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54 minutes ago, mathiau said:

@Voidus  thinking about our newest observer @The Hero of Masks

 

OH!!! Thats funny! Whoooooooooooooo! thats a good one! heh heh heh heh he hehheh heh heh heh heh heh heh..............................

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A few other about the [REDACTED] discussion

The Stranger and the girls

Everyone went interacting with Laurelai

Xanas, Mike and the HR

 

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Good evening Alleyverse! I present to you a parody of “Master of the House” from Les Miserables. Special thanks to @Fatebreaker for the chorus. Enjoy ;) 

Master of the Lab

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THE STRANGER

Welcome, my friend

Sit yourself down

I see you wandered

In from the town

You’ve heard the tales,

Slanderous tripe!

If you like Science

I’m just your type.

Seldom do you see

Honest men like me

A gent of good intent

Who's content to be

 

Master of the lab

Doling out the spikes

Baking all the cookies

Everybody likes

Here a little wink

There a little bite

Give a sudden upgrade to an acolyte ;)

Glad to do a friend a favor

Doesn't cost me to be nice

But nothing gets you nothing

Everything has got a little price!

 

Master of the lab

Keeper of the zoo

Ready to relieve 'em

Of a soul or two

Pewter from a Thug

Dakhor from a monk

I’ll compress some time

So I can get real drunk

Everybody loves a baker

Everybody smile and nod

I do whatever pleases

Me, cause I’m hemalurgic god!

 

CHORUS

 

Master of the lab

Quick to spike yer eye

Never wants a test subject 

To pass him by

Dark and grinning god

Breaker of the Fates

Scientist, Department Head,

And lifelong mate!

Everybody fears the Stranger

Everybody fears his Shade

But watch out for his bargains 

Or you’re sure to feel his deadly blade!


THE STRANGER

 

Enter my dear

Lay down right here

No it won’t hurt

Not much - never fear

Power you want?

Power you’ll get

Takes just a moment

No need to fret

Here the spike is placed

See the mallet rise

And nothing's overlooked

Till I'm satisfied...

 

Pain beyond compare

Pain beyond belief

Hope you fall unconscious 

For some light relief

Blood upon the floor

Blood all on the wall

Hope you like your frosting

It’s a free-for-all!

 

Denizens are more than welcome

Testing cage is occupied

Spikes with lovely charges

Plus some little extras on the side!

 

Charge 'em up with Tin

Sure to make you grin

Here’s some Gravitation from an honorspren 

Here a little slice

There a little cut

Don’t complain or he’ll Soulcast your airways shut 

When it comes to Hemalurgy

There are lots of tricks he knows

How it all increases

All those bits and pieces

Voids! But it’s amazing how it grows!

 

CHORUS
Master of the lab

Quick to spike yer eye

Never wants a test subject 

To pass him by

Dark and grinning god

Breaker of the Fates

Scientist, Department Head,

And lifelong mate!

Everybody knows the Stranger 

Everybody knows his Shade

He’ll kill you with a smile

In style, cause he’s a master of his trade!

 

LITA

I used to dream

That I would meet a prince

But God Beyond,

I absolutely prefer this.

`Master of the lab?’

Oh, you named him well

`Scientist, Department Head’

- and skilled as hell!

Cunning little brain

Keeps me up at night

Thinks he's quite a lover

And he’s god damn right

What a lovely turn of fortune 

Landing me with such a Shade

Lucky little Tineye

Grinning cause I know I’ve got it made!

 

CHORUS

Master of the lab.

Quick to spike your eye

Never wants a test subject 

To pass him by

Dark and grinning god

Breaker of the Fates

Chronocompressed whiskey-drinking

Inebriate!

Everybody bless the Stranger!

Everybody bless his Shade!

 

Everybody raise a spike! (woo!)

Cause he knows just what we like! (woo!)

Everybody raise a spike to the Master of the Lab!

 

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In a similar vein, and from the same convo, here's a parody on "Do you Hear the People Sing" from Les Miserables too:

Do you Hear the People Scream

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Do you hear the people scream?
Screaming the song of dying men?
It is the music of a people
Who will now our victims be
When the beating of their hearts
Echoes the beating of our spikes
There is a life about to end
When tomorrow comes!

Will you join in our crusade?
Who will be strong and stand with me?
Beyond the barricade
Is there a Spike you long to see?
Then join in the fright
That will give you the might to be free!

Do you hear the people scream?
Screaming the song of dying men?
It is the music of a people
Who will now our victims be
When the beating of their hearts
Echoes the beating of our spikes
There is a life about to end
When tomorrow comes!

Will you take all you can want
So that our science may advance
Some will die here in the sand
Will you stand up and take your chance?
The blood of our victims
Will water the spikes in their hearts!

Do you hear the people scream?
Screaming the song of dying men?
It is the music of a people
Who will now our victims be
When the beating of their hearts
Echoes the beating of our spikes
There is a life about to end
When tomorrow comes!

 

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On 3/24/2022 at 9:35 PM, ZincAboutIt said:

This feels more like a meme than actual art so here you go :P 

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Do you mind if I send your meme to friends?

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Behold! I cast Animate Dead on the Alleyverse Memes thread!

(D&D joke)

 

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