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37 minutes ago, The Bookwyrm said:

Theory: The artifabrians already created waffle technology on Roshar using heating fabrials, but have not told anyone yet for fear of causing another Recreance.

Instant Noodles must be incredibly powerful and dangerous, seeing as Hoid and others are involved in developing them, so by extension other easy-to-make foods like waffles must also be dangerous.

Allomancers actually get their power from the sun.

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Well, this one’s pretty easy. We know that Hoid quite literally ‘stole himself’ WoB:

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Does Wit have another name apart from Wit?

Brandon Sanderson

Wit has many other names. Cephandrius is him.

Questioner

What's his real name?

Brandon Sanderson

He does... have a real name, but he would argue that they're all real names.

Overlord Jebus

What's one that isn't Cephandrius or Midius?

Brandon Sanderson

Hoid. *laughter* Topaz.

Aurimus

When he says he's named after a rock that's a reference to Topaz?

Brandon Sanderson

Yes that's referencing the topaz. And the other thing that he references with... When he says he's named after words on a page that is not breaking the fourth wall... It's not even winking at it. Nope... It's quite literal. Yes, that is quite literal.

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And the only being that Hoid really could have ‘stolen himself’ from is Adonalsium. Ergo, Hoid is or once was a part of Adonalsium.

theory: the Horneater language originated before the shattering.

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Proof: Adolin obviously has an overwhelming evil aura due to the fact that he painted his shard plate instead of leaving it gray like Dalinar.

Theory: Kandra are actually not spiked mistwraiths, but the leftover sludge residue from making chicken broth.

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Proof: the way it's described is exactly like what my grandma's broth is made out of. Also, there's no other explanation for where the leftover broth stuff goes on Scadrial.

Theory: all of The Stormlight Archive is just a giant drug trip of Kaladin's cause he accidentally ate some hallucinogenic mushrooms in Hearthstone.

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Proof: All the Shards of Adonalsium are in fact just ice cream flavors, so it would only make sense for all the crazy investiture related stuff that's happening to reality just the hallucinations of a bunch of people on massive sugar highs.

Theory: The Shard of Whimsy is going to be the main POV character of Stormlight 5.

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8 hours ago, Sequence said:

Proof: All the Shards of Adonalsium are in fact just ice cream flavors, so it would only make sense for all the crazy investiture related stuff that's happening to reality just the hallucinations of a bunch of people on massive sugar highs.

Theory: The Shard of Whimsy is going to be the main POV character of Stormlight 5.

Evidence: Szeth is actually whimsy, he’s super whimsical.

42 minutes ago, Aeoryi said:

There are actually ten unmade, and the alethli are bad at counting. 

Anyone who opposes me is also, as evident, quite bad at counting.

Evidence: Aeoryi knows a whole lot about the unmade so if anyone knows it’d be her.

Theory: Silver is actually the 18th allomantic metal but someone pranked the world and everyone is too scared to burn it now.

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