Nathrangking Posted February 2, 2020 Report Share Posted February 2, 2020 *Wins least.* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted February 2, 2020 Report Share Posted February 2, 2020 12 hours ago, The Awakened Salad said: That sounds really cool! Except my head would probably explode as each paradox was explained and I’d just be left as a confused mess lying on the floor! If your head had exploded, how would you be confused? Wouldn’t you be dead? SOMEONE HELP ME WITH THIS NEW PARADOX 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beantheboy12 Posted February 3, 2020 Report Share Posted February 3, 2020 On 1/30/2020 at 1:38 PM, Lunamor said: Hi Bean!!! Hello! On 1/30/2020 at 1:42 PM, AonEne said: If you're still here - is life going well for you? It is actually. I got a 32 on the ACT first freaking try. Still hyped up about that. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Awakened Salad Posted February 3, 2020 Report Share Posted February 3, 2020 9 hours ago, AonEne said: If your head had exploded, how would you be confused? Wouldn’t you be dead? SOMEONE HELP ME WITH THIS NEW PARADOX Chapter One: The Salad Paradox “We’ve got a new mission,” Ene said, hanging up the phone and stuffing it into her pocket. “An individual named The Awakened Salad has had their head explode, but claims to be lying on the floor in a confused state. That can’t be possible it they’re dead.” Her partner nodded. Ene checked her phone. “Apartment 16a, White Sands Avenue. The individual doesn’t seem to be dangerous.” The pair set off down the street towards the apartment. People avoided their gazes as they passed by, noting their shining PSIU badges. The Paradox Special Investigations Unit. At last, they reached the apartment. Ene tried the door, and it swung open with a loud creak. Odd. Had the effects of the paradox already started? The hallway inside was dark. A sickly green light shone from the exit sign across the hall. Ene stepped inside, her footsteps echoing in the too-quiet room. It’s too quiet, Ene thought. This is wrong. When a paradox started, it only affected the individual that caused it and their immediate surroundings. It slowly spread out, and if not stopped, could keep going until it consumed the entire world. But... she had only received the call ten minutes ago. It couldn’t have spread throughout the whole building this quickly, right? She checked the elevator. It was broken. In the real version of this apartment building — the version where the paradox wasn’t happening — the elevator would’ve worked. But in an area being affected by a paradox, most things were reversed. Ene sighed and started up the stairs. Sixteen flights of stairs later, Ene finally stood outside 16a. The paradox distortion was stronger here. Colours were inverted, and it was almost pitch black. No one was around. What could be waiting for her behind this door? There was only one way to find out. Ene twisted the door handle and stepped inside. (Ene for some reason you’re really good at triggering my writing inspiration. Sorry for kind of godmodding you as well.) 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted February 3, 2020 Report Share Posted February 3, 2020 (edited) 2 hours ago, beantheboy12 said: Hello! It is actually. I got a 32 on the ACT first freaking try. Still hyped up about that. That’s great, dude! 39 minutes ago, The Awakened Salad said: Ene twisted the door handle and stepped inside. (Ene for some reason you’re really good at triggering my writing inspiration. Sorry for kind of godmodding you as well.) This is AWESOME! Salad, you madperson, you’re fantastic. I give you all the praise. I love it Edit: whoops, sorry Edit Edit: Also, I got serious Snapshot vibes from that Edited February 3, 2020 by AonEne I mean madperson in a good way I thought I should confirm 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk Posted February 3, 2020 Report Share Posted February 3, 2020 9 hours ago, beantheboy12 said: Hello! It is actually. I got a 32 on the ACT first freaking try. Still hyped up about that. Bruh. Nice work! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted February 3, 2020 Report Share Posted February 3, 2020 11 hours ago, The Awakened Salad said: Chapter One: The Salad Paradox “We’ve got a new mission,” Ene said, hanging up the phone and stuffing it into her pocket. “An individual named The Awakened Salad has had their head explode, but claims to be lying on the floor in a confused state. That can’t be possible it they’re dead.” Her partner nodded. Ene checked her phone. “Apartment 16a, White Sands Avenue. The individual doesn’t seem to be dangerous.” The pair set off down the street towards the apartment. People avoided their gazes as they passed by, noting their shining PSIU badges. The Paradox Special Investigations Unit. At last, they reached the apartment. Ene tried the door, and it swung open with a loud creak. Odd. Had the effects of the paradox already started? The hallway inside was dark. A sickly green light shone from the exit sign across the hall. Ene stepped inside, her footsteps echoing in the too-quiet room. It’s too quiet, Ene thought. This is wrong. When a paradox started, it only affected the individual that caused it and their