Harakeke Posted April 24, 2014 Report Share Posted April 24, 2014 "I am a stick." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted April 24, 2014 Report Share Posted April 24, 2014 Shardbarbers: the finest buzz cut you'll ever have. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satsuoni Posted April 24, 2014 Report Share Posted April 24, 2014 Ye Olde Madde Scientiste Shoppe: Best selection of Death ray fabrials! Lifeless zombies for work and Shaod Hoed for that moaning flavour in your lair! Steamworks from Scadrial! Screaming shardblades! MaiPon essence marks and Hemalurgic spikes to help those who cannot get the level of madness they want on their own, as well as spike-your-friend kits! A limited-time offer: Voidspren and a Voidbringer spike - get into the groove of Spite! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red032 Posted April 28, 2014 Report Share Posted April 28, 2014 Sir? A glass of wine. Cosmenere grapes if you please. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macvey Posted April 29, 2014 Report Share Posted April 29, 2014 hahaha Cosmere Carmenère. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted April 29, 2014 Report Share Posted April 29, 2014 Don't forget to visit the bookstore: 100 Things I Hate About Being a Mercenary, by Denth Destroying Evil For Dummies, by Nightblood Returning to the Debates: A Study in Theology, by Lightsong the Bold. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RShara Posted April 29, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2014 Oh I like those! Read the full Way of Kings, Words of Radiance, and Book of Endless Pages at the the Booksmith, by Stormbinder! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tempus Posted April 29, 2014 Report Share Posted April 29, 2014 I want to read Raoden's advanced textbooks on Aonic theory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RShara Posted April 29, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2014 Raoden's Costume Shop. A new costume with every change of shirt. Go naked without anyone knowing! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted April 29, 2014 Report Share Posted April 29, 2014 (edited) Rosharan Almanac: Don't let the Everstorm catch you with your pants down! Be prepared! And for the amateur historians among our customers, you can leave our store with a full collection of Cosmere autobiographies: (Stormlight spoilers) I Can't Go Back, by Kalak Honor is Dead (Yes, Really), by Dalinar Kholin I'm Just a Sweet Old Grandpa, by Taravangian I am a Stick (author unknown) Fire: Yes, Fire, by Taln Edited April 29, 2014 by Kobold King 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RShara Posted April 29, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2014 KoboldKing, those are awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted April 29, 2014 Report Share Posted April 29, 2014 KoboldKing, those are awesome! Thanks. Someone else in the room suggested this one: Healthcare for the New Millennium, by Taravangian. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aether Posted April 29, 2014 Report Share Posted April 29, 2014 How about Encyclopaedia of Cousins by the Lopen. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketek Posted April 29, 2014 Report Share Posted April 29, 2014 Don't forget to visit the bookstore: 100 Things I Hate About Being a Mercenary, by Denth Destroying Evil For Dummies, by Nightblood Returning to the Debates: A Study in Theology, by Lightsong the Bold. The Art of Proselytizing With Womanly Wiles - Blushweaver the Beautiful From Ironstance to Windstance: A Duelist's Guide to Beating Shardbearers - Dictated by Adolin Kholin, written by Shallan Davar/Navani Kholin/Some Vorin female How to Understand Human Lies - Pattern The Horticulturalist's Manual of Shadesmar Plants - Wyndle How to Catch Things Attempting to Kill You (Or Your Loved Ones) With Your Hands - Dictated by Dalinar Kholin, written by Navani Kholin 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matrim Bloody Cauthon Posted April 29, 2014 Report Share Posted April 29, 2014 (edited) surgebinder for a day. magneto styled aluminum helmets for the x-men and sanderfans out there. self writing span reed. church of the stick banners. Edited April 29, 2014 by Matrim Bloody Cauthon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageHead Posted May 4, 2014 Report Share Posted May 4, 2014 stick.jpg "I am a stick." ...boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. Shades-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Kondeon, Arelon. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop Shades-Mart. You got that? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starspren Posted May 9, 2014 Report Share Posted May 9, 2014 (edited) lightweaver stylist: can show you how you will look like in advance! Edited May 9, 2014 by Starspren 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasimir Posted May 9, 2014 Report Share Posted May 9, 2014 Lifeless customer service: you command, we obey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheArcanist Posted May 13, 2014 Report Share Posted May 13, 2014 Uh, CabbageHead, did you just reference "Army of Darkness"? Because that's awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RShara Posted May 15, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2014 (edited) Assuming there are machines that can replicate Allomantic powers.... Pushcarts--Cars that can fly by Steelpushing on metal plates in the ground, and on strategically positioned poles. Coppercloaks--Hide those pulses! StudyHall--Places where time moves more slowly, for those all night cramming sessions! Tin-I hearing aids and glasses (Tinitis is a ringing in your ears). Edited May 15, 2014 by RShara 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RShara Posted February 26, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2018 With the release of Oathbringer and White Sand Vol 2, and the new info from SoS and BoM, I thought it'd be fun to revive this thread. We even got to see marketplaces in Shadesmar! That was so fun! What new things can we think of to sell at Shadesmar(t), the greatest shopping center in the Cosmere? I'll start us off. The Bead Fairy -- bring your own beads to be manifested by on site Lightweavers and Elsecallers! Mandra rides!* *Signed liability release forms stating that Shadesmar(t) will not be liable for falls from disappeared mandras are required. Have You Seen Me? Match your Shardblade to an existing dead-eye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink Posted February 27, 2018 Report Share Posted February 27, 2018 Hemalurgic cookies, (though i do not support them, with all those scammers they likely would) Necklaces with beads with all 16 metals, unbonded metalminds, rent-a-chull. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink Posted February 27, 2018 Report Share Posted February 27, 2018 oh, and a floating seon lantern, for those times when your arms are occupied in the dark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calderis Posted February 27, 2018 Report Share Posted February 27, 2018 Fabrial fidget spinners 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ElephantEarwax Posted February 27, 2018 Report Share Posted February 27, 2018 1 hour ago, Prof said: Hemalurgic cookies, (though i do not support them, with all those scammers they likely would) Very smart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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