Ataraxian Wist Posted November 19, 2018 Report Share Posted November 19, 2018 Sazedezas: The power to be such a mediocre vanilla that other RL vanillas actually call him "Vanilla" without any knowledge of this forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted November 19, 2018 Report Share Posted November 19, 2018 1 minute ago, Voidus said: We are safe from corrupted!Twi. For now. Hide contents But wait, what if Twi's corruption is based around her love of pugs, so she uses her Epic powers to force other people to love pugs too or else be destroyed!?! Spoiler I miiiiiggghhhhht be biased on this, but it seems like forcing people to love pugs is kind of low on the Epic-evilness scale. Like if Obliteration used his powers to grill burgers on his bare chest and make the people of San Diego eat them instead of destroying cities. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted November 19, 2018 Report Share Posted November 19, 2018 Just now, TwiLyghtSansSparkles said: Hide contents I miiiiiggghhhhht be biased on this, but it seems like forcing people to love pugs is kind of low on the Epic-evilness scale. Like if Obliteration used his powers to grill burgers on his bare chest and make the people of San Diego eat them instead of destroying cities. Spoiler It would also be completely meaningless because everyone already loves them. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted November 19, 2018 Report Share Posted November 19, 2018 4 minutes ago, Voidus said: Hide contents It would also be completely meaningless because everyone already loves them. Spoiler Pugs, or Obliteration's chestburgers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted November 19, 2018 Report Share Posted November 19, 2018 2 minutes ago, TwiLyghtSansSparkles said: Reveal hidden contents Pugs, or Obliteration's chestburgers? Spoiler Well I guess both. Although I think peoples admiration for Obliterations Chestburgers would depend upon his personal hygiene. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted November 19, 2018 Report Share Posted November 19, 2018 Just now, Voidus said: Hide contents Well I guess both. Although I think peoples admiration for Obliterations Chestburgers would depend upon his personal hygiene. Spoiler Thought so. Though yes, if he showers regularly, people will take much more kindly to his burgers, no matter how explosive their flavor happens to be. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted November 19, 2018 Report Share Posted November 19, 2018 You know I hadn't realized it before now, but it just didn't feel right having a Questions thread that hadn't yet had the possibility of Obliteration grilling hamburgers on his chest/abs discussed. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted November 19, 2018 Report Share Posted November 19, 2018 14 minutes ago, Voidus said: You know I hadn't realized it before now, but it just didn't feel right having a Questions thread that hadn't yet had the possibility of Obliteration grilling hamburgers on his chest/abs discussed. He could cook pancakes too, come to think of it. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted November 19, 2018 Report Share Posted November 19, 2018 The possibilities are endless! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hemalurgic Headshot Posted November 19, 2018 Report Share Posted November 19, 2018 Are we waiting on Nate to make an appearance at Destination Doughnuts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted November 19, 2018 Report Share Posted November 19, 2018 8 minutes ago, Hemalurgic Headshot said: Are we waiting on Nate to make an appearance at Destination Doughnuts? I believe so, yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted November 19, 2018 Report Share Posted November 19, 2018 But if Twi is already corrupted.... That would mean that a not corrupted Twi would just be so enormously pure that the universe would explode into love and rainbows. Good thing she's corrupted. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted November 19, 2018 Report Share Posted November 19, 2018 I want to make a short story about Obliteration chestburgers now... Fighting urge... Okay, bye, see you next week. Ima write a story. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrakeMarshall Posted November 19, 2018 Report Share Posted November 19, 2018 7 minutes ago, Badadah said: I want to make a short story about Obliteration chestburgers now... Fighting urge... Okay, bye, see you next week. Ima write a story. I mean, we do have Riley in Edmonton, who would theoretically be capable of the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hemalurgic Headshot Posted November 19, 2018 Report Share Posted November 19, 2018 33 minutes ago, Drake Marshall said: I mean, we do have Riley in Edmonton, who would theoretically be capable of the same. Riley chestburgers... such a strange thought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the winter system Posted November 20, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 20, 2018 21 hours ago, Voidus said: Confirmed Epic abilities: Twi - The power to get all of the upvotes. Literally all of them. (It could be argued that her actual Epic power is being awesome and writing amazing