Ashspren Posted August 6, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 6, 2018 Yeah, 24 hours. You’re more than welcome to start writing though, seeing as you already know your opponent. Kinda hard to keep that secret... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zath Posted August 6, 2018 Report Share Posted August 6, 2018 Nictorious, that was an awesome rap, you did a great job writing that in Wayne's voice! Well done. 'Twas a close contest. Spook vs Odium, starting in just under 24 hours from now. Alright, haha! This'll be great. Good luck to you, too, AonEne. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted August 6, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 6, 2018 Hello, 17th Sharders! This is Ashspren, here live with the FIRST EVER COSMERE CHARACTER ROAST BATTLE TOURNAMENT CHAMPIONSHIP ROUND! Before we begin, @AonEne and @Zath, here’s your customary aloe vera: Here we have Odium, powerful Shard of hate Going up against Spook, Survivor of the Flames They have 48 hours to show off their skill And with their awesome bars they’ll go in for the kill After that, we’ll have 24 hours of voting time To choose the person who is truly the Master of Rhyme So with this championship round Rust is going down People all over town Come to see who gets the crown So from Nalthis to Roshar Scadrial to Sel Who’s the Roast Champion? Only time will tell. AonEne and Zath, I wish you both luck! 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nictorius Posted August 6, 2018 Report Share Posted August 6, 2018 18 hours ago, Zath said: Nictorious, that was an awesome rap, you did a great job writing that in Wayne's voice! Well done. 'Twas a close contest. Spook vs Odium, starting in just under 24 hours from now. Alright, haha! This'll be great. Good luck to you, too, AonEne. Thanks @Zath. Love Wayne's 'slang', thought he would be fun too rap as, and i was right. You totally earned the win here though. Good luck in the final round my dude. Could i get some of that Aloe Vera please? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted August 6, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 6, 2018 @Nictorius why of course! All of the competitors probably need to put it aloever(a) themselves. Get it? Aloe Vera? Aloe Ver? All over? Aloever? Okay, that was a stretch... 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 Moved to cosmere discussion so spoilers are less of a problem 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted August 7, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 @Voidus Thanks so much! I was worried about that... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted August 7, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 @Zath @AonEne This is your 23 hour warning! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julio Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 These are all amazing! I only just saw any of this; sorry people later on in the thread, I used all my upvotes up before I got to you.... @Ashspren, this was such a cool idea, thanks for setting it up. @Zath, I expect and fully intend to vote for you. If yours is better, that is. @AonEne and everyone else, yours have all been really awesome as well! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Zath Posted August 7, 2018 Popular Post Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 Thanks for moving the thread, Voidus! 1 hour ago, Julio said: @Zath, I expect and fully intend to vote for you. If yours is better, that is. Fair enough. That is how voting works, generally speaking. Anyways, thanks for the vote of confidence, Julio! - - - - - Alright, here we go. Spook's throwing down the gauntlet in this championship round! Minor Mistborn Era 1 spoilers, and minor-to-moderate Oathbringer/Stormlight Archive spoilers (and spoilered for length): Spoiler Hey there, Mister Odium. Are you low on sodium? I can't imagine why else you'd think, ya old Shard kook, That you could out-rap-battle me: the legendary Spook. If you've really got hyponatremia, I'll admit, it's really extreme of ya To attempt to rap, roast, maybe pun; But, nonetheless, When everything is said and done, I'll stand victorious. Ising of the finals of the Cosmere Character Roast - Ising of the preparing of you of being toast? Ising of the emptiness of anything you boast, Watching of the being of the votes of me the most. Wasing of the people of the original worship of you, Becoming of them of fed up of the rule of you - ising true! Fleeing of them to Roshar, living of them of this new land. Adopting of the Singers of you, pitying you: a deity secondhand! Wasing even of them of the you of the leaving (Wasing of you of a sub-par god hand-me-down). Excepting for Eshonai of a Fused of receiving, Still of the living of you in "forgotten gods" town. Trying of you of the conquering of Roshar, Saying there of the people: "Hey, this ain't kosher," Wasing them of the defending of their home from Voidbringers, Wasing them of better at that than of you against my zingers. Granted, having of you of the "scary" Everstorms, Of the parshmen of red eyes and of the Power Forms. Comparing not of these to volcanoes, ash like rain, earthquakes, koloss, Inquisitors, spikes of the driving of men of insane! Paying of you of the attention, of the listening of me of explain: Bewaring of you of Scadrians - handling not of you of our pain! Stating of me of my point (apparently wasing not enough plain), Being of you of the side attraction, being of me of the main. Ising of you of the losing of this battle, / ising your rap of being inane, Being your roasts of no more than prattle, / being of mine of an oncoming train. Packing of you of bags and of saddle, / heading of you of the Spiritual plane, Speaking soon of you of a Moelach Death Rattle: / ising my burns of too much to sustain. Possessing of you of the Shard of hate and spite? Confessing of me of the utter lack of fright Of the experiencing of any of the ungodly sight Of the face of you, of human skin or marbled gold and white. Ising not of mattering of you of acting polite, Or of being of the rage, of burning, searing light -- Failing still of you of the picking of a champion right. Ising the only people for you of the wanting to fight? Being the ones of the having of serious brain-blight. Breaking of this news to you (being you of not that bright), Telling of you firstly to, "Sit down, and hold on tight," Continuing of me of the saying, "You've lost, Rayse. Call it a night." *drops mic* *drops self and falls asleep almost instantly 'cause storms I'm exhausted* 25 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted August 7, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 @Julio, thank you! It’s been so much fun to run. If you want to participate for the next round, I can put you on my reserved list...? