Vargo Seldon

The Last Post Wins!!!!!

11,308 posts in this topic

3 minutes ago, Vargo Seldon said:

Pretty much everything works here too.  

Looks like Luna beat me to it.

:ph34r:

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Kay, super random.

I went upstairs to ask when I should make creamed corn for dinner and guess what, my little brother had been whittling a stick and cut himself, really, really badly. So now I have to watch my little siblings 'cause my dad's at a dinner thing and my mom took my little brother to Urgent Care. Here we go, I guess.

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
2 minutes ago, Shard of Thought said:

Kay, super random.

I went upstairs to ask when I should make creamed corn for dinner and guess what, my little brother had been whittling a stick and cut himself, really, really badly. So now I have to watch my little siblings 'cause my dad's at a dinner thing and my mom took my little brother to Urgent Care. Here we go, I guess.

Oh no! Is he ok?

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
7 minutes ago, Shard of Thought said:

Kay, super random.

I went upstairs to ask when I should make creamed corn for dinner and guess what, my little brother had been whittling a stick and cut himself, really, really badly. So now I have to watch my little siblings 'cause my dad's at a dinner thing and my mom took my little brother to Urgent Care. Here we go, I guess.

Oof, good luck. I hope your brother is alright, I’ll keep him in my thoughts and prayers:(

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
9 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

Oh no! Is he ok?

Well, I wasn't there when it happened, but I cleaned up the blood and felt like a hemalurgist so... Apparently, he fainted three times. I think he'll be okay though. He's survived much worse than this. 

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
1 hour ago, Vargo Seldon said:
5 hours ago, Silva said:

 

See the thing is, I was using that as an example.  Yes, we can afford to have sub-par quality, but we don't.  And you don't taste the metal, that would compromise our ability to trick people into spiking themselves...quality.  

Why would you want a normal cookie––no matter how good––when you could have a cookie that's delicious and gives you superpowers?  Overall, we work harder on our products.  You don't know how much of a nightmare that cookie bindpoints are.  

Although technically, the cookie itself doesn't have bindpoints, the spikes have to optimally placed to enter the bindpoints in the mouth.  There's a whole science devoted to cookie hemalurgy.

THIS

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
2 hours ago, Vargo Seldon said:

Yes, we can afford to have sub-par quality, but we don't.

Mm, debatable.

2 hours ago, Shard of Thought said:

I went upstairs to ask when I should make creamed corn for dinner and guess what, my little brother had been whittling a stick and cut himself, really, really badly. So now I have to watch my little siblings 'cause my dad's at a dinner thing and my mom took my little brother to Urgent Care. Here we go, I guess.

Well, I wasn't there when it happened, but I cleaned up the blood and felt like a hemalurgist so... Apparently, he fainted three times. I think he'll be okay though. He's survived much worse than this. 

:wacko: I hope he ends up okay, Star.

1 hour ago, Ax's Boyfriend said:

THIS

Hey, no stealing my THIS.

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
1 minute ago, AonEne said:

Mm, debatable.

:wacko: I hope he ends up okay, Star.

Hey, no stealing my THIS.

He got back a little bit ago. He can't swim for the next ten days, but he's all right. Sure was a bit scary though. 

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
7 minutes ago, Shard of Thought said:

He got back a little bit ago. He can't swim for the next ten days, but he's all right. Sure was a bit scary though. 

Phew. Wait, where was this cut?

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Posted (edited)

1 minute ago, AonEne said:

Phew. Wait, where was this cut?

On his finger. He had appendicitis a few months ago, so this really wasn't that bad comparatively. 

Edited by Shard of Thought
0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
12 minutes ago, Shard of Thought said:

He got back a little bit ago. He can't swim for the next ten days, but he's all right. Sure was a bit scary though. 

Yay, glad he’s ok!

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
1 hour ago, Shard of Thought said:

On his finger. He had appendicitis a few months ago, so this really wasn't that bad comparatively. 

Oof

you have to remove the appendix when that happens, right?

Spoiler

Horrible pun warning

Spoiler

That would be horrible if the glossary says “see appendix” and it was removed...

Spoiler

I’m sorry

 

 

 

2

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
2 minutes ago, Doomstick said:

Oof

you have to remove the appendix when that happens, right?

  Reveal hidden contents

Horrible pun warning

  Reveal hidden contents

That would be horrible if the glossary says “see appendix” and it was removed...

  Reveal hidden contents

I’m sorry

 

 

 

Yeah, you do have to remove it. That scary thing was, though, we didn't know what it was until it had almost exploded. He was in the hospital for a long time.

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Just now, Shard of Thought said:

Yeah, you do have to remove it. That scary thing was, though, we didn't know what it was until it had almost exploded. He was in the hospital for a long time.

Scary

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Just now, Doomstick said:

Scary

Image result for slow nod gif

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
2 minutes ago, Shard of Thought said:

Image result for slow nod gif

*backs slowly away and picks up emulsion blender that is 4ish feet long*

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
1 minute ago, Doomstick said:

*backs slowly away and picks up emulsion blender that is 4ish feet long*

"And that, my friends, is the power of gifs."

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Posted (edited)

*makes a gallon of lemon curd in about five minutes after the ingredients are amassed**

”and that, my friends, is the power of oversized emulsion blenders”

*true story

EDIT: wow, that was fast

Edited by Doomstick
3

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Hi.

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Posted (edited)

Hi.

*wins*

*and then dabs because he feels like it*

Edited by Rosharan A.C.
1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Alright, let’s take it up a notch

*whips into the woah, which turns into a dab*

2

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
22 hours ago, Shard of Thought said:

Kay, super random.

I went upstairs to ask when I should make creamed corn for dinner and guess what, my little brother had been whittling a stick and cut himself, really, really badly. So now I have to watch my little siblings 'cause my dad's at a dinner thing and my mom took my little brother to Urgent Care. Here we go, I guess.

Hey look at that! I did the same thing to myself at a camp once. Chopped up my finger with a knife while whittling, bled all over my pants, and got driven off to the hospital. The worst part is, I didn't actually need stitches, but well, overprotective scout leaders who don't want to get sued. Anyway, that was in the past. Glad your brother ended up fine too.

1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
2 hours ago, Mushroom Catalog said:

...overprotective scout leaders who don't want to get sued.

Can you blame them? :P Also, I read 'sued' as 'scud'.

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

CHAOS IS A DRAGON NOW YOU GUYS

I DON’T KNOW WHY BUT HIS MOVING ON FROM BEING THE STORMFATHER REALLY MESSES WITH MY HEAD

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
3 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

CHAOS IS A DRAGON NOW YOU GUYS

I DON’T KNOW WHY BUT HIS MOVING ON FROM BEING THE STORMFATHER REALLY MESSES WITH MY HEAD

Ummm... what?

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!


Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.


Sign In Now

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    No registered users viewing this page.