February 12, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 Roses are red Perrin has Faile I just think it's so cute How Egwene is sort of an Aiel Roses are red Holy freaking rain Nyneave Al'Meara Just HEALED LOGAIN (AAAAAAAH WHAAAAAT?!?!) 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tenth Pancake Posted February 23, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 Since I've giv'n it a look I can't put it down This fantastic book That has gained world renown Has gotten another To call Egwene Mother I have fretted and worried For the dragon reborn And hastened and hurried Till the pages were worn I have hated Berlain With an undying loathing And found it a pain To deal with Perrin's moaning I have swooned and shipped Gawyn Totally with Egwene And found it hard to rhyme Those two names in these poems And holy heck what a climax Book six has supplied I hope Jordan doesn't slack On making book seven a heck of a ride Thank you, I am done. *Mic drop* Sorry you had to read all that cuz the meter is wonky. Hehe...he... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyndlerunner Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 On 2/23/2019 at 10:33 AM, The Tenth Pancake said: Since I've giv'n it a look I can't put it down This fantastic book That has gained world renown Has gotten another To call Egwene Mother I have fretted and worried For the dragon reborn And hastened and hurried Till the pages were worn I have hated Berlain With an undying loathing And found it a pain To deal with Perrin's moaning I have swooned and shipped Gawyn Totally with Egwene And found it hard to rhyme Those two names in these poems And holy heck what a climax Book six has supplied I hope Jordan doesn't slack On making book seven a heck of a ride Thank you, I am done. *Mic drop* Sorry you had to read all that cuz the meter is wonky. Hehe...he... Well depending on your preference, book 7 is either wonderful, or the beginning of the slog. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tenth Pancake Posted March 25, 2019 Author Report Share Posted March 25, 2019 (edited) Roses are red, Fairy tales usually have happily ever afters, Is it bad, That I kind of only want to skip to the mat chapters? Roses are red, Empanadas need filling, What in the heck, Is wrong with Queen Tylin?! Roses are red, Burning wood makes char, I can't flipping wait Till Lan gets to Ebou Dar (and finds Nyneave) Also as a side note: Roses are red, I like blue cheese dip, I just really really love Mat and Birgette's friendship! Edited March 25, 2019 by The Tenth Pancake Adding more verses 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyndlerunner Posted April 11, 2019 Report Share Posted April 11, 2019 (edited) Roses are red Water spills out a sieve I can't be the only one Who freakin' loves Nynaeve New Edit 5/11/19: Roses are Red, Cadsuane says "Phaw!" Rand is in love, with one Min Farshaw Edited May 12, 2019 by Wyndlerunner 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tenth Pancake Posted January 25, 2020 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2020 Hey guys sorry it's been a while! I kind of took a break for a while. Well I'm reading book 8 now, so wooo more shoddy poetry. Roses are Red, Taverns are seedy, Where the heck is Mat, How could Robert Jordan do this to me Roses are red, Cats have whiskers, Rand's sanity is worrisome, Someone get this kid a snickers 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthwatch3r Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 Oh man this turned out to be a really great way to get some latent frustrations off my chest: Roses are red Please just give it a rest Why does every character think They always know best Roses are red Suian's speech I do not like If I hear about one more fish You're off to the silver pike Roses are red He's not actually slow... Aiel have weird customs they think That Rand should already know Roses are red Luc's evil fo' sho' Gotta say I saw it coming Many long chapters ago Roses are red Gender relations here suck Women aren't all idiots; Wait- neither are men, wtf?? (Written at the end of TSR) 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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