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 I would upvote that, but I've used 'em all up. I don't like the survivor of the flames, I find him annoying, but that was great! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Showman Posted August 8, 2018 Report Share Posted August 8, 2018 I know that this is only cosmere characters, and I'm not yet familiar enough to try this, but what if someone rapped as Alcatraz? This would be my first two lines: This is the best real rap that you have ever heard, but wait, I need to stop and say something absurd... Rutabaga would have to be in there several times. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted August 8, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 8, 2018 (edited) So unfortunately, life happens, and @AonEne couldn’t submit a rap. Thus... THE WINNER OF THE FIRST EVER COSMERE CHARACTER ROAST BATTLE TOURNAMENT IS @Zath, REPRESENTING SPOOK! Ising the being of well-deserved victory, Zath. Congratulations! All the upvotes to you. Winner winner chouta dinner. ~~~ I hope everyone had fun competing in the tournament! I loved putting it together, and I’m so excited for the next group of competitors. I will start the next tournament 10 or 11 days from now. Here are the people on the reserved list: @Mistspren@Herowannabe@hoiditthroughthegrapevine@Valhalla@AxeliustheGreat@Edgedancer Jak@Rhapsody@I think I am here.@Archer We still need at least 7 more competitors! In these next 10-11 days, please respond on this thread with which character you would want to represent. You are definitely allowed to pick one that has already been used. If you are a returning competitor, I highly encourage you to pick someone new to represent. Stick to Cosmere characters only, please! As something new for this round, if you are too late to sign up for this round, you might still be able to compete. You will be put on a waiting list, so if anyone is unable to participate, you can step in and represent their character. However, this is only for the primary round. In the semifinals and championships, if someone is unable to compete, the second place winner from their previous match will step in. They will also have to represent the previous person's character. If you are a filler person, you are allowed to be on the reserved list for the next tournament. However, if you are pulled into the current tournament, you will be taken off the reserved list. Okay, wow, I’m terrible at explaining things. If anyone needs a further explanation, please let me know! In this 10-11 day break period, smack talk is allowed, and in fact, encouraged. However, make sure that you are roasting only the characters and not the users representing them. Also, please think twice before posting smack talk and think about if something is going over the line. Additionally, do not post anything that would be deemed inappropriate by 17th Shard site rules. This includes dividing by zero. If you are competing in this next round, please read over the rules and setup: Thanks everyone, Ashspren Edited August 8, 2018 by Ashspren 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archer Posted August 8, 2018 Report Share Posted August 8, 2018 2 minutes ago, Ashspren said: I will start the next tournament 10 or 11 days from now. Here are the people on the reserved list: Congrats Zath! Ashspren, when can we choose our characters? (If we can do it now, dibs on Allomancer Jak) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted August 8, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 8, 2018 5 minutes ago, Archer said: Congrats Zath! Ashspren, when can we choose our characters? (If we can do it now, dibs on Allomancer Jak) Yes, you can start choosing! Awesome choice, Archer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray to Posted August 8, 2018 Report Share Posted August 8, 2018 Thanks, Ashspren! This has been the most fun I've had on this website! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted August 8, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 8, 2018 2 minutes ago, Gray to said: Thanks, Ashspren! This has been the most fun I've had on this website! Aw, thanks Gray to! I’m glad you enjoyed it! Your raps were awesome, by the way. I loved rapping them out loud. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herowannabe Posted August 8, 2018 Report Share Posted August 8, 2018 Thanks @Ashspren for running this! It was so much fun to follow! and congrats to @Zath on the win! I’d just like to point out that I called it before the competition even began. Now, to pick my character. This is tough. I have 3 that I’d really like to do, and even started writing some lines for one of them, but I think I’ll go ahead and call Stick before anyone else does. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted August 8, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 8, 2018 3 minutes ago, Herowannabe said: Thanks @Ashspren for running this! It was so much fun to follow! and congrats to @Zath on the win! I’d just like to point out that I called it before the competition even began. Now, to pick my character. This is tough. I have 3 that I’d really like to do, and even started writing some lines for one of them, but I think I’ll go ahead and call Stick before anyone else does. Oh my Domi, you did! *thrusts bag towards Hero* Here are your spheres. Nice choice with Stick, by the way... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyndlerunner Posted August 8, 2018 Report Share Posted August 8, 2018 I'll do Lightsong, if I can compete again, that is... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted August 8, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 8, 2018 Just now, Wyndlerunner said: I'll do Lightsong, if I can compete again, that is... Absolutely! Glad to have you back, Wyndlerunner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca Posted August 8, 2018 Report Share Posted August 8, 2018 Nice job Zath! Your rap was amazing. Can’t wait for the next tournament, and good luck to all those competing in it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyndlerunner Posted August 8, 2018 Report Share Posted August 8, 2018 Just now, Ashspren said: Absolutely! Glad to have you back, Wyndlerunner. It's my pleasure! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herowannabe Posted August 8, 2018 Report Share Posted August 8, 2018 2 minutes ago, Wyndlerunner said: I'll do Lightsong, if I can compete again, that is... Lightsong was one of the characters I was considering doing. Best of luck to you! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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