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If Sanderson wrote other genres....

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If Sanderson wrote horror, I would probably be an insomniac by now.

If Sanderson wrote history textbooks, I would like history.

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He writes geometry, and I had zero interest in geometry before picking up the Rithmatist 

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He writes steampunk, a genre I tried to get into and failed to do so before Mistborn Era 2. And whenever he explains the trade system in the cognitive realm, I'll start to love economics.

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If Sanderson wrote comedy, the punch line would be composed of a 300 page series of plot twists and revelations.

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If Sanderson wrote mysteries, it would take 3 books to find out who done it

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16 minutes ago, Undead Wookiee said:

If Sanderson wrote mysteries, it would take 3 books to find out who done it

and it would be 100 percent obvious in hindsight.

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If sanderson was a policeman, people would intentionally commit crimes to get a report written by him

If sanderson wrote obituaries, there would be a crowd in ffront of the graves of his customers.

if sanderson wrote the news, people would pick up old newspapers to read them again

if sanderson wrote medical recipes... they would still be inintelligible :P

(in italy it's a common joke that doctors have horrible handwriting and their recipes look more like hierogliphics. Don't know if there are similar memes in other countries)

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If Brandon wrote kid's poetry, all the poems would actually be from one interconnected universe and nobody would realize until they found Hoid.

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If he wrote a cookbook, I would spend all my time in my kitchen.

(And finally know how the food in his books is supposed to taste instead of wildly trying out to match it to something.)

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On 11/11/2018 at 1:37 PM, king of nowhere said:

 

(in italy it's a common joke that doctors have horrible handwriting and their recipes look more like hierogliphics. Don't know if there are similar memes in other countries)

It is a thing in America. 

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On 11/11/2018 at 10:37 AM, king of nowhere said:

hierogliphics

If Brandon Sanderson wrote on the walls of ancient buildings, everyone would know who actually created them, and why, and we wouldn't have shows like Ancient Aliens :P

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If Sanderson wrote text books people would pay attention in school!

 

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If Sanderson wrote math textbooks it would take years to do a single lesson because the word problems alone would be hundreds of pages long complete with plot twists and the occasional Hoid appearance.

Also if he wrote a bird watchers guide everything would be chickens.

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On 11/12/2018 at 7:24 AM, BitBitio said:

If Brandon wrote kid's poetry, all the poems would actually be from one interconnected universe and nobody would realize until they found Hoid.

“Where’s Waldo on Steroids times infinity”

If Brandon wrote I-Spy books, it would take teams of dozens of researchers clocking 100-hour weeks living solely on coffee months to find that one. Freaking. Thimble.

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If Brandon wrote philosophy, he would have hundreds of fans theorizing about it until the end of time

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If Brandon wrote children's stories children everywhere would go to their parents and ask "What is a Hoid?"

 

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If Brandon wrote children’s action shows then kids wouldn’t be screaming “Mighty morphin Power Rangers”, they’d be screaming “Life before Death! Strength before Weakness! Journey before Destination!”

Which would be the absolute coolest thing your 5-9 year olds could possibly be screaming.

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If Brandon wrote other genres, maybe I’d actually read them.

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*Airhorn noises*

*Jay is carried away by a bunch of dudes going “oooohhhhhh!”*

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*mic drop*

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If Sanderson wrote screenplays, there would be higher quality movies. 

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If comedy wrote sanderson, he would be amazing at writing but everytime he printed out a manuscript for publishing it met some horrible fate and his printer would be possessed by a demon. And his computer would be hilariously losing his files in catastrophic crashes.

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On 3/5/2019 at 9:20 PM, T8* said:

If Brandon wrote philosophy, he would have hundreds of fans theorizing about it until the end of time

...He does. Have you not read Hoid's thoughts on humanity at the end of the SA books?

If he wrote history books, they would be from the point of view of Atilla the Hun and the like, portraying them as tragic heroes. Everyone is the hero of their own story, after all.

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If Sanderson wrote the bible, there would only be one religion.

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