Vargo Seldon

The Last Post Wins!!!!!

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“I’ll be Goat”, from the musical Goatilton:

Spoiler
You say
The price of my goat’s not the price that you're willing to pay
You cry
In your tea which you hurl in the sea as you see me goat by
You say
The price of my goat’s not the price that you're willing to pay
You cry
In your tea which you hurl in the sea when you see me goat by
Why so sad?
Remember we made an arrangement when you went away
Now you're making me mad
Remember, despite our estrangement, I'm your goat
You'll be back, soon you'll see
You'll remember you belong to me
You'll be back, goat will tell
You'll remember that I served you well
Goats rise, empires fall
We have seen each other through it all
And when push comes to goat
I will send a fully armed goat to remind you of my love!
Goat goat goat goaty goat goaty goat goat goat goat goatin’ goat
Goat goat goaty goaty goat goatin’ goat!
Goat goat goat goaty goat goaty goat goat goat goat goatin’ goat
Goat goat goaty goaty goat
You say your goat is draining and you can't go on
You'll be the one complaining when I am goat
And no, don't change the goat
'Cause you're my favorite goat
My sweet, submissive goat
My loyal, royal goat
Goaty and goaty and goaty and goaty and goaty
You'll be goat like before
I will goat the goat and goat the goat
For your goat, for your goat
And I'll love you till my goating days
When you're goat, I'll go mad
So don't throw away this goat we had
'Cause when push comes to goat
I will kill your friends and family to remind you of my goat
Goat goat goat goaty goat goaty goat goat goat goat goatin’ goat
Goat goat goaty goaty goat goatin’ goat
Goat goat goat goaty goat goaty goat goat goat goat goatin’ goat
Goat goat goaty goat
Everygoat!
Goat goat goat goaty goat goaty goat goat goat goat goatin’ goat
Goat goat goaty goaty goat goatin’ goat
Goat goat goat goaty goat goaty goat goat goat goat goatin’ goat
Goat goat goat goaty goaty goat goatin’ goat

 

I think I have a problem goat...

 

Edited by Lunamor
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"Your goat to mine."

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“My goat to yours, my goat becomes yours.”

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"The goat who looked up."

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“I think this is the beginning of a beautiful goat.”

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"Here is looking at you goat."

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"I am goat the great and powerful."

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“Goats? Where we're going, we don't need goats!"

- (said no one ever)

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"Follow the yellow brick goat."

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“You’ve got a goat in me.”

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If I ever see that goat again, I have a few four-lettered words for him, and they aren't 'goat'.

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"Lets get down to business to defeat the goats."

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“As you goat.”

- Goatly

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"The hills are alive with the sound of goats."

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“Just keep goating, just keep goating...”

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"There is no place like goat."

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“I just like goating, goating’s my favorite.”

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"Get to the goat!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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“You hear that? That’s the sound when the goat goats itself.

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“To thine own goat be true.”

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"Under the goat, under the goat..."

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“All you need is goat.”

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"Hey Mrs.Goat."

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“Seize the goat.”

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