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Imagine! It's happening! I just don't know when!

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I’m trying to think of something random to say, but nothing is coming to mind.

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PANCAKES ARE SUPERIOR TO WAFFLES, GUAC IS BETTER THAN SALSA, EGGNOG TRUMPS HOT CHOCOLATE

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5 minutes ago, Ark1002 said:

PANCAKES ARE SUPERIOR TO WAFFLES, GUAC IS BETTER THAN SALSA, EGGNOG TRUMPS HOT CHOCOLATE

BUT WAFFLES HAVE SYRUP POCKETS

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41 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

BUT WAFFLES HAVE SYRUP POCKETS

But are there 10 varieties of waffles that they eat in some cultures somewhere?

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1 minute ago, Ethan_Sedai said:

But are there 10 varieties of waffles that they eat in some cultures somewhere?

But... waffles are fluffier. You literally stir in egg whites. 

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Posted (edited)

Pancakes can be fluffy if cooked right!

I think.

besides, it’s a lot easier to make good chocolate chip pancakes than it is to make chocolate chip waffles.

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Just now, Ethan_Sedai said:

Pancakes can be fluffy if cooked right!

But that's incredibly hard. They're naturally more dense.

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Posted (edited)

3 hours ago, Shard of Thought said:

But that's incredibly hard. They're naturally more dense.

Yes, but they are still soft. You have to time it so exactly to get a soft waffle that isn’t undercooked. Otherwise the waffle are too crunchy.

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Today was a weird day. I ended up yelling “WE ARE NOT IN THE MATRIX!!!” at someone.

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2 hours ago, Lunamor said:

Today was a weird day. I ended up yelling “WE ARE NOT IN THE MATRIX!!!” at someone.

You can't just say that and not elaborate.  Details man, details.

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Can anybody else find that one thread where they talk about being able to bond cognitive shadows like Spren? I’m trying to search for it on my phone, but I can’t find it. 

I think a quote from it is 

“guys, I think I bonded a Spren, but he’s kind of weird...he keeps telling me I’m in his crew now and he has a plan.”

maybe.

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22 minutes ago, Alvron said:

You can't just say that and not elaborate.  Details man, details.

The guy I was talking to had been saying things all day such as “But how do you know it’s a brick? I could just look like a brick” and “But you can’t assume that is a person- it could be an alien wearing ceremonial garb”. At one point he said “This could all just be a digital simulation. You don’t know.” That finally pushed me over the edge, so I yelled at him “WE ARE NOT IN THE MATRIX!!!” It drew quite a few strange looks.

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Actually this universe is a matrix.

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Posted (edited)

1 minute ago, Karger said:

Actually this universe is a matrix.

Not that type of matrix :P

This type

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The matrix with a ridiculous amount of leather.

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Just now, Lunamor said:

Not that type of matrix :P

Much as I hate to say it I think our universe is a better matrix.

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Matrices are fun! 

Not really. I hate doing things with matrices, because of the way the coordinates of where things are in matrices, multiplying matrices is really weird, and I don’t know why the person who designed matrices designed them to be so weird. 

The class where I first learned about matrices, when we started the unit, the teacher said “matrices” and someone said “that sounds like a torture device.” We all laughed at the time, because we didn’t know that matrices actually were torture devices. 

Sorry, just a random rant raving at the madness that is matrices.

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A Beautiful Soul or @Lunamor's Death at Thought's Hands

Written by Star; A Teenager Who Was Bored In Her English Class and Was Exposed To a Half Sheet of Paper and a Pencil

 
 
 
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Luna was bleeding. He had run out of stormlight a few minutes ago. Thought held his mind in her hands while he stayed frozen under her scrutiny. Frozen, that is, save his weak trembling, but Thought didn't suppose that counted. He was so darling, so young. She almost didn't want to kill the poor thing. But then, he was in enough pain already. Better to put him out of his pathetic misery. Thought summoned her spear to her hand. At the sight of it, Luna squirmed against his bonds. He quieted, however, when she hushed in his mind. It happened unceremoniously; she simply shoved her spear through his heart, just like she had done to every challenger before him. His eyes went wide and scarlet blood dripped down his chest, vivid against the magenta of her blade. She watched him intently. Death was such an interesting prospect. The way his jaw went slack, how his cheeks went pale. How, despite it all, he retained his dignified youth. How utterly delicious. She removed her spear and, when he fell, caught his body in her arms, gently laying him on the grass. Rest, beautiful soul.

 

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2 hours ago, Ethan_Sedai said:

Can anybody else find that one thread where they talk about being able to bond cognitive shadows like Spren? I’m trying to search for it on my phone, but I can’t find it. 

I think a quote from it is 

“guys, I think I bonded a Spren, but he’s kind of weird...he keeps telling me I’m in his crew now and he has a plan.”

maybe.

*Wants to find thread*

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5 minutes ago, Ark1002 said:

*Wants to find thread*

I think it was from a WoB, if that helps.

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6 minutes ago, Shard of Thought said:

A Beautiful Soul or @Lunamor's Death at Thought's Hands

Written by Star; A Teenager Who Was Bored In Her English Class and Was Exposed To a Half Sheet of Paper and a Pencil

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Luna was bleeding. He had run out of stormlight a few minutes ago. Thought held his mind in her hands while he stayed frozen under her scrutiny. Frozen, that is, save his weak trembling, but Thought didn't suppose that counted. He was so darling, so young. She almost didn't want to kill the poor thing. But then, he was in enough pain already. Better to put him out of his pathetic misery. Thought summoned her spear to her hand. At the sight of it, Luna squirmed against his bonds. He quieted, however, when she hushed in his mind. It happened unceremoniously; she simply shoved her spear through his heart, just like she had done to every challenger before him. His eyes went wide and scarlet blood dripped down his chest, vivid against the magenta of her blade. She watched him intently. Death was such an interesting prospect. The way his jaw went slack, how his cheeks went pale. How, despite it all, he retained his dignified youth. How utterly delicious. She removed her spear and, when he fell, caught his body in her arms, gently laying him on the grass. Rest, beautiful soul.

 

*is confused*

How many times have your characters killed me now?

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1 minute ago, Lunamor said:

*is confused*

How many times have your characters killed me now?

*shrugs* I can only think of this one time on TLPW.

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Well, time and space were broken, so he could be referring to future times, as well.

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1 hour ago, Ethan_Sedai said:

Well, time and space were broken, so he could be referring to future times, as well.

well actually time and space don't exist cuz Balefire

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