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[All Cosmere]Shadesmar(t)! The greatest shopping center in the Cosmere!

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Shardbarbers: the finest buzz cut you'll ever have.

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Ye Olde Madde Scientiste Shoppe:

Best selection of Death ray fabrials! Lifeless zombies for work and Shaod Hoed for that moaning flavour in your lair!

Steamworks from Scadrial! Screaming shardblades! MaiPon essence marks and Hemalurgic spikes to help those who cannot get the level of madness they want on their own, as well as spike-your-friend kits!

A limited-time offer: Voidspren and a Voidbringer spike - get into the groove of Spite!

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Sir? A glass of wine. Cosmenere grapes if you please.

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Don't forget to visit the bookstore:

 

100 Things I Hate About Being a Mercenary, by Denth

 

Destroying Evil For Dummies, by Nightblood

 

Returning to the Debates: A Study in Theology, by Lightsong the Bold.

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Oh I like those!

 

Read the full Way of Kings, Words of Radiance, and Book of Endless Pages at the the Booksmith, by Stormbinder!

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I want to read Raoden's advanced textbooks on Aonic theory.

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Raoden's Costume Shop.  A new costume with every change of shirt. 

Go naked without anyone knowing!

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Rosharan Almanac: Don't let the Everstorm catch you with your pants down! Be prepared!

 

And for the amateur historians among our customers, you can leave our store with a full collection of Cosmere autobiographies:

 

(Stormlight spoilers)

 

 

I Can't Go Back, by Kalak

 

Honor is Dead (Yes, Really), by Dalinar Kholin

 

I'm Just a Sweet Old Grandpa, by Taravangian

 

I am a Stick (author unknown)

 

Fire: Yes, Fire, by Taln

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KoboldKing, those are awesome!

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KoboldKing, those are awesome!

 

Thanks. :)

 

Someone else in the room suggested this one:

 

Healthcare for the New Millennium, by Taravangian.

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How about Encyclopaedia of Cousins by the Lopen. 

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Don't forget to visit the bookstore:

 

100 Things I Hate About Being a Mercenary, by Denth

 

Destroying Evil For Dummies, by Nightblood

 

Returning to the Debates: A Study in Theology, by Lightsong the Bold.

 

The Art of Proselytizing With Womanly Wiles - Blushweaver the Beautiful

 

From Ironstance to Windstance: A Duelist's Guide to Beating Shardbearers - Dictated by Adolin Kholin, written by Shallan Davar/Navani Kholin/Some Vorin female

 

How to Understand Human Lies - Pattern

 

The Horticulturalist's Manual of Shadesmar Plants - Wyndle

 

How to Catch Things Attempting to Kill You (Or Your Loved Ones) With Your Hands - Dictated by Dalinar Kholin, written by Navani Kholin

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surgebinder for a day.

magneto styled aluminum helmets for the x-men and sanderfans out there.

self writing span reed.

church of the stick banners.

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"I am a stick."

 

...boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. Shades-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Kondeon, Arelon. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop Shades-Mart. You got that?

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lightweaver stylist: can show you how you will look like in advance!

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Lifeless customer service: you command, we obey.

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Uh, CabbageHead, did you just reference "Army of Darkness"? Because that's awesome.

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Assuming there are machines that can replicate Allomantic powers....

 

Pushcarts--Cars that can fly by Steelpushing on metal plates in the ground, and on strategically positioned poles.

Coppercloaks--Hide those pulses!

StudyHall--Places where time moves more slowly, for those all night cramming sessions!

Tin-I hearing aids and glasses (Tinitis is a ringing in your ears).

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With the release of Oathbringer and White Sand Vol 2, and the new info from SoS and BoM, I thought it'd be fun to revive this thread.  We even got to see marketplaces in Shadesmar!  That was so fun!

What new things can we think of to sell at Shadesmar(t), the greatest shopping center in the Cosmere?  I'll start us off.

 

The Bead Fairy -- bring your own beads to be manifested by on site Lightweavers and Elsecallers!

Mandra rides!*

*Signed liability release forms stating that Shadesmar(t) will not be liable for falls from disappeared mandras are required.

Have You Seen Me?  Match your Shardblade to an existing dead-eye. 

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Hemalurgic cookies, (though i do not support them, with all those scammers they likely would) Necklaces with beads with all 16 metals, unbonded metalminds, rent-a-chull.

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oh, and a floating seon lantern, for those times when your arms are occupied in the dark. 

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1 hour ago, Prof said:

Hemalurgic cookies, (though i do not support them, with all those scammers they likely would) 

Very smart.

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