The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood]

I attempt to slice of your head with a pizza cutter, "for good pizza!"

[Flaming Coinshot]

I deflect it with a pineapple and throw a pineapple at you like a spear. "For true good pizza!"

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood]

I shield it with pepperoni, I pull out a mushroom and throw it at your head.

[Flaming Coinshot]

I catch the mushroom, stick it in my mouth and hit you with a pineapple pizza.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood]

I grab the pizza throw it on the floor and throw a constant attack of olives towards you.

[Flaming Coinshot]

I slice them in half with pineapples and set up a pineapple machine gun.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood]

I grab a two mushrooms, paste them to the sides of my peporonii gun and shoot.

[PreciousNoodle]

This has become quite the war.

I do not wish to participate! *waves the white flag*

 

[Flaming Coinshot]

I block them with a disc of pineapple and shoot a pineapple at your pepperoni gun

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood]

my gun shatters but I pull out a sausage bomb, I through it at you.

[Flaming Coinshot]

First of all, "throw". Second of all, I throw my explosive pineapple at you.

[The One Ring]

Wow, the pineapple statement raise more attention than I thought

[Shard of Reading]

*Chanting slowly builds* Pineapples Pineapples Pineapples Pineapples Pineapples Pineapples PINEAPPLES PINEAPPLES!!!!!

[Flyingbooks]

*knocks down the pineapples that the chanting is making*

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood]

16 hours ago, Fireball300 said:

First of all, "throw". Second of all, I throw my explosive pineapple at you.

14 hours ago, The One Ring said:

Wow, the pineapple statement raise more attention than I thought

2 hours ago, Shard of Reading said:

*Chanting slowly builds* Pineapples Pineapples Pineapples Pineapples Pineapples Pineapples PINEAPPLES PINEAPPLES!!!!!

18 minutes ago, Flyingbooks said:

*knocks down the pineapples that the chanting is making*

I did say throw but stupid auto correct is stupid, *makes gigantic pizza without pineapple* "for the good of all pizza!" I use the pizza as a shield and a big piece of crust as a sword.

[Shard of Reading]

11 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

I did say throw but stupid auto correct is stupid, *makes gigantic pizza without pineapple* "for the good of all pizza!" I use the pizza as a shield and a big piece of crust as a sword.

*Uses pineapple necromancy to raise a army of little pineapple zombies to attack Thaidakar*

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood]

Just now, Shard of Reading said:

*Uses pineapple necromancy to raise a army of little pineapple zombies to attack Thaidakar*

*summons army of Pepperoni and sausage to defend my fortress of crust*

[Shard of Reading]

*Summons shardpineapple and rushes in to attack the fortress*

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood]

*uses pizza amberite sword and blade to defend the fortress*

[Shard of Reading]

Aha! You have fallen into my trap! Now if I could just remember what it was...

*Suddenly a giant pineapple rises into the air behind me. It begins to shoot little pineapple grenades*

Oh, right! That's what it was! Although how was that supposed to trap you? I could have just shot you out of your fortress with this anyway. Someone fire the pineapple's army strategic commander. Anyway... PINEAPPLES

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood]

I grab a piece of crust and throw it into the sky, it turns into a giant pizza with arms and legs, It charges at the giant pineapple.

my soldiers cheer. 

I laugh at you failing.

[Shard of Reading]

Actually, this was a double bluff the entire time!

*A giant pineapple rises out of the earth. Each step it takes makes the ground tremble. I laugh manically. Lightning flashes dramatically*

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood]

storm you!

*a giant spren pizza comes and destroys the pineapple* 

*meanwhile I throw grenades at your pineapples*

[Shard of Reading]

Tremble in fear inferior pizza toppings, for this is only part 3 in my 236 part master plan!

*Once again summons shardpineapple and attacks, stalling for time*

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood]

prepare for my plan to destroy pineapple forever!

* pulls out a glass knife and throws it at you*