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Okay, so I admit that the only reason I posted this was to get attention and let everyone know I'm semi-officially off hiatus. I feel like the title says it all, so I'm not going to go into details about motivations and stuff.

Well, maybe my motivations for posting this cancer. I did it because every other even remotely plausible ship (and many even less plausible ones) seemed to be taken, and nobody else seemed to be posting about this. Also, Kaladin seemed a bit lonely on his island of being an extremely screwed up grumpy woobie, so I figured I might as well give him company in that.

Please don't like this trash. The attention it generates is enough. You can discuss it if you want in the comment section below, though. That's what the comment section is for.

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4 minutes ago, CrazyRioter said:

My crackship for Venli is Renarin.

I normally don't do shipping of any kind, but I've been watching some cancerous YouTube channels like iSorrowproductions (his productions have nothing to do with shipping, instead, he just plays map games with people with funny mustaches trying to kill each other in them), and I'm pretty sure the cancer is contagious.

I don't know how I ended up deciding to express it with a crack ship, though...

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I also crackship Rlain and Jasnah. For some reason my brain likes to crackship Kholins with listeners.

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I like Kaladin and Khriss. No, I don't think it will ever happen, but if Kaladin and Shallan is never happening then I still see Kaladin with a scholar type. :)

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4 hours ago, The Allomantic Metalhead said:

I normally don't do shipping of any kind, but I've been watching some cancerous YouTube channels like iSorrowproductions (his productions have nothing to do with shipping, instead, he just plays map games with people with funny mustaches trying to kill each other in them), and I'm pretty sure the cancer is contagious.

I don't know how I ended up deciding to express it with a crack ship, though...

I feel like calling things cancer all the time is objectively worse than shipping :P

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2 hours ago, Vissy said:

I feel like calling things cancer all the time is objectively worse than shipping :P

ISP calls himself cancer all the time, but, yeah, I guess you're right

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9 hours ago, The Allomantic Metalhead said:

ISP calls himself cancer all the time, but, yeah, I guess you're right

Not sure what that has to do with Venli x Kaladin, but that does sound worse than this ship :ph34r:

Personally I'm more of a Shalladin or a Syladin or Kalah... Taradin... maybe Jasnadin too. Venli I feel is pretty much going to be out there doing her own thing during Book 4. Whereas Kaladin might find resolution to that romantic subplot during it elsewhere.

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I don't see Syl and Kaladin's relationship as romantic at all, it's more familial or a very close friendship. I'm not sure if spren do romance, generally.

I kind of feel like the foreshadowing is that Tarah will show up again and they will get back together, but I dunno.

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Yeah I think that is one of the likely contenders for things to happen during Book 4. 

Unless Venli swoops in and woos Kaladin before /during that :ph34r:

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I can't get excited about a ship unless it's somehow subversive in fandom, so I'm not sure how I feel about this one yet. Does it annoy anyone?

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21 hours ago, The Allomantic Metalhead said:

Please don't like this trash.

I refuse!

I think this isn't a bad ship tbh. Just not Syladin.

But nothing is Syladin.

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If you think Venli x Kaladin is the worst ship that's ever sailed this fandom, then you have yet to comprehend the true horror that is Moash x Leshwi.

Moashwi. Or worse, Leshwash... *shudders*

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Honestly if that's the worst ship in this fandom then we are lucky. I've seen ships the likes of which would give you nightmares in other fandoms.

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Don't think Kaladin is into Parshendi or their physical appearance. So far as who is shown that he likes anyways but hey we never know what people quirks are. 

Maybe Kaladin is into that kind of thing he doesn't know yet.

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Kaladin's been on so many ships by now, he no longer know if he's coming or going

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He's the only unattached main character at this point unless Szeth counts so it's not a surprise.

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Szeth is like twice his age so no, lmao.

Come to think of it we don't know how old Venli is exactly so it makes it a bit hard to ship her with anyone.

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On 28/08/2018 at 10:35 AM, Unlicensed Hemalurgist said:

If you think Venli x Kaladin is the worst ship that's ever sailed this fandom, then you have yet to comprehend the true horror that is Moash x Leshwi.

 

But have you considered Moash x Kaladin? Because that definitely already exists... 

 

Frantically shoves age difference between Jasnah and Shallan in a closet to hide from @CrazyRioter

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Kaladin X Kaladin (Kalaladin).

EDIT:

Mmmmm. Kaladin X Pattern (Paladin? Kattern?)

Kaladin X Cusicesh (Kalicesh, Cusadin)

Kaladin X Axies (Axadin)

Kaladin X Kelsier [if no one's said it!] (Kalsier, Keladin)

EDIT 2:

Kaladin X Adonalsium (Kaladonalsium, Adonaladin)

I did have a semi-rational suspicion that Kaladin might end up with Azure, due to mutual handy-with-a-weapon sentiments or what.

While I'm at it, though, Kaladin X Nightblood (no idea for a combo word) EDIT 3: Though a Syl/Nightblood relationship could be amusing (Nightphrena!)

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Honestly I don't like all 'real' Kalladin ships, and when I saw Venli x Kaladin in the title I hyped myself up :)

I just really want someone to help Kaladin, and for some reason Venli might be viable after her 'upgrates' are finished.

As of now as I write this post Venlidin is my Kaladin's OTP :D:D:D.

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I think this illustrates just how bad Kal needs a playmate. For those of you with a more unconventional bent, hows about Kaladin x Adolin?

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Just now, Bigmikey357 said:

I think this illustrates just how bad Kal needs a playmate. For those of you with a more unconventional bent, hows about Kaladin x Adolin?

Kaladin X Adolin is probably my secondary to Syladin.

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