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3 hours ago, Lunamor said:

This has been in the back of my mind for a while now:

Kelsier: Say hello to my little friend!

Vin: Stop introducing me to people like that!

I have so many of those...

 

The Crew: *talking among themselves*

Kelsier: Were you guys talking about me?

Dockson: Nope.

Kelsier: Okay, then let’s start this meeting.

Ham: Um, we were kind of in the middle of an important discussion.

Kelsier: That makes no sense. You just said that you weren't talking about me.

 

Spook: What is that, Kelsier?

Kelsier: Oh, that? That's a portrait of me.

Spook: Oh... I thought it was a mistwraith.

Kelsier: ...it's.... abstract art...

Spook: Okay.

 

Kelsier: Marsh?!

Marsh: Yeah?

Kelsier: Got any doritos?

Marsh: ... What?

 

Kelsier: I have appeared to you, oh loyal skaa, for I have made a great discovery.

Skaa Worshiper: Will it help us save the world, Lord Survivor?

Kelsier: No, but it will help you enjoy these last days.

Skaa: What is it?

Kelsier: Video games that you don't have the electricity to use.

 

Kelsier: Naaatza venya yamahezema ho!! (Lion King opening)

Marsh: What are you doing?

Kelsier: Chanting.

Marsh: ...Why?

Kelsier: Why not?

 

Marsh: *sitting at a desk*

Kelsier: *pokes his shoulder* Marsh. Marsh. Marsh. Marshy. Marshal. Marsh. Marsh. Marsh. Marsh. Marsh. Marsh. Ma-

Marsh: *throws down his pen* SHUT UP!

Kelsier: :D

 

Kelsier: It's not funny, Ruin, what you do to him. He's practically crippled now!

Ruin: I know! That's why it's so fun!

Fuzz: :mellow:

Kelsier: Alright, put 'em up, buddy.

 

"Finally, someone near the back of the room spoke. 'You're a fool,' the man said."

Me: DO YOU KNOW TO WHOM YOU SPEAK, SKAA?!

"'The Lord Ruler will kill you. You don't rebel against God in his own city.'

The room fell silent. Tense. Vin sat up as Breeze whispered to himself.

In the room, Kelsier stood quietly for a moment."

Me: Time to pull out the big guns...

"Finally, he reached up and pulled back the sleeves on his jacket, revealing the crisscrossed scars on his arms."

Me: Who's the fool now?!

"'The Lord Ruler is not out god,' he said quietly."

Me: That’s right! You are.

"'And he cannot kill me. He tried, but he failed. For I am the thing that he can never kill.'"

Me: SURVIVAAA!!!!!

"With that, Kelsier turned, walking from the room the way he had come."

Me: Mic drop. Eat that.

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2 hours ago, Shard of Thought said:

I have so many of those...

 

The Crew: *talking among themselves*

Kelsier: Were you guys talking about me?

Dockson: Nope.

Kelsier: Okay, then let’s start this meeting.

Ham: Um, we were kind of in the middle of an important discussion.

Kelsier: That makes no sense. You just said that you weren't talking about me.

 

Spook: What is that, Kelsier?

Kelsier: Oh, that? That's a portrait of me.

Spook: Oh... I thought it was a mistwraith.

Kelsier: ...it's.... abstract art...

Spook: Okay.

 

Kelsier: Marsh?!

Marsh: Yeah?

Kelsier: Got any doritos?

Marsh: ... What?

 

Kelsier: I have appeared to you, oh loyal skaa, for I have made a great discovery.

Skaa Worshiper: Will it help us save the world, Lord Survivor?

Kelsier: No, but it will help you enjoy these last days.

Skaa: What is it?

Kelsier: Video games that you don't have the electricity to use.

 

Kelsier: Naaatza venya yamahezema ho!! (Lion King opening)

Marsh: What are you doing?

Kelsier: Chanting.

Marsh: ...Why?

Kelsier: Why not?

 

Marsh: *sitting at a desk*

Kelsier: *pokes his shoulder* Marsh. Marsh. Marsh. Marshy. Marshal. Marsh. Marsh. Marsh. Marsh. Marsh. Marsh. Ma-

Marsh: *throws down his pen* SHUT UP!

Kelsier: :D

 

Kelsier: It's not funny, Ruin, what you do to him. He's practically crippled now!

Ruin: I know! That's why it's so fun!

Fuzz: :mellow:

Kelsier: Alright, put 'em up, buddy.

 

"Finally, someone near the back of the room spoke. 'You're a fool,' the man said."

Me: DO YOU KNOW TO WHOM YOU SPEAK, SKAA?!

"'The Lord Ruler will kill you. You don't rebel against God in his own city.'

The room fell silent. Tense. Vin sat up as Breeze whispered to himself.

In the room, Kelsier stood quietly for a moment."

Me: Time to pull out the big guns...

"Finally, he reached up and pulled back the sleeves on his jacket, revealing the crisscrossed scars on his arms."

Me: Who's the fool now?!

"'The Lord Ruler is not out god,' he said quietly."

Me: That’s right! You are.

"'And he cannot kill me. He tried, but he failed. For I am the thing that he can never kill.'"

Me: SURVIVAAA!!!!!

"With that, Kelsier turned, walking from the room the way he had come."

Me: Mic drop. Eat that.

 

32 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

Marasi: Wayne, why are you wearing a bonnet?

Wayne: Because popsicles in space.

Marasi: ...What?

Wayne: Triceratops beats shark.

^ One of the best welcomes I've ever gotten to the Shard, clearly.

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2 minutes ago, beantheboy12 said:

Wait! There are triceratops on Scadrial?

I don’t think so... that was just the first thing that came to mind. Trust Wayne to make up some random animal that can stab people. :P

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