Condensation Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 Oh wait, we have to make a rap? Oh shoot I'm dead 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 5 minutes ago, Condensation said: Oh wait, we have to make a rap? Oh shoot I'm dead Just write it like a poem. You can go look at past raps for examples. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 Okay, I suppose. I'm alright with poems. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mat Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 Just now, Condensation said: Okay, I suppose. I'm alright with poems. This time around I'm planning on doing song parodies, actually. No idea how much easier/harder that'll be, though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 Sounds like it'll be harder, actually. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turtle Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 I’d be cool with that. Also, it’s 7:18 so I need to do this tomorrow morning ish and not now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fezzik Posted September 20, 2020 Report Share Posted September 20, 2020 If people are okay with it, in addition to silence's grandmother, I can roast as Bastille. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Am A Fish Posted September 20, 2020 Report Share Posted September 20, 2020 3 minutes ago, Fezzik said: If people are okay with it, in addition to silence's grandmother, I can roast as Bastille. *Laughs in horneater* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted September 20, 2020 Report Share Posted September 20, 2020 Alright, that's about enough. So, does anyone other than @Fezzik want to be two people? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine Posted September 20, 2020 Report Share Posted September 20, 2020 (edited) Hey @Ghanderflaffle, I stutter as I vote yes, essentially saying yes 4 more times, does that work? Edited September 20, 2020 by hoiditthroughthegrapevine 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archer Posted September 20, 2020 Report Share Posted September 20, 2020 (edited) Your stuttered vote accidentally becomes a veto and nixes all opposition to the proposal. Problem sooooolved! I say go for it, Ghanderflaffle. Edit: additional proposal if you're doing an extended ladder tournament with 8 matchups at the start: figure out the matchups in advance and ballpark the times when they'll occur. Then PM everyone the date you think they'll start on. That way they wouldn't know their opponent, but would be sure to be active on the day they're needed. It could avoid inactivity problems ruining the setup. Edited September 20, 2020 by Archer 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted September 20, 2020 Report Share Posted September 20, 2020 17 minutes ago, Archer said: Your stuttered vote accidentally becomes a veto and nixes all opposition to the proposal. Problem sooooolved! I say go for it, Ghanderflaffle. Edit: additional proposal if you're doing an extended ladder tournament with 8 matchups at the start: figure out the matchups in advance and ballpark the times when they'll occur. Then PM everyone the date you think they'll start on. That way they wouldn't know their opponent, but would be sure to be active on the day they're needed. It could avoid inactivity problems ruining the setup. Thanks for the tip. Alright, sounds like we will have 15 players, but @Fezzik will play as Silence's Grandmother and Bastille. I’ll get everything set up in the morning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine Posted September 20, 2020 Report Share Posted September 20, 2020 If no one else joins I say let Fezzik be two people. Hey @Toaster Retribution, there's one more spot open in the cosmere/non-cosmere roast tournament, want to sign up? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Am A Fish Posted September 20, 2020 Report Share Posted September 20, 2020 When will this be happening? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted September 20, 2020 Report Share Posted September 20, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, I Used To Be A Fish said: When will this be happening? Today! Here we go! This'll be a little different from last time, I want to experiment some. Each battle will still consist of four people, but only 2 of those people will be roasting each other at a time, so it's a bunch of little duels, but 2 duels will run at a time. So for the first one we have @Matrim's Dice as Fleet against @Shard of Reading as Lift. The second one will be @Fezzik as Silence's Grandmother against @Personification as Gallant. Both of these will go at the same time, but you are each only roasting one person, so Matrim and Shard will roast each other, Fezzik and Personification will roast each other, and it will all happen at the same time. Make sense? If not, ask your questions. Your roasts will be due Wednesday the 23 at the end of the day. To everyone else (and Fezzik again) I will PM you about when you will be roasting so you can be available that day. (Thanks Archer for the suggestion) This does mean that I can only give a day or two for extra time instead of several days like last tournament. Edited September 20, 2020 by Ghanderflaffle 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mat Posted September 20, 2020 Report Share Posted September 20, 2020 (edited) 19 minutes ago, Ghanderflaffle said: So for the first one we have @Matrim's Dice as Fleet against @Shard of Reading as Lift. I gotta roast Lift? Oh boy. Good thing I just reread Edgedancer... and I'm gonna try song parody. Edited September 20, 2020 by Matrim's Dice 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shard of Reading Posted September 20, 2020 Report Share Posted September 20, 2020 @Matrim's Dice I will do a song parody as well. You get slow ride. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mat Posted September 20, 2020 Report Share Posted September 20, 2020 Just now, Shard of Reading said: @Matrim's Dice I will do a song parody as well. You get slow ride. I'm doing Hall of Fame. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shard of Reading Posted September 21, 2020 Report Share Posted September 21, 2020 20 hours ago, Matrim's Dice said: I'm doing Hall of Fame. O.K. on second thought there is almost no material in slow ride. I'm just writing my own roast. This is also surprisingly fun. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mat Posted September 21, 2020 Report Share Posted September 21, 2020 Just now, Shard of Reading said: O.K. on second thought there is almost no material in slow ride. I'm just writing my own roast. This is also surprisingly fun. Bet it was just too hard to roast Fleet with a song titled 'Slow Ride' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shard of Reading Posted September 21, 2020 Report Share Posted September 21, 2020 2 minutes ago, Matrim's Dice said: Bet it was just too hard to roast Fleet with a song titled 'Slow Ride' Ha. No. There is almost no words, so I can't get all of the material in that I wanted to put in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Personification Posted September 21, 2020 Report Share Posted September 21, 2020 Yeah, I was also going to do a song, but then I couldn't think of one that would fit the tone and style right, so I will just be using a fairly basic rhyme scheme and loose meter. I do intend to eventually get a song version. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mat Posted September 21, 2020 Report Share Posted September 21, 2020 My song is going great 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shard of Reading Posted September 21, 2020 Report Share Posted September 21, 2020 Just now, Matrim's Dice said: My song is going great I'm about 1/3 of the way done. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mat Posted September 22, 2020 Report Share Posted September 22, 2020 (edited) @Shard of Reading, @Ghanderflaffle Presenting: Streets of Shame A Lift roasting song parody of Hall of Fame Originally by The Script I recommend that you listen to the song before and/or during your read of the roast Hall of Fame (link) Actual lyrics: Spoiler Yeah, you could be the greatest You can be the best You can be the King Kong banging on your chest You could beat the world You could beat the war You could talk to God, go banging on his door You can throw your hands up You can beat the clock You can move a mountain You can break rocks You can be a master Don't wait for luck Dedicate yourself and you can find yourself Standing in the hall of fame And the world's gonna know your name 'Cause you burn with the brightest flame And the world's gonna know your name And you'll be on the walls of the hall of fame You could go the distance You could run the mile You could walk straight through hell with a smile You could be the hero You could get the gold Breaking all the records that thought, never could be broke Do it for your people Do it for your pride How you ever gonna know if you never even try? Do it for your country Do it for you name 'Cause there's gonna be a day, When your'e, Standing in the hall of fame And the world's gonna know your name 'Cause you burn with the brightest flame And the world's gonna know your name And you'll be on the walls of the hall of fame Be a champion, be a champion, be a champion, be a champion On the walls of the hall of fame Be students, be teachers Be politicians, be preachers Be believers, be leaders Be astronauts Be champions Be truth seekers Be students, be teachers Be politicians, be preachers (be preachers) Be believers, be leaders Be astronauts, be champions Standing in the hall of fame And the world's gonna know your name 'Cause you burn with the brightest flame And the world's gonna know your name And you'll be on the walls of the hall of fame You could be the greatest, you can be the best (You can be a champion)You can be the King Kong banging on your chest You could beat the world (you can be a champion) You could beat the war (you can be a champion) You could talk to God, go banging on his door (you can be a champion) You can throw your hands up You can beat the clock (you can be a champion) You can move a mountain You can break rocks (you can be a champion) You can be a master Don't wait for luck (you can be a champion) Dedicate yourself and you can find yourself Standing in the hall of fame (you can be a champion) Streets of Shame Parody: Spoiler Yeah, you seem like the greatest You think you’re the best You think that your humor doesn’t need a rest You slide around the world Avoiding the big war Chasing Nin-son-God, ‘n following his course You think it’s justified To steal lighteyed slop “It aint hurting no one” -Reasoning flop You’re a storming pain in (My) Head and my heart Examine yourself and you will find yourself Sliding through the streets of shame You mock the Radiant name Giving Wyndle all the blame And the fandom reveres your name But you should hang around in the streets of shame I can go the distance I ran a long while I defied the Stormwall running with a smile I’m a story hero Blazing ‘cross the sand Up and down the mountain range and through the rocky land I did it for the people You steal for your pride Would you really steal, if it would claim someone’s life? You don’t take for the money Or even for your name Maybe there could be a day, when you're not Sliding through the streets of shame You mock the Radiant name Giving Wyndle all the blame And the fandom reveres your name But you should hang around in the streets of shame Be a Radiant, be a Radiant, You’re not Radiant, be a Radiant (Slidin) Up and down through the streets of shame Be Shallan, be Jasnah Be Kala-din, be Sy-l Be Renarin, be Pattern Be Navani Be Adolin Be Dal-i-nar Be Wyndle, be Gaw-x Be an Edgedancer, be Bridge Four (be Bridge Fo-our) Be Radiant, be anything That you’re not, You’re nothing Sliding through the streets of shame You mock the Radiant name Giving Wyndle all the blame Yet the fandom reveres your name But you should hang around in the streets of shame I’ll address the people: All Lift does is jest (Be a Radiant) Mocks Wyndle while he tries to bring out her best Named her spren the Void (Be a Radiant) Ruined Hauka’s job (You’re not Radiant) Messed with Magic Old, we learned that from a WoB (Be a Radiant) She's just a Reshi child (You like food too much) Powerful or not She shouldn't be allowed to (Why you like food so much) Run without stop I’m a different story (Be an Edgedancer) A force to trust Evaluate yourself and you will find yourself (You’re no Edgedancer) Sliding through the streets of shame Take that, Lift! Edited September 22, 2020 by Matrim's Dice 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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