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The Stick cannot be pushed, it is simply the Stick. Any attempt at changing the stick will simply result in "I am a Stick".

 

Ah, but the Stick can be pushed.  This does not change its essential Stick-ness.  A lesson for all of us.

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  • 4 months later...

Oh say can you see,

By the dawn's early light,

What so proudly we hailed by the twilight's last gleaming,

AND THE STI-ICK'S BEING A STICK!

THE STI-ICK STICKNESS!

SHOWED PROOF THROUGH THE NIIIIGHT THAT THE STICK WAS STILL STICKY!

 

OH SAY DOES THAT STIIIIIIIIIICK YET BE?

O'ER THE LAND OF THE STIIIIIIIIIIICKS!

AND THE HOME OF THE TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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I have found truth. I have found peace. I have found Stick.

 

We should all try to be like Stick. He teaches us not to change for those evil Firebringers, but to remain as our true selves. As sticks, united in maintaining and spreading the word of Stick.

 

I AM A STICK.

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If you can't find them within you, then you're not yet ready. But as a sage mystic in this church, I will say that they involve affirming your identity as a splinter of wood. ;)

 

I am a Stick

Thou Shalt not become fire

Thou Shalt remain a Stick

Thou Shalt smite the Firebringers

I am a Stick

 

 

Also, these

 

1. Stick before fire. Stick before fire. Stick still before fire.

2. Thou art a stick.

3. Thou art not fire.

4. Thou shalt be a stick, even when others claim thou art fire.

5. Thou shalt stand firm in thy belief of stickdom. 

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What are thine oaths to become a Stickbinder?

 

 

If you can't find them within you, then you're not yet ready. But as a sage mystic in this church, I will say that they involve affirming your identity as a splinter of wood. ;)

 

I am a stick.

I am a stick.

I am a stick.

I am a stick?

I.  AM.  A.  STICK.

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IAMASTICKCITSAMAI v Jasnah:

Round 1:
I am a Stick.
You will change.
Round 2:
I am a Stick.
You will change.
Round 3:
I am a Stick.
You will change.
Round 4:
I am a Stick.
You will change.

Round 5:
I am a Stick.
You will change.
... 
If each round ends in half the time as the previous round, what is the end result?

Stick: I am a Stick.
Jasnah: I am not a Stick.
Stick: I am a Stick.
Jasnah: Stick means Fire. Are you a Stick?
Stick: I am a Stick.
Jasnah: Therefore you are fire. All Stick is Fire.
Stick: I am a Stick.
Jasnah: You won't change. You will stay like you are. Fire.
Stick: I am a Stick.
Jasnah: A burning Stick.
Stick: I am --
Jasnah: Not
Stick -- a Stick
Jasnah: but Fire instead.
???

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