Lunamor Posted August 25, 2019 Report Share Posted August 25, 2019 Spoiler *they all get vaporized/teleported to the middle of the sun within 2.4 seconds* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted August 25, 2019 Report Share Posted August 25, 2019 Spoiler *pulls a skull kid and summons moon to crash into opposing army* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted August 25, 2019 Report Share Posted August 25, 2019 Spoiler *moon gets blasted into pieces by Captain Marvel, the pieces teleported to deep space by Wong and Co.* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted August 25, 2019 Report Share Posted August 25, 2019 (edited) *snaps* *and becomes Mistborn Thanos* Edited August 25, 2019 by Truthless of Shinovar 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted August 25, 2019 Report Share Posted August 25, 2019 Spoiler *Wong opens up a portal that severs off his Infinity Gauntlet hand* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted August 25, 2019 Report Share Posted August 25, 2019 Spoiler *simply snaps all sorcerers out of existence before this can be achieved* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted August 25, 2019 Report Share Posted August 25, 2019 Spoiler *Captain Marvel blasts his hand off from behind* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted August 25, 2019 Report Share Posted August 25, 2019 Spoiler *simply snaps all everybody out of existence before this can be achieved* *is lonely* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted August 25, 2019 Report Share Posted August 25, 2019 Spoiler *you got what you deserve* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathrangking Posted August 25, 2019 Report Share Posted August 25, 2019 *Flash appears from the DC universe.* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted August 25, 2019 Report Share Posted August 25, 2019 (edited) Spoiler “You asked the universe for a prize, and it said no! You finally got what you deserved! You-“ *throws Gamora off cliff, and receives the soul stone* *default dances* Tv show flash or movie flash? Edited August 25, 2019 by Truthless of Shinovar 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted August 25, 2019 Report Share Posted August 25, 2019 Spoiler *fourth wall dies in fire* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted August 25, 2019 Report Share Posted August 25, 2019 *Thanos wins* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathrangking Posted August 25, 2019 Report Share Posted August 25, 2019 *Flash brings the justice league with him.* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted August 25, 2019 Report Share Posted August 25, 2019 *they are hated, despite saving the earth multiple times, because they’re bad actors* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathrangking Posted August 25, 2019 Report Share Posted August 25, 2019 *Christopher Reeve's Superman appears.* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted August 25, 2019 Report Share Posted August 25, 2019 *Epics appear, as they're the best superheroes* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted August 25, 2019 Report Share Posted August 25, 2019 (edited) *David flies around in circles in an attempt to impress Megan* *Megan just says that he looks like a deranged goose* Edited August 25, 2019 by Lunamor 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted August 25, 2019 Report Share Posted August 25, 2019 *David insists that he looks like a deranged goose in a ballet class* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted August 25, 2019 Report Share Posted August 25, 2019 *and that his moves are as elegant as a potato eating diamonds while committing arson* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted August 25, 2019 Report Share Posted August 25, 2019 12 minutes ago, Lunamor said: *and that his moves are as elegant as a potato eating diamonds while committing arson* Wait, explain that one? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted August 25, 2019 Report Share Posted August 25, 2019 5 minutes ago, AonEne said: Wait, explain that one? Potatoes were probably considered to by elegant by those in 18th century (I think) Ireland, as that was a huge part of their diet and one of the main factors governing their survival (eating is pretty important). Diamonds are inherently elegant, and eating them makes the potato a very rich potato if he can afford to waste them like that, and rich people tend to have very elegant mannerisms/clothing/houses/whatever. The arson is because nothing is more elegant than flames/destruction. I totally didn’t just make up this description in an attempt to give an entirely random metaphor some semblance of sense, not at all 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted August 25, 2019 Report Share Posted August 25, 2019 Well okay then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted August 25, 2019 Report Share Posted August 25, 2019 (edited) That metaphor was like a whole crowd of people with sandpaper attached to their shoes running around on fresh ice. In one word: “rough.” Edited August 25, 2019 by Truthless of Shinovar 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted August 25, 2019 Report Share Posted August 25, 2019 But it was a simile... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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