Dragon Reborn Posted October 26, 2018 Report Share Posted October 26, 2018 So today in class one of my friends said he sexually identify’s as a mailbox. So a split second later I said at least you are a male. Safe to say the class got a good laugh. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ammanas Posted October 27, 2018 Report Share Posted October 27, 2018 I've got one: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am Pagliacci.” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pagliacci Posted October 27, 2018 Report Share Posted October 27, 2018 (edited) 4 hours ago, Ammanas said: I've got one: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am Pagliacci.” That sounds familiar. Edited October 27, 2018 by Pagliacci 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BooksBeforeDeath Posted December 13, 2018 Report Share Posted December 13, 2018 If you put together the first letter of each word, the term: A Lot Of Things breaks down to A lot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just a Lifetime Posted December 13, 2018 Report Share Posted December 13, 2018 1 hour ago, BooksBeforeDeath said: If you put together the first letter of each word, the term: A Lot Of Things breaks down to A lot. It's So Meta, Even This Acronym 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthweaver Posted December 13, 2018 Report Share Posted December 13, 2018 (edited) Today I overheard this conversation: Mom: "I want to see Mary Queen of Scots." Dad: "You can't, she's dead." Edited December 13, 2018 by Truthweaver 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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