immediate surroundings. It slowly spread out, and if not stopped, could keep going until it consumed the entire world. But... she had only received the call ten minutes ago. It couldn’t have spread throughout the whole building this quickly, right? She checked the elevator. It was broken. In the real version of this apartment building — the version where the paradox wasn’t happening — the elevator would’ve worked. But in an area being affected by a paradox, most things were reversed. Ene sighed and started up the stairs. Sixteen flights of stairs later, Ene finally stood outside 16a. The paradox distortion was stronger here. Colours were inverted, and it was almost pitch black. No one was around. What could be waiting for her behind this door? There was only one way to find out. Ene twisted the door handle and stepped inside. (Ene for some reason you’re really good at triggering my writing inspiration. Sorry for kind of godmodding you as well.) A dark figure smiled creepily at her from the window. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaladin's successor Posted February 3, 2020 Report Share Posted February 3, 2020 If you burn lerasium and duralium ... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted February 3, 2020 Report Share Posted February 3, 2020 You become a mistborn faster. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FatherTiempo Posted February 3, 2020 Report Share Posted February 3, 2020 So can anyone burn lerasium? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted February 3, 2020 Report Share Posted February 3, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, FatherTiempo said: So can anyone burn lerasium? Possibly, though we haven't seen anyone not from Scadrial burn it (Secret History) Spoiler Except for Hoid, and he could be an exception. Edited February 3, 2020 by Llstml 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceferring Posted February 3, 2020 Report Share Posted February 3, 2020 Pro tip: use spoiler tags! :~) Spoiler Even though anybody who found this strange branch of the forum probably already knows that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Awakened Salad Posted February 3, 2020 Report Share Posted February 3, 2020 13 hours ago, AonEne said: This is AWESOME! Salad, you madperson, you’re fantastic. I give you all the praise. I love it Edit: whoops, sorry Edit Edit: Also, I got serious Snapshot vibes from that *Bows awkwardly but then trips* But seriously, I’m going to send a shipping container of gratitude to your house or something. Knowing that I made someone happy(?) with my writing is probably one of the biggest compliments you can give me. Though I’ve never been called a madperson before . (I’m not taking offense, don’t worry). I actually haven’t gotten around to reading Snapshot yet. I’ll push it forward on my reading list. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted February 3, 2020 Report Share Posted February 3, 2020 (edited) 42 minutes ago, Spaceferring said: Pro tip: use spoiler tags! :~) Oops, I clicked on a quote box instead, and it looks the same in the editor. Edited February 3, 2020 by Llstml 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted February 3, 2020 Report Share Posted February 3, 2020 19 minutes ago, The Awakened Salad said: But seriously, I’m going to send a shipping container of gratitude to your house or something. Knowing that I made someone happy(?) with my writing is probably one of the biggest compliments you can give me. Though I’ve never been called a madperson before . (I’m not taking offense, don’t worry). Definitely happy! And yeah sorry that didn’t roll off the tongue very well, did it. I will put the shipping container in my backyard for all to see 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathrangking Posted February 3, 2020 Report Share Posted February 3, 2020 *Winny.* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FatherTiempo Posted February 4, 2020 Report Share Posted February 4, 2020 *the pooh* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathrangking Posted February 4, 2020 Report Share Posted February 4, 2020 And Tigger? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceferring Posted February 4, 2020 Report Share Posted February 4, 2020 And China? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FatherTiempo Posted February 4, 2020 Report Share Posted February 4, 2020 (edited) *???* Edited February 4, 2020 by FatherTiempo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted February 4, 2020 Report Share Posted February 4, 2020 *¡!* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted February 4, 2020 Report Share Posted February 4, 2020 hey guys y'all just lost the game 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted February 4, 2020 Report Share Posted February 4, 2020 AAAARRK 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted February 4, 2020 Report Share Posted February 4, 2020 WHYYYYYYY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FatherTiempo Posted February 4, 2020 Report Share Posted February 4, 2020 (edited) AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! Edited February 4, 2020 by FatherTiempo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.