Vargo Seldon

The Last Post Wins!!!!!

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News reporter voice: Immediately after their unintentionally awesome victory, Nathrangking unintentionally slipped on a banana peel and fainted. This leaves the victory to Salad. 

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"I am" moments in the Cosmere:

 

Spoilers for the Final Empire

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"I am Hope"

-Kelsier

Spoilers for Hero of Ages as well as Mistborn Era 1 overall:

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"I am, unfortunately, the Hero of Ages"

-Sazed

Spoilers for Oathbringer:

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"I am Unity"

-Dalinar

Major Spoiler for Words of Radiance:

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"I am A Stick!"

-Stick

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Be afraid, an Idiot has arrived!

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56 minutes ago, TheVillageIdiot said:

Be afraid, an Idiot has arrived!

We are unafraid!!

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3 hours ago, Nathrangking said:

We are unafraid!!

That would be unwise, for you underestimate the power of my idiocy. I possess within me the power of all the idiots that have come before me. I embody the poor decisions, nonsensical banter, and knowledge of useless trivia from thousands of idiots throughout time. I am all of them, and they are all of me. I am the voice of calamity, everywhere I go I bring chaos and destruction. I am not simply “a” village idiot, i am “THE” village idiot. You should fear me, for my power knows no match.

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Just now, TheVillageIdiot said:

That would be unwise, for you underestimate the power of my idiocy. I possess within me the power of all the idiots that have come before me. I embody the poor decisions, nonsensical banter, and knowledge of useless trivia from thousands of idiots throughout time. I am all of them, and they are all of me. I am not simply “a” village idiot, i am “THE” village idiot. You should fear me, for my power knows no match.

and yet I am unfazed.

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2 minutes ago, Nathrangking said:

and yet I am unfazed.

Huh, that was, um, unexpected. Most people are afraid of idiots for they fear it will rub off on them. :P

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Just now, TheVillageIdiot said:

Huh, that was, um, unexpected. :P

*Produces a chocolate cake and hands it to @TheVillageIdiot.*

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1 minute ago, Nathrangking said:

*Produces a chocolate cake and hands it to @TheVillageIdiot.*

Thanks, *somehow makes the entire cake disappear into a pocket that is much too small*

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*wins against all odds*

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*wins against all numbers*

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*but not decimal points nor fractions*

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*Wins against all math.*

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*Simply Wins.*

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4 minutes ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

*wins in a complicated and confusing fashion*

*Wins in a middling fashion.*

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*wins more*

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*wins average of both*

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* WINS minutely.*

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As in, for a minute

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