+Ed Venture Posted April 4, 2019 Report Share Posted April 4, 2019 On 9/25/2018 at 3:42 AM, Sherlock Holmes said: Tie: Give your wearer persuasive ideas that would mutually benefit both parties involved. Beneficial for just the tie and the wearer right? Tie: Hey...don't drink any coffee this morning Sherlock: What? Why? Tie: Trust me. It'll be mutually beneficial to all the parties involved... Sherlock: Meh. You're just a tie. I don't need to listen to you! *goes downstairs and spills hot coffee all over himself and tie* Tie: I warned you! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Flamesinger Posted April 7, 2019 Report Share Posted April 7, 2019 The Planet: Give me the materials and the know how to make a teleporter! Teleporter: Teleport me home the moment School is out. Xbox: Turn on and load Halo Reach, Halo Master Chief Collection, or Halo 5 Guardians. Sisters Bed: Yell at my sister every 10 minutes on every full moon. Why Not? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteEmporer Posted April 24, 2019 Report Share Posted April 24, 2019 Let's just make Nightblood, but accidentally misspeak while giving the command. Result: an immensely powerful Shardblade with a single minded desire to destroy weevils. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsecaller_17.5 Posted July 3, 2019 Report Share Posted July 3, 2019 Great sword: Give strength to the righteous Scabbard: Define righteousness as I do and explain to the sword a more benevolent version of nightblood (hopefully). 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karger Posted July 3, 2019 Report Share Posted July 3, 2019 24 minutes ago, Truthwatcher_17.5 said: Great sword: Give strength to the righteous You have met Nightblood right? 25 minutes ago, Truthwatcher_17.5 said: Scabbard: Define righteousness as I do and explain to the sword Ahh. That is much better. But what happens if they are separated? And what if your definitions of righteousness become out of date? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+King of Herdaz Posted July 25, 2019 Report Share Posted July 25, 2019 Gloves: get things for me when I ask 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That Violin Guy Posted September 23, 2019 Report Share Posted September 23, 2019 Violin-Always be in tune, and tell me when I'm doing something wrong. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StanLemon Posted September 27, 2019 Report Share Posted September 27, 2019 Stick: Be Fire 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dancer Posted September 28, 2019 Report Share Posted September 28, 2019 Sunglasses: "see things in all wavelengths" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peng the Just Posted September 30, 2019 Report Share Posted September 30, 2019 Something similar came up years ago and I stand by what I said Sword: Sing. Poorly. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halyo_Alex Posted October 2, 2019 Report Share Posted October 2, 2019 An arm-shaped scarf, with the command "defend me". Just to really confuse everyone and to have a friend i can play rock paper scissors with. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgedancer_of_spirits Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 Mouthpiece: speak words that can go anywhere and are convincing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honorless Posted October 20, 2019 Report Share Posted October 20, 2019 (edited) A glove, "be as my hands and write for me" I chose a glove, instead of a pen so that it could also type Edited October 20, 2019 by Honorless 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FictionSpren Posted October 20, 2019 Report Share Posted October 20, 2019 Glasses: become Oculator lenses capeable of all oculator glasses powers Book: Become the book I wish you to be so I can read you and change at my will. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted November 2, 2019 Report Share Posted November 2, 2019 Armor: absorb investiture from others and use it to defend me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunu’anaki Posted November 5, 2019 Report Share Posted November 5, 2019 Laptop: Help me be happy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 5, 2019 Report Share Posted November 5, 2019 I just posted this in another topic, but could I give breaths to my hair, and use it as as self defense weapon without having to issue verbal commands? like it would know if I was cornered and being robbed? It could lash out like a scorpion tale and break someone's neck, or stab them in the head? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yvainnie Posted November 5, 2019 Report Share Posted November 5, 2019 5 4 hours ago, Enoshima Junko said: I just posted this in another topic, but could I give breaths to my hair, and use it as as self defense weapon without having to issue verbal commands? like it would know if I was cornered and being robbed? It could lash out like a scorpion tale and break someone's neck, or stab them in the head? So basically like Lian Nichang? white-haired demoness from Baifa Monü Zhuan....... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KandraAllomancer Posted November 21, 2019 Report Share Posted November 21, 2019 On 5.09.2018 at 1:43 AM, Calderis said: 3D printer: Replicate Hopefully I make a friendly replicator that can make anything I ask for, and not a horribly misguided self producing monster that destroys the world. And that's how you get fain life 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted November 21, 2019 Report Share Posted November 21, 2019 Sword: protect from evil Other sword: grant your wielder power Shield: protect good Other shield: protect your wielder Boots: Destroy depression 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Iron Posted November 21, 2019 Report Share Posted November 21, 2019 Sword: Splinter Shards Glove: Steal Investiture 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirWolfe Posted November 28, 2019 Report Share Posted November 28, 2019 To be a troll: -Elevator: Sound like you are about to fall apart -Pebble in a stream: Scream loudly (So people hear the screaming while taking a walk, but can't find out where it is coming from) -Doorknob: Shock people who touch you. -Brick: Scream loudly -100 Dollar bill: Stick to the ground More serious/practical/usable commands: -Sword: Insult the opponent/Cause emotional pain to the opponent -Stick: Be fire 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karger Posted November 28, 2019 Report Share Posted November 28, 2019 Stick remain a glorious stick. I have discovered the Stick's backstory! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted November 29, 2019 Report Share Posted November 29, 2019 21 hours ago, Ookla the Prolific said: Stick remain a glorious stick. A stick cannot be a type IV, as it was once alive. Type IVs are made out of metal, or some material that was never alive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karger Posted November 29, 2019 Report Share Posted November 29, 2019 3 minutes ago, Llstml said: A stick cannot be a type IV, as it was once alive. Type IVs are made out of metal, or some material that was never alive. A type four is an awakened object with sentience. I think there should be a way to make them out of living things. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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