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[All Cosmere]Shadesmar(t)! The greatest shopping center in the Cosmere!

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Just for fun, if Shadesmar were Shadesmart, what kind of things do you think they'd sell?  And even better, what kind of advertisements and sales would they run?

 

Tuesday Two-For-One Shardblades.  Get 'em while they're hot!

Rent-An-Elsecaller for all your transportation needs.

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Cosmere-cocktails!

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And Marbles!

Marbles for all kinds of marble games you can think about.
Just take care! Sometimes the marbles may want to play by themselves.

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Crem-be-gone would be pretty helpful some places! Get Billyllib Mays on the phone!

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Spren repellent. ;)

 

The Syl thread is infecting other threads, it seems...

 

And they'd sell... A SHRUBBERY. 

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Ooh, I like Crem-Be-Gone.

 

Seeing-spren-glasses.

Coinshots/Lurchers as Metal detectors!  lol...

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Vacations to new, exotic planets!

 

Sip some juice while lounging by the Hallandren beach!

 

Go jungle trekking on the First of the Sun!

 

Discover wonders you've never seen in Elantris!

 

See a glimpse of the future on Elendel!

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I envision a Highstorm Hampsterball that is big enough for a person and durable enough to let you roll around in a highstorm.... you might get whipped around a good bit though... 

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Lerasium beads! Get your Lerasium beads here! Instant power that doesn't involving painful piercings.

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Soulstamps and Sticks, obviously.

Seons as the cosmere puppies, loyal until zombification.

Food grown with the progression Surge 100% free of pestizides and other chemicals.

Lightweavers for looks that impress the ladies.

Aluminium-foil hats (or full-body suites) against magic hazards.

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The funny thing is, the Aluminium-foik hats would actually work, if they were used properly.

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Some possible stores:

 

Piercing Emporium and Forgery Tattoos, hemalurgic spikes from 100% organic materials

Rent-a-Lifeless

Royal Locks Salon and Beauty Parlour

Lightweavers: Express Tailoring and Fashion

Soothers Spa

Shardpool Splashpark and World Slides

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Coinshot Coinery--Souvenirs for your trip to Shadesmar(t)

Elantrian Medical Center

Get in balance with Harmony's Yoga Shop

Silver's Weaponry-Certified against Vampires, Werewolves and Shades

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Honor's Blades-Learn to fly (a helicopter)!

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Atium Acupuncture (ask for the happy ending)

Awaken to Toys

Bloodseal Security

The Holy Order of Shu-Dereth  - Free copies of the writ inside

17th Shard Travel Agency

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Awakened Toys makes me want to reach for the brain bleach!

 

Oh hey.  Godking's Laundromat-Free Bleaching!

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Awakened Toys makes me want to reach for the brain bleach!

 

Oh hey.  Godking's Laundromat-Free Bleaching!

 

...And now I have to cut my eyes out with a knife because I just realized why you wanted brain bleach.

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The funny thing is, the Aluminium-foik hats would actually work, if they were used properly.

 

I cannot avoid the topic.

Aluminium foil hats are so Stephen King´s "Black House".

 

Back to our sales!

 

Dakhor Monk´s orthopedidic services!

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Sprenade: Pull the pin, count to three, no more, no less, not five, three--wait for the spren to swarm, and run.

MaiPon sculpture: each carefully-crafted masterpiece comes with a stamp of authenticity!

Kaladin's Sword of Honour: Touch it and be healed!

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Sprenade: Pull the pin, count to three, no more, no less, not five, three--wait for the spren to swarm, and run.

MaiPon sculpture: each carefully-crafted masterpiece comes with a stamp of authenticity!

Kaladin's Sword of Honour: Touch it and be healed!

"Kaladin's Sword of Honour"? "Touch it and be healed"? What, exactly, would this be selling?
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Shaggai, on 20 Apr 2014 - 03:51 AM, said:

"Kaladin's Sword of Honour"? "Touch it and be healed"? What, exactly, would this be selling?

What do you think? ;)

(Actually: Jezrien's Honorblade, now that he's the last character handling it. I spelled it with a 'u', because I forgot and unconsciously used British spelling. And I'm referring to the fact that taking the Honorblade grants access to Stormlight healing, even if it's delayed...)

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What do you think? ;)

(Actually: Jezrien's Honorblade, now that he's the last character handling it. I spelled it with a 'u', because I forgot and unconsciously used British spelling. And I'm referring to the fact that taking the Honorblade grants access to Stormlight healing, even if it's delayed...)

I know, I was joking.
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Shaggai, on 20 Apr 2014 - 04:30 AM, said:

I know, I was joking.

...this will teach me not to be on 17s at 4:30am. I'm sorry I missed it :/
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