Aether Posted April 26, 2014 Report Share Posted April 26, 2014 I find it somewhat hilarious that Stick just became an Awakened Object. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaggai Posted April 26, 2014 Report Share Posted April 26, 2014 (edited) I find it somewhat hilarious that Stick just became an Awakened Object. The post is gone! What happened? Edit: Looks like all of Stick's posts are gone. Maybe they got classified as spam. Edited April 26, 2014 by Shaggai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmingly Posted April 26, 2014 Report Share Posted April 26, 2014 Our holy Stick has been driven into hiding by the heretic Moderators! But do not fear; he lives on in our hearts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Star Posted April 26, 2014 Report Share Posted April 26, 2014 The post is gone! What happened? Edit: Looks like all of Stick's posts are gone. Maybe they got classified as spam. Storming spamspren Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaellok Posted April 26, 2014 Report Share Posted April 26, 2014 Storming spamspren Still better than spamming stormspren. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaggai Posted April 27, 2014 Report Share Posted April 27, 2014 Still better than spamming stormspren. Kelek's Breath, I think we just figured out where spambots come from! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Kobold King Posted April 27, 2014 Popular Post Report Share Posted April 27, 2014 Kelek's Breath, I think we just figured out where spambots come from! So... what happens if a Parshendi bonds with a spambot? Listener Song of Secrets 53rd Stanza Trollform for spamming, fostering ire You must trust not, for all are liars. Find these spren, you will be banned, For moderators frown on them Think of them dust, naught but crem Beware their posts, their hateful speech. 20 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Star Posted April 27, 2014 Report Share Posted April 27, 2014 So... what happens if a Parshendi bonds with a spambot? Listener Song of Secrets 53rd Stanza Trollform for spamming, fostering ire You must trust not, for all are liars. Find these spren, you will be banned, For moderators frown on them Think of them dust, naught but crem Beware their posts, their hateful speech. Nice. My turn. Stickform: I am a Stick. I am a Stick. I was not a stick, but now I am a Stick. They are not yet sticks but they shall be Sticks. We must become sticks, we will become Sticks. You will be a Stick, and a Stick you shall be. All must be Sticks, and Sticks must be all. I am a Stick. I am a Stick. 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happyman Posted April 27, 2014 Report Share Posted April 27, 2014 I like the beginning and end, Patrick, but I'm not sure of the innovations in the middle. More seriously, good one. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LSU Tiger Posted April 27, 2014 Report Share Posted April 27, 2014 Stick is far to self aware to be awakened. Anyone who tried would find themselves breathless. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alylime Posted April 30, 2014 Report Share Posted April 30, 2014 A Holy Relic!https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=632462813510805&set=a.275543499202740.64355.240775436012880&type=1&theater 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lookingglass Posted May 1, 2014 Report Share Posted May 1, 2014 A Holy Relic! https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=632462813510805&set=a.275543499202740.64355.240775436012880&type=1&theater I think this should be the official symbol of the church of the Stick! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maffu17 Posted May 2, 2014 Report Share Posted May 2, 2014 A Holy Relic! https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=632462813510805&set=a.275543499202740.64355.240775436012880&type=1&theater It's been posted back on page 4 already, I only mention this because you may also have missed the excellent artwork on page 2, which is well worth a gander. That stick always makes me smile. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maffu17 Posted May 11, 2014 Report Share Posted May 11, 2014 Happiest fence post in the world! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Star Posted May 11, 2014 Report Share Posted May 11, 2014 Happiest fence post in the world! Noooooooooooooooo!!!!! They turned him from a stick to a fence!!! The horror!!! The stickmanity!!! The firebringers will pay for this!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fifth of Daybreak Posted May 16, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2014 I've finally managed to turn my brother onto Brandon Sanderson, and as he's been reading through them, I've been getting update texts on his favorite parts. He finally started reading WoR a few days ago. Yesterday night I got this text, and I literally did a dance for joy: "I think Pattern is my favorite character right now. And I loved the soulcast conversation: "I am a stick" "but you could be fire" "I am a stick."" I had similar squeals of joy when he texted me during his read of WoA saying how much he loved the "He ate my horse line." The word of the stick shall be spread! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyfariel Posted May 27, 2014 Report Share Posted May 27, 2014 May...May I become a stick? I would love ever so much to become a stick! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaellok Posted May 27, 2014 Report Share Posted May 27, 2014 May...May I become a stick? I would love ever so much to become a stick! One doesn't ask to become a Stick. Know that being true to oneself, regardless of the pressures applied by others, is of the Stick. As is beating people with a Stick. Contemplate on these lessons as you strive towards the Truth of Stick. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cstryon Posted May 27, 2014 Report Share Posted May 27, 2014 The Ten Wisdoms of the Stick: 1: I am a stick. 2: I am a stick. 3: I am a Stick. 4: I am a stick? 5: I am a stick! 6: I am a stick. 7: Stick am I? 8: Stick I am. 9: I am a stick. 10: I am a stick. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted May 27, 2014 Report Share Posted May 27, 2014 The Ten Wisdoms of the Stick: 1: I am a stick. 2: I am a stick. 3: I am a Stick. 4: I am a stick? 5: I am a stick! 6: I am a stick. 7: Stick am I? 8: Stick I am. 9: I am a stick. 10: I am a stick. Teaching #8 helped me through a difficult time of my life. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaellok Posted May 27, 2014 Report Share Posted May 27, 2014 I stick, therefore I am. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Posted May 28, 2014 Report Share Posted May 28, 2014 Alcatraz doesn't turn into a popsicle, he turns into a posicle stick! "I'm Chuck Norris, when I do push ups I don't push myself up, I push the world down." "I am a Stick" "I bow before you, mighty stick." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happyman Posted May 28, 2014 Report Share Posted May 28, 2014 Teaching #8 helped me through a difficult time of my life. Yoda: If a stick you are, the a stick remain you must. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamma Fiend Posted June 10, 2014 Report Share Posted June 10, 2014 Fellow Brethren of the Church of The Stick! For those unaware, deep in the bowels of the 17th Shard Forum, in the Guilds and Faction sub-forum, there have been many new Factions springing to life, spreading their Idol's Doctrines and marching to war.But WE know who the true Idol is. For he is Stick. And he is, and always will be a Stick. We know this divine, unwavering nature is to be reveled above all else.I have made a Call to Arms for my fellow kin of the Church to join me on the battlefield and spread the word of Stick! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbone5711 Posted June 11, 2014 Report Share Posted June 11, 2014 I am a late comer to the Church of Stick...but I come bearing tidings of great joy! Our Lord and Savior Stick has been made flesh! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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