+Ark1002 Posted November 13, 2018 Report Share Posted November 13, 2018 The man smiled, he had known this would happen. He hurried up again, nailing a new poster over the one just posted. Spoiler 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted November 13, 2018 Report Share Posted November 13, 2018 A passing Soulcaster turned the air underneath the noticeboard into a pile of $100 notes, proving the futility of trying to pay someone in the Alleyverse with Earth currency. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted November 13, 2018 Report Share Posted November 13, 2018 The man set those one fire, video taping it and sending it to the U.S. government. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archer Posted November 13, 2018 Report Share Posted November 13, 2018 An entrepreneurial man approached, and posted a picture and a notice. Spoiler You owe me 10 Emerald Broams. P.S. Don't look too closely at her, okay? Sure, she doesn't match the image on the wanted poster perfectly, but it's close enough. It's the bounty, Silva, what more could you want? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted November 13, 2018 Report Share Posted November 13, 2018 The Soulcaster Soulcast the fire back into more money, videotaping this and sending it to a lobbyist group in the U.S. Ensuring that no action by the U.S Government would ever be taken against the Alleyverse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted November 13, 2018 Report Share Posted November 13, 2018 Distantly, even more lawyers could be heard. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted November 13, 2018 Report Share Posted November 13, 2018 Thankfully, as has already been established, all lawyers are actually DA test subjects and so these lawyers were also simply working on a legal defense of the Alleyverse against any interference by the U.S. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted November 13, 2018 Report Share Posted November 13, 2018 6 minutes ago, Archer said: An entrepreneurial man approached, and posted a picture and a notice. Reveal hidden contents You owe me 10 Emerald Broams. P.S. Don't look too closely at her, okay? Sure, she doesn't match the image on the wanted poster perfectly, but it's close enough. It's the bounty, Silva, what more could you want? 10 emerald broams come out of the board as soon as the man leaves because of the fire and all that, but since he doesn't grab them, they go back in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted November 13, 2018 Report Share Posted November 13, 2018 The fire consumes the mans notice, leaving everything else untouched. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted November 13, 2018 Report Share Posted November 13, 2018 A woman (for variety ) comes up and puts this over the earlier notice about Silva: Spoiler Actually, we'll just hire someone by the hour to hunt down everyone who dislikes eggnog doesn't think eggnog is the greatest thing ever. Contact Liebrarians for specifics. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Life&Death Posted November 13, 2018 Report Share Posted November 13, 2018 A man puts up a notice. Spoiler We will pay double what the Liebrarians are paying eggnog hater hunters, to instead protect hot chocolate lovers and kill anyone who is pro-eggnog and against hot chocolate. Or chocolate in general. Contact the Grand Chocolate Master Mr Amber for details. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted November 13, 2018 Report Share Posted November 13, 2018 In the distance, a person objecting that the Liebrarians do not tell anyone what they pay, and thus nobody will be able to pay more specifically could be heard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted November 13, 2018 Report Share Posted November 13, 2018 A notice is put up beneath that. Spoiler We will pay double that to take the Liebrarian contract. -Arcturus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man moomba Posted November 13, 2018 Report Share Posted November 13, 2018 A man wearing a Guy Fawkes mask nailed a sign with a picure of salsa to the board. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted November 13, 2018 Report Share Posted November 13, 2018 An enterprising parchment-seller set up a stall nearby, hoping that the frequent replacement and hasty rewriting of signs would get her some extra business. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I think I am here. Posted November 13, 2018 Report Share Posted November 13, 2018 A really hungry man came up to the parchment seller and offered to buy all of the parchements to eat. He was very hungry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted November 13, 2018 Report Share Posted November 13, 2018 The parchment seller wondered why this man didn't just buy food, but wasn't going to talk someone out of a purchase. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre Posted November 13, 2018 Report Share Posted November 13, 2018 A tomato bounced along the ground like a tumbleweed, bouncing up and spatting against the Notice Board. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man moomba Posted November 13, 2018 Report Share Posted November 13, 2018 The man scooped the tomato off the ground and made salsa from it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre Posted November 13, 2018 Report Share Posted November 13, 2018 Then the man realized it was A POTATO THE WHOLE TIME!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacThorstenson Posted November 13, 2018 Report Share Posted November 13, 2018 (edited) A denizen walks up to the notice board and posts this message. Quote Do you need to disappear? Come to the DA for spirit web reconstruction! We will change Your spirit web so that no one can track you through it. Side affects do include dramatic appearance changes, but by the end of it, you will be able to completely disappear and no one will know who you were. Edited November 13, 2018 by MacThorstenson 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silva Posted November 13, 2018 Report Share Posted November 13, 2018 Someone stuck this sticky note on top. Spoiler I’m good. No thanks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted November 14, 2018 Report Share Posted November 14, 2018 Another sticky appeared on top of that one. Quote Your suggestion is noted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacThorstenson Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 An alcolyte posted this on the board. Quote Merry Christmas to all! The DA has been trying to capture a rouge experiment known as Santa Clause for quite a while, if you could please send any sightings of said experiment to the DACS department it would be much appreciated. If you happen to catch said individual, we would pay you for his efforts assuming he is alive. Assuming he actually eats all of the cookies that are placed out, he should have upward of a few trillion spikes in his digestive tract. Even the weakest Rioter could take him out. -Mac, Gentleman Hemalurgist 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man moomba Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 A mime nailed a notice reading: STOP THREAD NECROMACY to the board 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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