DreamEternal Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 Dude. In, like, a thousand days, there's gonna be this... 4evastorm, and it's gonna be radical. Arrrgh! It is here! They are crawling on my brain! The metal, the metal! We are dead!!! *goes uncouncious from overdose* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Heir of the Void Posted January 12, 2016 Author Popular Post Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 Arrrgh! It is here! They are crawling on my brain! The metal, the metal! We are dead!!! *goes uncouncious from overdose* RENARIN: You know man, it's great to finally meet someone who actually knows how to run a kingdom. RASHEK: Yeah, that Elocar guy sounds like rusting moron. You want another hit? RENARIN: Don't mind if I do... (RENARIN takes a hit of ATIUM) RENARIN: And now my sword starts screamin' at me and... I don't know, some days. RASHEK: This one time I had a sword that was all 'Destroy Evil' and I just couldn't handle that ash. RENARIN: And now we've got that big fight with those red guys comming up and I still can't do crem... RASHEK: Want to borrow a few thousand Koloss? I got a bunch of 'em runnin around... RENARIN: Nah man, too many questions. 27 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeterAhlstrom Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 Yay! 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamEternal Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 My favorite part is the sci-fi mismatch in the Bridge Four scenes. "Hexagramic wards are breaking down." . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heir of the Void Posted January 12, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 My favorite part is the sci-fi mismatch in the Bridge Four scenes. "Hexagramic wards are breaking down." . I like the part where Kaladin built a suit of power armor (bridgeplate?) in a chasm with a pile of bodies. As for the sci-fi mish-mash... Kaladin had a really, really weird life in the four years between Tien dying and killing Davar (and subsequently becoming a slave). 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamEternal Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 I like the part where Kaladin built a suit of power armor (bridgeplate?) in a chasm with a pile of bodies. As for the sci-fi mish-mash... Kaladin had a really, really weird life in the four years between Tien dying and killing Davar (and subsequently becoming a slave). Well, he probably had learned much if it before joining the army, considering evil!Lirin has a surgical chainsword and Tien discovered fissionspren.I wouldn't put it past him to create his own script based on those stellar sequencies he talked about in order to write that book of his. Or to use gravitation to travel faster than light and introduce Rashek and Renarin to one another . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heir of the Void Posted January 12, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 Well, he probably had learned much if it before joining the army, considering evil!Lirin has a surgical chainsword and Tien discovered fissionspren. I wouldn't put it past him to create his own script based on those stellar sequencies he talked about in order to write that book of his. Or to use gravitation to travel faster than light and introduce Rashek and Renarin to one another . Huh. Albecurrie Lashing? evil!Lirin is... Well, put it this way. Mr. T has a lot of expenses, and the Palanaeum entry fees and other revenue don't cover all of them. He had to make some money with exports. And the stellar sequences are basically fusion reactions; the biggest ones are the proton-proton chain in Main Sequence stars, and the CNO (carbon-nitrogen-oxygen) cycle in the larger ones. The book was a spot of dark humor. It has nothing to do with fusion. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lookingglass Posted January 16, 2016 Report Share Posted January 16, 2016 (edited) RENARIN: You know man, it's great to finally meet someone who actually knows how to run a kingdom. RASHEK: Yeah, that Elocar guy sounds like rusting moron. You want another hit? RENARIN: Don't mind if I do... (RENARIN takes a hit of ATIUM) RENARIN: And now my sword starts screamin' at me and... I don't know, some days. RASHEK: This one time I had a sword that was all 'Destroy Evil' and I just couldn't handle that ash. RENARIN: And now we've got that big fight with those red guys comming up and I still can't do crem... RASHEK: Want to borrow a few thousand Koloss? I got a bunch of 'em runnin around... RENARIN: Nah man, too many questions. So is this our introduction to "It's a Hard Shard Life: The Choronicles of the 17th Shard and other Worldhoppers"? Edited January 16, 2016 by lookingglass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarolaDavar Posted January 20, 2016 Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 NEED MORE!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarolaDavar Posted January 20, 2016 Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 Are other people allowed to do this for other books? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heir of the Void Posted January 20, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 Are other people allowed to do this for other books? If you'd like, you're welcome to as long as you can fight off my army of high-visibility ninja assassins. What were you thinking of doing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarolaDavar Posted January 20, 2016 Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 Perhaps doing a Mistborn one? Or Steelheart? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shardbearer Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 I think I missed most of the references in this latest one... Still funny though. I am a bit disappointment that Kaladin didn't volunteer as a tribute in Tien's place for the Reckoning Games, though... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heir of the Void Posted January 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 I think I missed most of the references in this latest one... Still funny though. It was... harder to make this part funny. I was really reaching in a lot of places. I am a bit disappointment that Kaladin didn't volunteer as a tribute in Tien's place for the Reckoning Games, though... He didn't do that, because that would be terrible. Perhaps doing a Mistborn one? Or Steelheart? I had some plans for Mistborn, specifically The Hero of Ages 18-24. Excerpt: Elend considered what he knew about the Koloss. They ranged from five to twelve feet tall, and had a fairly short life expectancy; their 'kulture', such as it was, came down brutally on even minor breaches of etiquette, and any who survived that would die of heart failure as they grew. Their monocles could project a devastating blast of energy, and while it's effective range was no more than a few feet, it's a brutal power made fighting the Koloss difficult for ordinary men. The size of a Koloss population could be controlled by manipulating the number of monocles and top hats available... He frowned. Why was he thinking about anthropology at a time like this? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarolaDavar Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 Hrm....... how do you even come up with this stuff? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heir of the Void Posted January 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 Hrm....... how do you even come up with this stuff? I... I don't know... I'm scared. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natc Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 I suppose some people have a natural talent for producing Wayne logic. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarolaDavar Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 guys, I'm a decent comic artist.... what if i turned this entire thing into a few comic strips?(I'd just use what's already been posted) 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heir of the Void Posted January 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 guys, I'm a decent comic artist.... what if i turned this entire thing into a few comic strips?(I'd just use what's already been posted) Buddy, look at me. Look at me. Yes. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarolaDavar Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 (edited) YEAH I"M DOING THIS (Though it may take a while, and it won't be even close to perfect ) Edited January 21, 2016 by CarolaDavar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heir of the Void Posted January 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 YEAH I"M DOING THIS (Though it may take a while, and it won't be even close to perfect ) Well, you can use the orignial jokes, or your own if you have any ideas, or I could probably come up with more stupid. Basically, Kaladin and Renarin are the sane/competent ones (relatively speaking), Shallan has a very selective memory, resulting in alarmingly frequent segmentation faults, Dalinar... Has mostly stopped fighting it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarolaDavar Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 yeah, I'll just use what you've already done. (Though you should continue making more, I'll catch up) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lookingglass Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 yeah, I'll just use what you've already done. (Though you should continue making more, I'll catch up) I second this. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vander Posted February 19, 2016 Report Share Posted February 19, 2016 Okay, resurrecting this thread WAS productive. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Windspren Posted February 19, 2016 Report Share Posted February 19, 2016 We need more! By the Shards themselves, this is awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts