Theodore Smedry Posted November 7, 2018 Report Share Posted November 7, 2018 Main question for this topic: What is your favortie quote/joke/witty remark from all of Alcatraz? Mine: "Definition of 'Crapaflapnasti': 'adj. Used to describe an item which is as disgusting as fish sticks.' (Note: This word can only be used to describe fish sticks themselves, as nothing has yet been found which is equally crapaflapnasti. Though the unclean, moldy, cluttered space under Brandon Sanderson’s bed comes close.)" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted November 7, 2018 Report Share Posted November 7, 2018 I like the one where Quentin is speaking in high imperial, but if it is said by Alcatraz himself, then “rutabaga” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furamirionind Posted November 7, 2018 Report Share Posted November 7, 2018 There are so many amazing quotes in those books... My favorite though would probably have to be about how we don't read fantasy books, only real books about the evil librarians ruling the world. : ) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted November 8, 2018 Report Share Posted November 8, 2018 I also like the one about “near-lethal handbags” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furamirionind Posted November 10, 2018 Report Share Posted November 10, 2018 Personally, I say, "Out of the frying pan and into the deadly pit filled with sharks who are wielding chainsaws with killer kittens stapled to them." However, that one's having a rough time catching on. Ugh, staples are my IRL nemesis... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted November 24, 2018 Report Share Posted November 24, 2018 (edited) I like Bastille's comment of stairs being more advanced than elevators in book 1. Edited November 24, 2018 by Badadah Somehow forgot to add like... xP 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Use the Falchion Posted November 27, 2018 Report Share Posted November 27, 2018 "What did you expect? That I'd leave you here all summer, in the exact place where your enemies know where to look? With people that aren't even your family? In a place you don't really like, and that is depressingly normal compared to the world you've grown to love? Doesn't that sound a little stupid and contrived to you?" BEST. SHADE. THROWN. EVER. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feruchemical Bowser Posted March 21, 2020 Report Share Posted March 21, 2020 I liked Kaz talking about his list. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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