characters and that this is merely a side effect) Edge - The power to garner universal hatred of a character and yet not have anyone actively attempt to kill him in any serious manner. Somehow. Winter - The ability to instantly find the story with the most amount of 'nope's. It's possible that this is Red's ability and not Winter's given that Kokichi's story has so far involved no slavery to sadistic Epics. Voidus: The power to turn literally anything into an Epic profile. Also the power to never think of a good name for Epics. TYP: The ability to confuse Voidus because my post count doesn't match everyone else's so TYP is frequently not the person who starts a new page for me. But there's a sadistic human! And also there will be slavery to sadistic Epics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted November 20, 2018 Report Share Posted November 20, 2018 I thought you all would like to know that I asked my boss what she would do if she went to the store with a craving for Cocoa Puffs and found they were out. She said she would buy a donut. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the winter system Posted November 22, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2018 On 11/20/2018 at 5:03 PM, TwiLyghtSansSparkles said: I thought you all would like to know that I asked my boss what she would do if she went to the store with a craving for Cocoa Puffs and found they were out. She said she would buy a donut. All this talk of food makes me hungry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted November 22, 2018 Report Share Posted November 22, 2018 3 minutes ago, winter devotion said: All this talk of food makes me hungry. Good thing it's Thanksgiving? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Young Pyromancer Posted November 22, 2018 Report Share Posted November 22, 2018 My cousin says to tell you "don't let your memes be dreams." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted November 22, 2018 Report Share Posted November 22, 2018 4 hours ago, TwiLyghtSansSparkles said: Good thing it's Thanksgiving? Correct. In hungry too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the winter system Posted November 23, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2018 6 hours ago, The Young Pyromancer said: My cousin says to tell you "don't let your memes be dreams." Voidus: An Epic whose weakness is memes, go! (Their nemesis is Kokichi, who, upon discovering this went, "guess you'll die.") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted November 23, 2018 Report Share Posted November 23, 2018 2 minutes ago, winter devotion said: Voidus: An Epic whose weakness is memes, go! (Their nemesis is Kokichi, who, upon discovering this went, "guess you'll die.") While I'm over here trying to work out what kind of Emotionally Scarring Backstory™ would involve memes to a traumatic degree. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted November 23, 2018 Report Share Posted November 23, 2018 At work with no Epic files on me On the fly creation it is then: Name: Newsflash Primary: The ability to create an intense compulsion in people to read any piece of text that he hands them, this is almost completely irresistible and people have been known to continue reading small pamphlets over and over again until eventually starving to death while under the influence of this power. Secondary:Can instantly close the distance between himself and anyone in his line of sight if he attempts to hand them a piece of literature. History: Pre-Calamity they were a blogger who spent a great deal of their time trying to write their thoughts on some of the most prevalent political and economic issues of the day, however their comments section had a serious trolling problem and 90% of all comments consisted of memes being reposted. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted November 23, 2018 Report Share Posted November 23, 2018 2 minutes ago, Voidus said: At work with no Epic files on me On the fly creation it is then: Name: Newsflash Primary: The ability to create an intense compulsion in people to read any piece of text that he hands them, this is almost completely irresistible and people have been known to continue reading small pamphlets over and over again until eventually starving to death while under the influence of this power. Secondary:Can instantly close the distance between himself and anyone in his line of sight if he attempts to hand them a piece of literature. History: Pre-Calamity they were a blogger who spent a great deal of their time trying to write their thoughts on some of the most prevalent political and economic issues of the day, however their comments section had a serious trolling problem and 90% of all comments consisted of memes being reposted. Literature teacher: FINALLY! A way to get students to finish assigned reading willingly! Look! Look at that student over there! Just yesterday she was refusing to read The Scarlet Letter, and now she can't put it down! Newsflash, you and I are going to make one heck of a— Student: Spoiler Student: lol it's Reverend Dimmesdale Teacher: Aw, see? She's getting so into it—Newsflash? You okay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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